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“youre a terrible horrible person, how could you tell me about ship art. its making me puke. now excuse me while i continue to look at more ship art. blegh gross terrible, i sure do hate this”

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Secret Panel HERE 🫂 tapas.io/episode/3575328

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I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

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yeah golden retreiver boyfriends are great and I've met several personally, but personally I have a house cat boyfriend

extremely affectionate despite of seeming aloof and politely distant to unfamiliar people

my friends have seen him irl less than 5 times in the five years I've had him - if I invited people over he would hide under furniture until they're gone

haha you got up from your work desk, time for unskippable 35 minutes of kisses and cuddles

can and will throw up out of sheer anxiety because Things And Events Are Happening that do not even involve him in any way

can instinctively sense exactly when I am going to decide I'm done bedrotting and will climb on top of me to cuddle exactly 3 minutes before I was just about to get up

can be placed sideways on any soft surface at any time of the day and immediately takes a five hour nap

cannot eat or drink in unfamilair places. can and will go 16 hours without food or water if the situation is uncomfy.

unhelpful but valiant efforts to try to protect and rescue you from things and situations that he would personally hate being in, out of not understanding of Why Are You In There Voluntarily

will come show me incomprehensible memes the same way a cat will bring you a random bug. thank you. I do not understand it but I know you brought it to me because you love me.

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the whump fan’s dilemma

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i need batman to kiss every man with tongue in comics. i don't care about him or his love life i just want toxic comic dudebros to crumble and perish and wither and shake and sob and piss their pants and sniffle

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WARNING: organ trafficking stuff

Sequel to this post

Also inspiration from this fic

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allow yourself to be a beginner

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Art challenge where you have to finish what you're making

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BatLantern Headcannons

(Inspired by the wonderful @caesyy)

Alfred is the one who *actually* manages their schedules to avoid overlaps on patrols if possible. He once let them patrol together for a week as an "experiment." The crime rate didn't drop, but reports of "two idiots in capes arguing loudly over the best way to eat a hotdog while a mugger got away" skyrocketed. Oracle had to mute their comms twice.

Bruce, despite his initial (and ongoing, to some degree) paranoia, has a designated coffee mug for Hal in the Batcave. Alfred insists. Hal, of course, uses a different one every time just to see Bruce twitch, but the existence of "Hal's Mug" (usually one with a ridiculously cheesy pilot slogan) is a quiet admission of acceptance. Hal also sometimes pucks Damian up from school. Usually when Alfred is just too tired. He has designated nicknames for each one of the kids.

Bruce won't verbally gush over Hal's cooking the way Hal does for his sandwiches, (sometimes Bruce making breakfast in bed for Hal ends with them forgetting to actually leave bed). But he will pointedly leave an extra-large portion of whatever Hal made for him "for later patrols," which Hal knows is Bruce-code for "this is amazing, I want more." He also actually eats what Hal makes, a high compliment from a man who often forgets meals.

Hal once tried to help bruce make the super special breakfast sandwich. It involved screaming, extra grease, and Alfred calmly handing Bruce a fire extinguisher. Hal is now banned from breakfast preparations. He still helps Alfred in the kitchen at all other meals.

Bruce, being Bruce, has rules. Hal, being Hal, considers these rules more like "strong suggestions" and delights in finding (or inventing) loopholes. This leads to many "discussions" where Bruce is trying to maintain his stern composure while Hal argues like a particularly smug lawyer.

Bruce: "Jordan, the rule was no constructs in the dining room." Hal: "Technically, it was a cutlery construct, Bats. For eating. It's thematic!"

Their civilian bickering is legendary at Wayne Manor. It's less about life-or-death mission stakes and more about who left the cap off the toothpaste, whose turn it is to choose the movie (Hal always picks something loud and dramatic, Bruce picks mystery movies to make fun of them), or Hal "helpfully" rearranging Bruce's meticulously organized bookshelf "to give it more personality." Alfred just sips his tea.

Bruce has an internal catalog of Hal's petnames for him, ranked by annoyance level. "Spooky" is mildly tolerable. "Batsy-Boo" elicits a death glare. "My Caped Crusader" gets an eyeroll. But he never actually tells Hal to stop. It's just… Hal.

No matter how much Hal bratted, or how stern Bruce had to be, Bruce's aftercare is meticulous and unwavering. It's often silent – cleaning up, tending to any marks, holding Hal. Hal, for all his bluster, sinks into it like a cat. This is where a "Sweetheart" might slip out from Bruce.

