jaunes-specter

[jaunes-specter]

Willow: You are very handsome. Wouldn't you like to hang out with me?~💕

Jaune: *Nervous* Excuse me. I don't mean to sound rude, but how old are you?

Willow: XXX Billion Lien

Jaune: Wow, you are very young. Where are we going?

Willow: It's a surprise, but you'll love it. Fu Fu Fu~💕

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Jaune "I am not going to fuck your goddamn mom" Arc

Jaune: Ruby, for the love of god, please stop trying to set me up with your mom.

Ruby: But you look just like my dead dad! You'll make her so happy!

Jaune: Believe it or not, that doesn't make it better Ruby!

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Jaune, slumped on the couch with hands in his face: Ughhhh.

Yang: Woah, what's up with you?

Jaune: Your sister keeps trying to get me to date your mom.

Yang: ...

Yang: Well, you do kinda loo-

Jaune, standing up and walking away: Nope!

Yang: Hey, wait just a seco-

Jaune: Nope!

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Weiss: ...and that's how my father tricked my mother into a loveless marriage to steal everything she owned and then left her to rot.

Jaune: Weiss, that's absolutely horrible. I'm honored that you trust me enough as a friend to open up to me about it. If there's ever something I can do to make this better, say the word and I'll do it.

Weiss: You mean it? Really?

Jaune: smiles Really.

Weiss: ...well, my mother talked about being attracted to a blue-eyed, blond-haired Huntsman from Vale when she was younger, so maybe-

Jaune: Nope!

Weiss: But you said anything!

Jaune: Nope!

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Blake: Hello Jaune.

Jaune, muffled from being face down on the couch: I swear to god, if you've come to get me to hook up with your mother, just kill me now.

Blake: Um, no? My mother and father are in an extremely stable marriage. They're very happy together.

Jaune, sitting up with a sigh of relief: Oh thank god.

Blake: ...although, rumor has it they have threesomes quite often, and they both have a thing for blonds...

Jaune: Oh come on!

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Pyrrha: Um, Jaune, I have something kind of important to ask of you...

Jaune, exhausted: Please tell me you're not trying to get me together with your mom.

Jaune: Or your dad.

Pyrrha: What!? No! I was going to ask if you'd like to go on a date with... blushing with me...

Jaune: I accept.

Pyrrha: Oh, ok, I underst- Wait what!?

Jaune: Yeah, I accept.

Pyrrha: Really!?

Jaune, chuckling: Yeah, really. You're incredibly smart, talented, beautiful, and believe it or not, you're the only person in my current dating pool that isn't over twice my age. So yeah, I happily accept.

Pyrrha, eyes narrowing: Women twice your age are trying to date you?

Jaune: Their daughters are trying to set it up on their behalf, but yeah. It's really weird and uncomfortable. I'm literally young enough to be their son for god's sake!

Pyrrha: Well, you won't have to deal with any of that anymore, because now you're mine!

Jaune: That means a lot t-

Raven, portaling in: You there. Mini Tai. On the bed, now. I'm going to fuck you.

Jaune, holding out nondescript religious symbol: Back! Back you demon! No more! No more!

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Nora: Ya know, if you really think about it, when a guy tells another guy that he's a "lucky man" it's really just the socially acceptable way of saying he'd bang the other guy's wife.

Pyrrha: *Freezes*

Pyrrha: *Stares at Weiss*

Weiss: What?

Pyrrha: *Remembering all the times Weiss told her she was a "lucky woman" when she started dating Jaune*

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Pyrrha: *humming to herself as she carries her twin children to the Arkos family car* 😊🎶

Pyrrha: *securely buckles squirming toddlers into their car seats*

Pyrrha: *closes back door and reaches for front door*

Jamie: (Arkos son) *kicks his little shoe off and hits the door lock button*

Pyrrha: 😨

Pyrrha: Okay Pyrrha…stay calm…your children are locked in a car, but you can just unlock it with your keys…

Pyrrha: *pats her pockets* WHERE ARE MY KEYS?!?! Please don’t be in the car, please don’t be in the car…!! OH NO I DROPPED THEM ON THE SEAT BESIDE THE CHILDREN!! 😱

Pyrrha: *starting to panic* Deep breaths! Deep breaths! I’ll just call Jaune and he can come home from work with his keys, it’s going to be okay- 😰

Jamie: *starts crying because his mom is outside without him* 😭

Jessie: *starts crying because her brother is crying* 😭

Pyrrha: 😱

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Pyrrha: *clutching her twin children against herself* …and that’s what happened. 😥

Jaune: *filling out an insurance claim for the car door lying on the ground separate from the vehicle* Why didn’t you use your semblance to unlock the door?

