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mastermind - june 24 - background jegulus - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 389

“Alright, boys. Who did it?” Euphemia Potter asked, crossing her arms and looking fiercely at Sirius, James, and Remus, who all stood in front of her with their heads hung. If she hadn’t been so annoyed, it would have been hilarious to look at–three boys, all dramatically taller than her, looking completely contrite and a little bit scared as they listened to her yell.

“It…it was a group effort, Mum,” James piped up desperately, always the first one to break. 

“Yeah, we all kind of…played a part…” Sirius agreed, Remus nodding along with him, though both of them looked just as confused and nervous as James did.

“I see,” Effie said, tone short even as she still forced herself not to laugh. “So there was no clear mastermind, here? Nobody wants to fess up?”

All three boys were silent, eyes glued to the floor.

“And what about the fact that you needed a potion to make this happen, then?” she pressed, gesturing to her bubblegum-pink hair, which now reached all the way down to the floor. “I know all of you boys are smart, but last I checked, none of you are top in your class in potions. Who sent out for it? Are you sure you didn’t do it, James?”

James shook his head, but said nothing. “No, I—” but he cut himself off, looking between his friends, eyes narrowed, like he was trying to figure out who had sent out for the potion.

It was at this point Effie realized they were all covering for each other. And there was a chance none of them had done it. 

“Then who…” she began to mutter, flummoxed. But she stopped short at the sound of a laugh.

The chuckle at this didn’t seem to come from any of the boys in front of her. It took her a moment to place the source, but as soon as she did, her eyes grew as wide as saucers. “Regulus?” she gasped. “Monty?” 

The two boys were standing in the doorway in silent hysterics, wiping tears of mirth from their eyes. “Sorry, darling, it was just too funny!” Monty laughed, moving to press a kiss to his wife’s head.

But as shocked as Effie was, James looked thrilled. “Reg, you did this?” he asked, eyes dancing with glee. “Baby, I’m so proud!”

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james who wants to encourage toddler harry to gain more confidence, so he dares him to go into a shop and get the prettiest thing there for 20 pounds.

harry who gets out of the shop holding —a slightly confused— regulus' hand hostage, almost screaming "pa! i found pretty boy! he was free!!"

and that's how jegulus meet.

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Remus, James and Sirius all sitting around a rat in the common room feeding it sweets thinking it’s Peter. Then Peter comes to sit down with them and is like ‘what the fuck are you doing with this random rat’ and they’re all like ‘oh we thought it was you’

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Sirius: You should just let James take you out on a date. It's becoming unbearable to watch you dance around each other

Regulus: Never give anyone a chance because I’m fundamentally unlovable. That’s what I say

Sirius: You should say something else

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marauders modern highschool au but the whole thing is just remus desperately trying to avoid the basketball coach because he knows hes tall but damn it he doesnt wanna join the team!!

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silly wolfstar

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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james had an old camcorder. every time something happened he would whip it out and film a video for the future.

"hey kids, it's your dad, and the date is april 14th 1976. your uncle padfoot still hasn't confessed, but i think he will later today!"

slowly this became "hey kids, it's your dad. it's 3am because your uncles won't stop BEING LOUD. one day you'll understand; we can discuss the birds and the bees together."

"hi honey, it's your dad james here. i don't know if i'll ever get to meet you. i haven't been feeling myself lately. it's not fair how your uncle remus has it all figured out."

until one day it was "hey kids, i think i met your dad. say hi regulus!"

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Regulus: I have the best memory. Name one time I forgot something.

Barty: You left me in Hogsmeade, like, a week ago.

Regulus: I did that on purpose. Try again.

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the red string au is still in the works but I can’t stop thinking about a Thoroughfare by Ethel Cain jeggy fic sooooo I’m also gonna start that too

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"He was a punk" "She did ballet" But it's Remus and Sirius.

IN. THAT. ORDER.

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Twirling my hair, giggling and kicking my feet over the thought of James softly kissing the back of Regulus' neck while he is railing him from behind

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james "in school by day, in regulus by night" potter

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Voldemort: Where's the horcrux, Regulus?

Regulus: woudnt you like to know weatherboy

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harry going “im so hungry i can eat a regulus black” and james head turn so fast he got a stiff neck

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James: Regulus and I are so close we even share a tooth brush

Regulus: We what

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CR James is so precious to me I want to carry him around in my pocket

Cr spoilers

James telling Sirius to get his spine realigned and then going "I'd let Regulus snap my spine in half"

Oh I want him someone give me him