Hal is on a perpetual, often failing, mission to make Bruce laugh. This involves terrible puns during patrols, ridiculous construct shapes (a giant rubber chicken to whack a minor inconvenience villain), and attempts to get Bruce to dance at quiet moments. Bruce's lips might twitch upwards sometimes (once in a blue moon), which Hal counts as a monumental victory.

At Justice League meetings, Hal will make tiny, almost invisible construct distractions that only Bruce (with his hyper-awareness) would notice – a tiny green bird pecking at Superman's cape, a miniature race car zipping under the table. Bruce's jaw will clench, a silent promise of a "debriefing" later. He never does this when the situation is *actually* serious, though.

Bruce rarely raises his voice, but when he drops it to that low, gravelly Batman tone, specifically for Hal during… negotiations… and calls him "Jordan" with a certain weight, Hal practically melts, like an ice cream on a hot day. It's the auditory equivalent of a firm hand.

Alfred Pennyworth ( the human, not the cat) has a soft spot for Hal. He sees the genuine affection beneath the bickering and appreciates that Hal can sometimes make Bruce forget he's Batman for a few hours. Alfred always ensures Hal's favorite snacks are stocked and might "accidentally" leave out photo albums of a younger, slightly less broody Bruce when Hal visits.

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Haven't slept, it's 630am uh oh

Anyway -

Thinking about the fact that Bruce is likely a phenomenal actor. He has to be, right?

What if he and Hal are stuck somewhere on a mission to an alien planet, and they keep tryna separate Hal and Bruce for (insert reasons) but they can't do that for...other important reasons idk

So Bruce is like "hey do you trust me"

And Hal's like "yes of course I do, without question. What's up"

And Bruce is like "okay let them start to pull you away and then play along with me."

So Hal is like "hmmm I suppose I'm being overwhelmed and bested and being dragged away....I have no choice but to comply....woe is me — oh fuck!"

And Bruce just. Collapses to the ground and starts screaming like he's actively being murdered. He's thrashing and writhing like he's in utter agony. Hal has never, ever seen him look this frightened in his fucking life, and he watched Bruce nearly drown to death like two weeks prior. Nothing is physically wrong with him, what the fuck is going on, oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck he's not prepared to tell Alfred his boy died in space —

Hal breaks away from the aliens tryna drag him off and runs to Bruce's side. He gathers him to his chest in utter panic, frantically calling his name and checking for hidden wounds.

And after a couple seconds the screams die down and the thrashing stops. Bruce just. fuckin quiets down.

The aliens wibble and wobble and apologize for trying to separate the two. "Our bad, we didn't know it would cause your companion physical harm to keep you apart. Of course you may remain together if the shrieking and wailing stops."

And Bruce just stands up and sticks close to Hal, deadpan and quiet, like nothing happened. Flipped that shit on and off like a light switch.

Hal is traumatized. He's gonna think about those screams for weeks even though he knows that none of it was real. To the point where when they get back, he has nightmares about it and has to fly to Gotham to check on Bruce otherwise he'll convince himself that he's out somewhere curled up and screaming like that but for real.

This is pre-relationship btw cause it makes the Drama more Dramatic. They have to share a bed for Hal to get a decent night's rest. They're gonna fuck about it also —

Ok goodnight

Or good morning it's really early now

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NO! Thinking their negative thoughts privately will kill the patient. She needs bitching and whining to live

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Secret Panel HERE 🙂 tapas.io/episode/1666275

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Roy was stepping around the corner, a car seat lifted triumphantly over his head. Except it wasn't a car seat. It was a death contraption ripped out of the back seat of a kit-bashed metal hell car straight from the set of Mad Max.

Roy gave him a manic grin, "A car seat, Jaybird."

"Funny. Thought I was looking at one of your weekend art projects," Jason said, "Is that armor?"

"Only the best for our kids," Roy said proudly

Imprint by Hashtag_DriveBy and Hashtag_DriveBy_Writes

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I hate Nintendo Switch Online. I hate the lack of optimization. I hate the expensive subscription service. I hate the lack of games. I hate the limited time releases. I hate that it's never gonna have the level of content that the Wii virtual console had. I hate what capitalism has done to gaming.

This collection includes: All the GBA, GB and GBC games currently available on the Switch!!

+ And a few extra bonus!! Mostly from the same series'seses

Download here for free!!: https://www.mediafire.com/file/pzycxh6zu9b8drf/GBA_Online_PC.rar (405 MB Uncompressed)

They're all ready to be played in HD on PC. Just drag and drop the files on the included program

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what’s your feeling today ? :)