Pyrrha: I’m sorry! My inner mother bear isn’t very smart! 😓

Jamie/Jessie: 😴

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Ruby: :3

Jaune: Ttyl

Ruby: What part of :3 do you not understand? I need you to collar me.

Jaune: !? Rubes?

[jaunes-specter]

Jaune+Ren: *walking through a mall*

Jaune: Oh that underwear is kinda childish but cute. Like upside down lingerie, kinda... *Dog patterned girls underwear*

Ren: Ruby might like it...

Jaune: She'd look good in it. Wouldn't she?

Ren: You... Dude, you can't buy her underwear.

Jaune: I can't buy her just underwear. I'll get the entire pyjamas set.

Ren: Smart.

*later*

Ruby: *Looking at herself in the underwear (has a little bow on the front) in a mirror while wearing the adorable pyjamas top* He... He deserves to see me in every layer of this outfit... *Flips up the doggie ear hood part of the top* Fuck me stupid... I am so cute...

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NNN: B

Blake: I don't see what the big deal with guys doing 'No Nut November.' It's such a joke, if I did it, I could totally do it.

Jaune: You? You think you could do 'NNN?'

Blake: I could totally do it!

Jaune: Even if you have someone with you, trying to make you fail?

Blake: I could totally beat it, no sweat!

Jaune: Bitch, you couldn't last five minutes before you broke.

Blake: Pfft! Yeah, I'm not easy Jaune.

Jaune: Wanna make a bet on that?

Blake: Bring it on Vomit Boy!

Jaune: Okay... Yang, can you stand up please?

Yang: O-Okay...?

Jaune: Okay, come a little closer...

Yang: Hey, hey, hey?!

Jaune: Relax, it's just my arm around you.

Yang: B-But, a guy's never been this close to me...?!

Jaune: Okay, so... Yang, and I are now siblings...

Blake: Siblings?

Ruby: They do look like they could be siblings...

Jaune: I'm the older sibling...

Yang: Why are you the older sibling?!

Jaune: I was born before you, that's why.

Yang: Oh yeah, you were...

Jaune: Yes. So, Yang, and I are siblings, we become your step brother, and stepsister!

Blake: S-Step-b-b-brother, and steps-sister...?

Jaune: And, since we're your older stepsiblings we are constantly teasing, and flirting with you...

Blake: F-Flirting with my stepsiblings...?

Yang: Mmm~! Looking tasty little pussy cat~!

Blake: P-Pussy cat...?!

Jaune: And, one day, you catch the two of us in a forbidden sibling love affair.

Blake: Sibling love affair...?!

Weiss: Oh, we're going the Lannister route~?

Yang: Mmm~! What's up big bro~?

Jaune: You've caught us several times basking in our forbidden love affair, and you've been secretly pleasing yourself to our copulations.

Blake: I-I-I wouldn't d-d-d-do that...

Jaune: And, eventually we finally drag you into the fun, because we've know you were watching us since the first time~!

Blake: I-I-I-I didn't mean to peak stepbro!

Yang: I don't believe her big bro~! I think we need to punish this naughty little pussy cat~!

Jaune: And, punish you will, and do you know how we're going to do it?

Blake: H-H-How? How are you going to punish me stepbro?!

Jaune: We're going to seduce your mom first~!

Blake: FUCK YEAH?! Let's fucking go!

Yang: Annnd, she broke.

Blake: Wha...?

Jaune: Nora?

Nora: Three minutes, and twenty seven seconds.

Yang: (Whistles~!)

