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My cat likes to sit on the kitchen counter and surveil the streets on bin day for other naught kitties
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ngl i’m tired of the only two brands of jews shown in the media being “i mean yeah i GUESS i’m jewish haha my mom’s a jew but i’m not religious in fact i hate god and religion and judaism is stupid but i gotta occasionally mention that i’m jewish so the writers can make a holocaust joke” and “incredibly warped and misinformed stereotype of an extremely conservative jew so we can mock how outdated and ridiculous those stupid jewish laws are haha isn’t that stupid”
give me “religious jew who’s a doctor and wears a kippah to work but keeps their pager on during yom kippur in case they get paged for an emergency”. give me “queer jews who fall in love over a seder plate and get caught making out when the kids go to find the afikomen.” give me “jew offering to cover his coworkers shift on eid if she’ll cover his shift on rosh hashanah.” give me profoundly jewish stories with profoundly jewish characters who react to things in profoundly jewish ways. give me jewish joy god fucking dammit.
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Facebook post from Matt Norris.
Post reads like a conversation between 2 people:
Prison labor is a problem we need to address soon.
Convicts in prison should have to work like the rest of us.
You mean like slavery?
No, we’re giving them 3 meals and a bed, at our expense, while they just sit around and watch TV. They should have to work!
Right. Like slavery.
It’s not like slavery!
Can they leave?
No.
Can they refuse work?
No.
So how exactly isn’t this slavery?
We DO pay them!
Do we pay in accordance with labor laws?
No. We pay them between 33 cents and $1.41/hour with a maximum daily wage below $5, then take up to half of that as room&board fees and victim compensation.
Right. So like slavery.
BUT.
No.
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Below URL image reads “fun bonus fact: enough of our labor market currently relies on labor at these depressed rates, that it has a substantial downward pressure on both wages and job availability in low-skilled sectors. Immigrants aren’t taking your jobs. Slavery is.
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I’d also like to add it’s not just private prisons. It’s also private detention centers where ICE keeps the immigrants.
-fae
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That is too raw of a line for it to be in an art book.
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When you in so much pain you suddenly become religious and start praying to god
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Not me entering a college discord server with AttentionWhore as my user name 😭
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I almost clicked on a VC in discord and felt my heart drop for a second
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If a week ago someone told me the Queen would die and be reincarnated as Trisha Paytas’s baby… I would’ve called the police on them.
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the queen dying is taking attention away from the true great loss of the last few days: thurston waffles' passing. fuck dusty old monarchs, at 15 years my baby just wanted to yell and eat shrimps and he still had a positive impact on more lives than the royal family ever did
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rest in peace sweet prince ❤️❤️❤️
EDIT: i'm sorry I gave the impression I'm Thurston's owner, but I'm not! I wrote "my baby" cuz he is, really, everyone's fluffy baby thanks to the gift his dad and his mom gave us by turning him into a cat celebrity. go to @thurstonwaffles and send your love to them ❤️❤️❤️
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apparently no one was paying attention in middle school language arts when we learned what a fucking protagonist was
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ideally jk rowling will be next
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Reading this and agreeing while also wearing a Nirvana T-shirt 👀👀
keep popularising the body neutrality movement gang i wanna see how the makeup and weight loss industries try to capitalise on 'i literally do not give two shits about how i look'
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Wow. I really wanna kill myself.
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amid the celebrations about the queen probably dying soon, we need to remember how this will negatively affect the country. there will be millions spent on a funeral and charles’s coronation while we are in the middle of a severe economic crisis and working class families are having to choose between heating and food. it will take attention away from all the important politics and parliament may be suspended. all news and television will be about her death and her reign — it’s been said that comedy programmes will be cancelled for potentially up to a fortnight out of ‘respect’.
yes, celebrate this news. but her death does not erase the fact that the monarchy exists, and it will be a spit in the face for working people when the money we all so desperately need is spent on her and the rest of her family
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Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen
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