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After many years of selective breeding, they've finally developed a breed of phoenix that, rather than self-immolating itself into ash, instead roasts itself to a perfect internal 165° F while burning off all the feathers, resulting in an instant, ready-to-eat poultry dinner.

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I'm making it a goal to destroy as many markers as possible in the process of drawing the antagonists

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ok this is sick as fuck

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did you hear. the sun loves him

go see my son, the poster child for uncomplicated good

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i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

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top 10 misunderstood pieces of advice

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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

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sometimes trying to be more social and talk to people u know are already in an established friend group feels like

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Messing with pens and markers

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Hey, you don't have to be ok but people think about you and love you in their lives. You're loved. You're wonderful. People enjoy you around them and if it means anything, to any stranger out there, I'm thinking about you too. Take care of yourselves out there

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we must do it like a team and fortress and TWO

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Had a fun time being silly at the con

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