Yang: Damn, you broke her fast!

Blake: W-What?

Pyrrha: Whoa... We barely managed to get Jaune to break the last time he did it, but you broke like uncooked spaghetti noodle in minutes.

Rin: And, we tried. We really tried...

Nora: And, we didn't get him to break until Glynda got involved...

Yang: Y-You've slept with Glynda...?!

Blake: B-But... does that mean we're not going to have a threesome... and you two aren't going to roleplay as my older siblings...?

Jaune: ...

Yang: ...

Jaune: Yes?

Yang: Yes.

JY: Yes.

Blake: YES!

Kali: Only if I get to take part too~!

Blake: Oh gods yes~! Ahhh~!

(Thud!)

RWYJNPRK: ...

Jaune: Pathetic...

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Dragonslayer: Pyrrha's Tastes

Yang: "Um... Pyrrha, I'm going out with Jaune-"

Pyrrha; "I know! And I'm so happy for you!"

Yang: "Eh? Wait, I thought you were hot for him."

Pyrrha: "Oh yes. I am in love with him... But I want a tragic love that ends in sorrow! Largely unrequited, save for moments of infidelity that test your love with him but ultimately fail!"

Yang: "Huh?!"

Pyrrha: "So I hope you and Jaune are very happy together! I'll make sure of it! You just have to put up with a little infidelity from time to time! And then..." Starry eyed "I'll die all alone with the loss of my love hidden in my heart!"

Yang: "... Um... VB?"

Jaune: Bursts into the dormroom, where he was listening in from.

Pyrrha: "Ah! Oh, um... Hello Jaune... How much of that did you-?"

Jaune: "All of it. We're going to therapy."

Pyrrha: "But Jaune, I want my tragedy! I want a tragic romance like Medea's and Jason's! Or Hero and Leander! Or Ceyx and Alcyone-!"

Yang: "Cereal Girl, if we have to have a threesome to fix you, we will damnit!"

Jaune: "That's right!"

[jaunes-specter]

Dragonslayer: Pyrrha's Tastes

Yang: "Um... Pyrrha, I'm going out with Jaune-"

Pyrrha; "I know! And I'm so happy for you!"

Yang: "Eh? Wait, I thought you were hot for him."

Pyrrha: "Oh yes. I am in love with him... But I want a tragic love that ends in sorrow! Largely unrequited, save for moments of infidelity that test your love with him but ultimately fail!"

Yang: "Huh?!"

Pyrrha: "So I hope you and Jaune are very happy together! I'll make sure of it! You just have to put up with a little infidelity from time to time! And then..." Starry eyed "I'll die all alone with the loss of my love hidden in my heart!"

Yang: "... Um... VB?"

Jaune: Bursts into the dormroom, where he was listening in from.

Pyrrha: "Ah! Oh, um... Hello Jaune... How much of that did you-?"

Jaune: "All of it. We're going to therapy."

Pyrrha: "But Jaune, I want my tragedy! I want a tragic romance like Medea's and Jason's! Or Hero and Leander! Or Ceyx and Alcyone-!"

Yang: "Cereal Girl, if we have to have a threesome to fix you, we will damnit!"

Jaune: "That's right!"

[jaunes-specter]

Tickles

Jaune: *Rubbing Ruby's belly*

Ruby: Haha, that tickles.

Jaune: *keeps rubbing Ruby's belly*

Ruby: Haha, rub my nipples.

Jaune: What!?

Ruby: What!?

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Commands

Jaune: Know any tricks, Zwei?

Zwei: Woof!

Jaune: Okay, how about you try...

Wolf Ruby: *Walking by*

Jaune: Sit!

Ruby: *Sits on the floor* Wha-

Zwei: *Sitting* Woof!

Jaune: Good boy! Now roll over!

Ruby: *Rolls over*

Zwei: *Does the same*

Jaune: Beg!

Ruby: *Puppy dog eyes, whining*

Zwei: *Doing the same*

Jaune: Speak!

Zwei: Wo-

Ruby: WOOF!

Jaune: *turns around, seeing Ruby on the ground*

Ruby: ...

