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Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”

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[The Ocean Queen appears]

Sathia: Who's that?

Tharion: She doesn't like me.

[The Viper Queen appears]

Sathia: Who's that?

Tharion: She doesn't like me either.

[The River Queen and her daughter appear]

Sathia: Who's that?!

Tharion: Let's just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn't like me!

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Feyre Archeron, arriving at the Spring Court at the beginning of ACOWAR:

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Elide: You're going to be my husband.

Lorcan: I don't want to pretend to be your husband. How about I pretend to be your brother instead?

Elide: No. You're going to be my husband, and who said anything about pretending?

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Violet Sorrengail: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms.

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I could have said, "Wrote some songs about Chaol / Never mind, he’s trash."

I was like, "I could’ve said that." But I didn’t, I said, "Now I listen and laugh." ‘Cause it didn’t work out.

-Aelin Ashryver Galathynius, probably

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Nyx: *watches his parents' face for about 15 seconds*

Nyx: No, not really, but Amren offered me 20 bucks to give you two –and I quote– "a taste of your own bullshit."

Feyre & Rhysand’s Parenting Problems

Teenage Nyx: I have a crush on a girl, so I did what you and dad did to show her that I love her.

Feyre: What did you do?

Teenage Nyx: I made a death pact with her *shows her a new tattoo on his arm*

Feyre:

Feyre:

Feyre, to Rhysand through the bond:

………we fucked up.

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Aelin: You hate me.

Lorcan: Yes.

Aelin: More than just about anyone you've ever met.

Lorcan: That is correct.

Aelin: So, anyway, I'd like you to take the blood oath...

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Aelin: You hate me.

Rolfe: Yes.

Aelin: More than, like, anyone you've ever met.

Rolfe: That is correct.

Aelin: So, anyway, I'd like to offer you a job...

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This joke killed it with my target audience, but only because I am my own target audience.

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Emerie and Gwyn: Nesta, tell us all about what's going on between you and Cassian!

Nesta: That man and I are acquaintances at best.

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Rhys, who thinks Gwyn seems like a sweet girl: You are to treat Gwyn with kindness and respect.

Nesta, who has already decided that she would die for Gwyn and is honestly just waiting for the opportunity to do so: Mind your own business.

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"He is not the love of my life! He's literally just a guy! I want to hit him with my car!"

– Nesta at the beginning of A Court of Silver Flames, probably

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The Inner Circle: Hey, Cassian, does it freak you out at all that Nesta is literally death incarnate?

Cassian: Smash.

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— The Beginning of ACOSF —

Nesta: I just really wanna punch something.

Cassian: YES! Let me show you how to punch things with maximum effectiveness!

Nesta: Never.

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Nesta: Fuck that, fuck this, fuck you.

Cassian: Oh, don't worry, we'll definitely get to that third part.