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Conversation Snippets with Absolutely No Context #3

The fact that I'm friends with you is weirder than a non existent dentistry kink

Well then

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Dumb Jokes

“Oh my god! I think my dog spoke to me!"

"Eh, I've seen stranger things."

"So have I, so has everyone. You're not special."

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Let us take a soft and squishy, thinly sliced wheat-product and place in a metal heat-box in order to make it crunchy. Then we drop partially-formed chicken embryos into heated liquid until they are mostly solid and finally position them onto the crisp slices. All of this is to satisfy our need for energy in the form of glucose after not having consumed anything while being unconscious for the dark part of the 24 hour period

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Do you ever just accidentally grind your teeth while eating and compress yourself so tightly into your own body that you astral project?

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"Everybody" is such a prejudiced word. I mean, just think about how it makes spirits, who just happen to be without corporeal form at the present time, feel

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Do dogs understand clothes? Or do they just go "Wow human! You are removing your outer layer this is incredible!"

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Conversation Snippets with absolutely no Context #2

I, too, am a sexy beast with a cat for a face

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Washington Direct Current

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Conversation Snippets with absolutely no Context #1

*drowns in sugar* DO YOU LOVE ME YET

AM I SWEET ENOUGH FOR YOU

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED 

IS THIS WHAT YOU FUCKING WANTED