Jaune: Ruby... what are you doing?

Ruby: It's not my fault! Your voice was just so commanding and- and- and-

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Which One

Ruby: *Walk out, holding something behind her back*

Yang: Whatcha go there, Ruby?

Ruby: Oh, nothing. Just something I wanted to get Weiss' opinion on for Valentine's Day.

Yang: You don't want my opinion?

Ruby: Not really.

Yang: Come on, I'm your older sister. Ask me.

Ruby: Oh, okay. Big sister. Um...

Ruby: *Pulls two pairs of lingerie, one red and one black, from behind her back*

Ruby: Which one of these would make your little sister look hotter so your fellow blond would want to do her?

Yang: ...

Ruby: ...

Yang: ...The red one.

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Puppy

Jaune: *Walks into RWBY's dorm*

Jaune: Ruby, do you really have a puppy in here?

Jaune: ...Ruby?

Wolf Ruby: You want to play with a puppy.

Jaune: ...Yeah?

Ruby: Well then... play with me!

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Better

Weiss: You could do far better than Arc.

Pyrrha: Nuh-uh.

Weiss: But what about-

Pyrrha: Nuh-uh.

Weiss: Seriously, consider-

Pyrrha: Nuh-uh.

Weiss: But-

Pyrrha: Nuh-uh.

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The Councilmen's Bunny

"Alright... shall we begin?"

A girl sat in a chair by a desk, in front of her was a man in a finely dressed green suit sipping from a mug of coffee. To his side was a elegant mature woman with blonde hair, and green eyes with a tablet in her hands.

It was the Headmaster of Beacon Academy, Headmaster Ozpin, and, his right hand woman, Deputy Headmistress of Beacon Academy, Glynda Goodwitch.

"Very well, Sir." Glynda pressed a few things on her screen before a image appeared on a holographic screen, showing a blond man in a well dressed suit. "This is Councilmen Jaune Arc. After a recent purge of any, and all corrupt political officials, Councilmen Arc is the only one left. Because of this, Mr. Arc has almost unfettered political power that he can us to influence within Vale's boarders."

"While Councilman Arc's actions since obtaining near complete political power within Vale has been nothing, but an overwhelming good for the people of Vale. Crime is down, the economy is stabilizing, and improving rapidly. Equality between faunas, and humans is on the rise. In fact enrollment in Hunter Prep-Schools is up by thirty seven percent."

Ms. Goodwitch gave a synopsis of what was going on, and who Councilman Arc was, before Ozpin interjected with his two cents.

"Now, I know this all sounds good, and I assure you that it is. However, we are not sure entirely what Councilman Arc is planning." Ozpin took another sip of his coffee before he continued talking. "While Councilman Arc is playing ball with us, Beacon Academy that is. But, he is not willing to work hand in hand with us, as he tends to keep us at arms length. And, while he often tells us what his plans are for the future of Vale, and Beacon Academy. Often his plans are already in motion, or are in their late stages that we cannot... offer our view points on the subject."

"So, we require of you... to get close to, Councilman Arc. So we can better... prepare for whatever Councilman Arc plans to do next."

"But, why me?" A soft feminine voice spoke up, questioning how they could make any impact on whatever secret scheme Councilman Arc was planning.

"Councilman Arc is a young man... He is no doubt weak towards the womanly charms of a young lady such as yourself. I would have asked one of my students to... investigate on Councilman Arc. But, it appears that he has already swayed many of the female student body here at Beacon Academy to his side. For that, we needed to ask for outside help."

The woman looked at the photo of Councilman Arc, taking in his features before turning back to look at Headmaster Ozpin.

"Okay... I'll do it. What do you want me to do?"

"Excellent! I am very pleased to hear that. Glynda, will you explain to her what the plan is?" Glynda tapped more buttons on her tablet before it showed a large hotel on a screen.

"Councilman Arc will be at a charity gala this weekend for faunas impacted by poor management at the Schnee Dust Mines found around Vale. We want you to infiltrate the gala, and get close to Councilman Arc, and pump him for any, and all information you can get form him."

"We have a man on the inside who is prepared to help you get to Councilman Arc. How you get the information out of him is up to you. But, for your protection we will be placing a listening device on you, and we are prepared to help you if the need arises. Are you ready?"

The woman looked at a photo of Councilman Arc one more time. She took a deep breath as she steeled her nerves as she nodded her head, and prepared for what is to come.

"Alright, let's do this."

~~~

"Oh hello Councilman Arc!"

"Ahh fuck..." Councilman Luna Jaune Arc swore under his breath as he turned, and gave his most perfect politicians smile as he turned to address this... unwelcome guest. "Hello, Vinty Canterbri! It is nice to see you again, how may I help you?"

"Oh I just saw you, and thought we should chat for a while. I mean, who wouldn't want to grab a one on one moment with the government of Vale?"

Jaune despised Vinty Canterbri. While his father Willhise Canterbri was a great man who helped the people, and was a great beacon of support to the people of Vale. A clean one at that. But, his son Vinty was absolute scumbag.

Vinty Canterbri was to summarize, an absolute sycophant, a brown noser through, and through. Always buttering up to people of power, and agreeing with everyone to stay in the pack. Jaune saw the man as a spineless coward who would throw everyone, even his own mother under the bus to gain a foothold in upper society. Jaune had been looking for something for a while to nail him to the wall. But, the slippery bastard was too good at keeping himself out of trouble.

Least his father had a second son who was a far greater moral character than this turd. Hopefully he'd find some information to get him disinherited at least. His odds of ending up in jail after that would improve drastically.

"And, I was hopping to offer you a gift as thanks for all the work you have done to help my father, and our businesses."

"A gift?" Jaune's eyes narrowed, but his political smile never waivered. "I do hope this isn't a... improper gift in it's nature...?"

Jaune saw the smile that spread across Vinty's it was an unnerving smile, a smile that made his skin crawl as he pressed what seemed to be a card of some sorts into his coat pocket.

"What is this?" Jaune removed the arm Vinty had wrapped around him before pulling out what appeared to be... "A key card? What is this for?"

"It's the card to the VIP room of this hotel. In that room you'll find the 'gift' I've given you." Jaune stared at him for a moment before a defeated sigh escaped his lips. "Alright then, if you'll excuse me... I need to... freshen up."

While it was primarily an excuse to get away from this vermin, Jaune thought it best to see what this bastard was playing at. Depending on what his 'gift' was he could use it as ammo to get rid of that bastard once and for all.

"Have fun!" Jaune watched as Vinty smiled at him before grabbing some wine, no doubt he'd get drunk before finishing his first glass.

Fucking lightweight thought Jaune as he entered the elevator, and asked the lift operator to take him to the floor with the VIP room. Jaune sat their in silence as the elevator reached the top floor. As the door pinged open he offered the man a Lien chip before heading over to the VIP room.

Jaune looked at the door, eyeing it suspiciously before swiping the key card, and entered the room. Jaune's danger alarms weren't blaring, so he assumed it was safe, but he still was on high alert. But, when Jaune saw his 'gift,' and things... took a turn.

"Well... I certainly have several things to ask... That is if you are my so called, 'gift." Jaune shut the door behind him as he saw a lady with violet hair, dressed in a elegant bunny suit standing in the middle of a hot tub.

"That depends Sir... Are you willing to accept this cute widdle bunny wabbit~?" The bunny girl sweetly spoke with a sultry tone as she eyed Jaune as he entered the room.

"Will you answer some questions for me first little bunny?" Jaune walked around the hot tub babe as he eyed her cautiously. She nodded her head as a sultry smile spread across her face. "Okay... So, tell me, does the pretty little bunny have a name?"

"My name is Nebula, Nebula Violette." Nebula smiled as Jaune gave her the once over, paying particularly attention as he watched the water droplets fall down her voluptuous body.

"Well... hello, Nebula. You may know my name, but allow me to introduce myself: My name is, Jaune, Jaune Arc."

"I know who you are, but I hope to call you something else soon... Master~!" Jaune watched as Nebula placed her hands on the rim of the hot tub, pressing her sizeable chest forward, and showing off her perky little butt.

"I see..." Jaune rubbed the back of his head, a nervous tick of his as he watched as the bunny girl shake her hips side to side as she tried to entice him.

"So... you say your Vinty Canterbri's 'gift.' Care to explain what this gift is about?" Jaune eyed the girl named Nebula as she gave him a sweet smile.

"I am your gift, that is if you'll take me Sir."

"Okay, but would you care to explain why he decided to give me this... gift?" Jaune eyed her warningly, treating her as a Beowulf ready to strike him down the moment he dropped down his guard.

" Why I'm here? Hmm...? Let me think..." Violette cocked her head to the side, and hummed. And, while one would assume that this was just her trying to be cute, it was actually a signal for help for those listening in on the conversation through the earbud hidden in her right ear.

For on the other end of the earpiece, a pair were listening in, and recording everything that was being spoken. For it was Headmaster Ozpin, and Deputy Headmistress Glynda Goodwitch listening in on the mole they had placed into Councilman Jaune Arc's conversation. And, as they listened in they scarmmbled to answer her cry for help.

"She gave us a signal, she needs an answer." Glynda spoke as Ozpin drummed his fingers across the desk before giving a short answer.

"Okay... Miss Violette... Tell Councilman Arc this..."

"He asked me to help him get on your good side by showing you a good time Sir~!" Violette giggled, her bunny ears bounced side to side as she looked at him cutely. But, Jaune gave a small grunt at her answer.

"A good time? I find it hard to believe. Prostitution is illegal here in Vale, so tell me Miss Violette... How did that piece of filth manage to convince you to work for him? Even if you were a... courtesan... I doubt you would even allow that man to get close to you to even make a bid for your attention."

"Ah-hahaha~!" Nebula laughed as water splashed around in the hot tub, a few droplets of water spilling out on the carpet that surrounded the pool. "That is quite true~! I wouldn't let that man touch me even if I was a courtesan. But, when my cousin asked me to help him get on your good side... Well, the new car, and mansion certainly help. But, the possibility of spending a night with the youngest councilmen in Vale's history. The savior of Vale to boot? Well... what lady couldn't possibly resist such an offer~?"

"Ah-ha..." Jaune walked around her, watching as she shook her butt at him as he walked behind her. "So you're his cousin? I thought all of his cousin were boys..."

"Hmm~?" Violette tapped her ear as she gave him a ditzy smile as she was buying herself time as they gave her a response to his question. "Well, I'm his cousin... twice removed~!"

"Only at family gatherings, and when he wants to hook up with one of my friends~!" She tilted her head as she smiled sweetly at him. Jaune just walked away from her to grab a few towels before coming back into the room.

"If you were a good girl you didn't let any of your friends near him." Jaune pulled out a chair and sat down, leaning over to to keep their eyes at eye level.

"Hmm~?" Nebula tapped her right ear, as she tilted her head, ask for help with another question. One came back swiftly as she kept eye contact with Jaune. "Well... we did go to some of his parties, but my friends barely batted an eye at him... There were far more... invigorating people to be around. But, such men.. although invigorating as they were, they are mere boys compared to you Sir~!"

"I see... Well, tell me little bunny~! Why are you in a hot tub, an inactive one at that, instead of posing with those succulent legs of yours on the bed?" Jaune pointed to the sizable bed behind her, but she smile longingly as she bit her lip as a purr escaped her lips.

"Because, you're not looking at my legs, you're watching the water droplets fall down my legs~! Your much more interested in watching the water cascade down my body~!" To iterate her point, Nebula dipped her hand in the water, and placed her hand on her luscious breasts letting water droplets fall down her body leaving Jaune to watch them as they fall down her full. mature body.

"Well, I know what I like, and I like what I see~!" Jaune smiled as he moved closer, and knelt before the violet bunny girl. "But, tell me this little bunny: what would happen if I did this?"

Jaune pushed Nebula just between her breasts causing her to fall down into the water, letting her let loose a cute laugh as she gentle fell into the water. And, while the those two were having some playful fun. The pair on the other end of Nebula's earpiece were panicing.

"Oh no?!" Ozpin panicked as a feed back shot into his ear. "Shit. He pushed her into the water. Her earpiece has been fried. We're completely in the dark now!"

Glynda started putting away her gear as she calmly turned to address Ozpin, and attempted to calm the headmaster of Beacon Academy.

"Relax Ozpin, Nebula Violette is a skilled huntress, if Councilman Arc did anything, which I doubt he would. She will be perfectly fine. Besides, she can still give us a report afterwards."

"Well that is true... I would have preferred to have a recording of their conversation as a... assurance." Ozpin put his headphones down before walking towards a window with his cane in his hand as he looked on the skyline of Vale. "Mr. Arc is unwilling to... cooperate with us. So we need to prepare for what is to come..."

"Yes Sir." Glynda stared at Ozpin for a moment as she made her way to leave.

Meanwhile, back at the VIP suit in the hotel. Jaune watched with a small smile on his face as Nebula emerged from the water, rubbing the excess water off her body with her hands.

"Well, did you have fun little bunny~?"

"It's okay, Jaune..." Nebula pulled out her earpiece from her ear. "Their little bug has been fried."

Jaune smile softened as he watched Nebula exit the hot tub, crushing the earpiece in her finger before throwing it away. Jaune handed her a towel which she took as she started to dry herself off. "So tell me Nep... Who is trying to get on my good side this time?"

Jaune eyed his friend Nebula Violette. They had know each other for years, and had grown close, very close. And, while Jaune was happy seeing his friend again, waiting for him in a hotel suit in a bunny suit isn't something he'd expect her to do.

Well, at least not at the moment, considering current circumstances, and how many people tended to be brown nosing him as of late.

"No one. Ozpin sent me to spy on you, he wants to know what you're planning." Nebula started drying her way as she walked behind a dressing screen, and started undressing. "He's scared. Ozpin doesn't know what you're planning to do, and since he doesn't know what you're doing is making him scared. So, he sent me in to spy on you, and learn what you're planning to do, so he can best preempt your future plans."

"I see..." Jaune placed his chin in his hand as he looked on deep in thought as Nebula threw her corset over the top of the dressing screen. "He's right where I want him."

"Oh? So you've been leaving him in the dark to on purpose?" Nebula's head poked out from the side as her wet hair fell down her body. "To what end?"

"Ozpin is used to being in control; the puppet master in the background. He's been trying to get me to play his game, play on his team, and play by his rigged rules since I took office. I have many reasons to not trust, even hate the man, so I will not be playing games with him. Honestly, I would like to remove him from Beacon Academy in it's entirety. But, keeping the old wizard stuck in his tower, trying to fight a war he does not even know he is a part of is a far more effective way to keep him in his little cage."

Jaune lent back in his chair twisting his neck with a satisfying series of clicks as Nebula appeared from behind the changing screen in naught, but a towel as another one was in her hair drying it.

"So that's what you've been up to since I last saw you. That, and growing sum bulk~!" Nebula dropped the towel in her hair as she walked over, and sat in Jaune's lap as she ran her fingers across his chest. "So, your sisters told me you had a plan to deal with Ozpin. Is this your plan?"

"In a way... but are you asking because you are curious, or because you were paid to...?" Jaune's hand reached up behind her back pulling her closer to him. His face coming closer as he gave her a wicked grin, before pulling away as a question look crossed his face. "You are getting paid for this, right?"

Nebula laughed as she brought her arms around his neck as she stared her lover in his beautiful cerulean eyes.

"I've made sure that they paid me handsomely~! Who do you think paid for my cute little bunny suit~?" Jaune smiled at her as he looked at her bunny suit as it dried on top of the dressing screen.

"Shame though I didn't get to enjoy it more. Were you in the hot tub so I could push you in?"

"Well, yes, but I do know you like to watch water droplets fall down our succulent curves~!" Nebula smiled lustfully as she bit the corner of her lips. Jaune knew from past experience that Nebula knew precisely how to press his buttons, and while she was succeeding in doing so right now. There was more important at hand to be dealt with first.

"Neb, tell me how did you get this job? You said Ozpin hired you for the job, but how did you get selected?"

"Oh well, me, and several of the girls in your little 'group' learned about this little scheme that Vinty Canterbri was cooking up. So we schemed to win the position as your 'gift~!' And, well despite the others best efforts, I won~!"

"So did you win this competition between you girls just so you could spend time with me?" Jaune placed his hands on Nebula's thighs, and started gently rubbing it as he enjoyed the comforting presence of one of his lovers.

"I was hopping we could spend more than just a little time talking together. It's been so long since we last 'talked' together, and as much as I want to 'help' Ozpin, and his silly little schemes I'd rather spend a night in your loving embrace~! So what do you say, Jaune ready to give this naughty little bunny a present?"

Jaune looked at Nebula for a moment as he watched her throw away the towel that was hiding her naked form, causing Jaune's hands to run up higher on her body as he grabbed a fistful of her soft flesh as he picked her up, and threw her on the nearby bed..

"Oh-hohoho~! How forceful~!"

Nebula smiled as she watched Jaune as he started undressing.

"We'll come up with a plan to feed Ozpin some bullshit to keep him distracted. I'll have to tell Glynda later." Jaune through his shirt to the side as he climbed on the bed with Nebula.

"You better spend some time with her Jaune. Glynda is pretty stressed out from dealing with Ozpin's bullshit. You better give her a nice reminded of how your sword feels~!"

"Nebula enough about talking with other people, now its time to spend time together."

"Alright then Master~!"

[jaunes-specter]

How does Juniper react to Aunt Coco visiting for her birthday?

The Coffee Aunt

Jaune: Hey, Coco how augh?!

Velvet: Hello Coco, it's to ahck?!

Coco: Out of the way! Where the precious little bunny?!

Juniper: Hmm? Oh, hi aunt Coco!

Coco: THERE'S THE PRECIOUS BABY~!

Jaune: Wow... She's just like when my mom first met Juniper. Just not as crazy.

Velvet: Yeah, Coco wasn't all that interested in Juniper at first. But, then I showed her all the cute little outfits we were planning on getting for her. Coco had a...

Jaune: A fashion 'gasum?'

Coco: Tell me Juju, what do you think about this outfit; This summer dress, and this straw hat? It's got holes in the top for your adorable little bunny ears~!

Velvet: Yeah...

Jaune: Well... It's nice to see Coco getting along with Juniper... I thought she, and kids wouldn't get along that well...

Velvet: Ohh Coco gets along well with kids, so long as they're not too messy...

Jaune: That doesn't surprise me. Although she doesn't show it, Coco is a bit of a neat freak.

Velvet: If you want to upset Coco, all you have to do is mess up her makeup.

Jaune: So that's why she was chasing after Nora when she smudged up her lipstick. So I take it Coco is going to be spending more time around here since the plan is for me to continue the Arc-Scarlatina bloodline?

Velvet: And, possibly the Arc-Adel bloodline as well!

Jaune: The what?!

Coco: Relax love, I don't plan on doing that.

Juniper: You don't planning on giving me a cousin like mom is planning on giving me a sibling Aunty Coco?

Coco: ...

Coco: W-Well... I-I'm not totally against the idea...

Iliara: Another comes into the fold~!

Jaune: Quiet Iliara!

[jaunes-specter]

Ground Rules

Jaune: Thanks for letting us use your lakeside cabin this weekend, Mrs. Rose. We really needed the getaway.

Summer: Of course, but I do have a few ground rules.

Summer: 1. Make sure everything is put back where it should be when you leave.

Jaune: Makes sense.

Summer: 2. Remember to keep hydrated.

Jaune: Umm, that's a good rule I guess.

Summer: I made sure to leave some electrolyte drinks for you.

Ruby: Mom.

Summer: 3. There's nobody around for miles, so don't be afraid to get a little loud.

Jaune: uhh-

Summer: 4. All of the furniture is steel reinforced, but if you do break any "having fun" make sure to leave a note to let us know. No questions asked.

Jaune: ...

Ruby: ...

Summer: 5. I want grandbabies.