#wolf!faunus ruby

[howlingday]

Ruby: (Wolf!Faunus) HEY! WHO ATE MY LAST COOKIE?!

Ruby: (Sniffs) ...This is SDC-brand nail polish!

Weiss: (Gliding on glyphs above Beacon) Hmm... I'm starting to feel sluggish. I'm starting to regret eating something with so much sugar. Maybe a pot of coffee will help me wake- (SNAGGED!) WHAT THE-?!

Ruby: (Holding onto Weiss' ankle) MY COOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

Later That Day...

Weiss: Yes, how foolish of me to forget that WOLVES CAN FLY...

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Weiss: Well, if I can't take from the jar, then I can simply buy my own cookies-

Ruby: (Pops head through wall)

Weiss: ....

Weiss: (Cookieless) Oh... Right... How foolish of me to forget that wolves can dig through solid concrete...

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~After Wolf Faunus Ruby is petted by Jaune~

Squirrel!Faunus Weiss: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. RUBY ROSE IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER, SHE GOT PET BY MY FUCKING HUSBAND TO BE.

Weiss: THAT'S RIGHT. SHE WAGGED HER FUCKING WOLFY TAIL OUT AND CLAIMED IT WAS "This Fluffy" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGRACEFUL.

Weiss: SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY SCHNEETER DOT COM, RUBY ROSE, YOU'VE GOT A MATTED TAIL. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS OLD SHAG CARPET EXCEPT WAY DIRTIER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY TAIL LOOKS LIKE!

Weiss: THAT'S RIGHT BABY! ALL FLUFF! NO SHEDDING, NO MATTING! LOOK AT IT, IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT FUCKING BODY PILLOW!

Weiss: SHE GOT PET BY MY HUSBAND, SO GUESS WHAT! I'M GONNA GET PET BY HER SISTER! THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!

Weiss: EXCEPT I"M GONNA GO HIGHER!

Weiss: I'M GONNA GET HER DAD TO PET MOM! THOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OZPIN! OUR PARENTS ARE GONNA GET MARRIED YOU IDIOT!

Weiss: You have 23 Hours before the Paper work goes through the fucking legal system, now get out of my sight before I make you get Petted to.

[dreamymaccready2287]

Jaune: Blake, can I ask you something about the Faunus?

Blake, looking up from her book: Why ask me? Why not just look it up on the dustnet, you have a scroll.

Jaune: I don't trust the dustnet after Weiss found that bogus article about "Faunus heat" and ranted about it. Loudly.

Blake: Ah.

Blake, sighing: Alright, what's your question, Arc?

Jaune: Is it normal for wolf Faunus to be so... *gestures behind him*

Ruby, aggressively sniffing Jaune's hoodie: Mine mine mine mine mine~

Jaune: Possessive and... scent infatuated?

Blake: Hm? Oh, no, not really. Most Faunus don't really act all that differently from Humans. There are a few that have stronger "instincts", but they're pretty rare and even then they don't change their behavior too drastically.

Jaune: Then why does-

Blake: Oh, Ruby's just a Freak. Capital f and everything.

[notmaplemable]

No Head Pats

Wolf Ruby: No head pats!

Ruby: I'm a serious huntress on a serious huntress mission and I can't spend hours getting head pats!

Ruby: ...

Ruby: And I'll get more head pats if I wait as a reward!

[littlelewdmable]

Smells

Yang: Wow, Beacon is different than I expected it to be.

Wolf Ruby: *Looking at Jaune, sniffing*

Yang: Ruby?

Ruby: He smells like he has a big dick.

Yang: ...Wha-

Ruby: I'm gonna ask him to marry me. *Walks off towards Jaune*

Yang: Hu- I- Wha-

[rodanhoax]

Ruby + Jaune: *Chatting*

Yang: *Walks up with team* Sorry to interrupt Vomit Boy, but we got to snatch up Ruby here.

Blake: Got some errands to run down in Vale.

Jaune: Oh, alright. Well, I'll catch ya later Ruby. *Pets Ruby's head*

Ruby:

Jaune: *Turns to walk away, but is stopped by Ruby's firm grasp* Hm?

Ruby: *Intense gaze* Tonight... You~

Jaune: ...

_WBY: ...

Jaune: *Chuckles* What's that mean?

[brokentrafficknight]

What if Jaune rubbed Wolf Summer's belly for luck because maybe she is luckier?

[superiorsturgeon]

Gilded Rose: Wolf Ruby

Ren: …does anyone else smell that…?

Nora: You mean that weird musty smell?

Oscar: It smells like a wet dog mixed with roses! Where is it coming from?

Jaune/Pyrrha: *sweating* 😅

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Ruby: Why are you pulling your pants dow-

Ruby: IS THAT PEANUT BUTTER?

~~~~~

Jaune: There's no laws against the Wolf Faunus, Xiao Long!

Yang: NO! DON'T DO THAT JAUNE!

Jaune: Guess what I'm gonna do Yang?

Yang: NO JAUNE! SHE'S STILL A BABY JAUNE!

Jaune: SHe's Eighteen Yang! I'M GONNA DO IT!

Yang: NNNNNOOOOOO!

[howlingday]

Jaune: Who wamts nachos~?

Ruby: (Screams into the void from the couch)

Jaune: Puppy want a treat?

Wolf!Ruby: Puppy want a fucking break from it all.

[howlingday]

Raven: Hey, that kid of Summer's is a lot of fun to play around with.

Qrow: She's also pretty handy with taking out Grimm and getting us food for the night.

Raven: SHOULD WE CROSSBREED HER AND HER KIDS ENOUGH UNTIL THEY BECOME UNRECOGNIZABLY DISFIGURED AND HAVE BACK AND BREATHING PROBLEMS?

Qrow: Eh... Nah...

This is your daily reminder that we have failed as a species because of what we did to pugs.

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RWBY vs Faunus RWBY

Ruby: *Twirling Cresent Rose* Are those real?

Wolf!Faunus Ruby: *Wagging Tail* Yep! I make sure to groom them to perfect softness every other day!

Ruby: Ooh! can I feel them ... Me?

~~~~~

Ruby: *Floofing ear fur* I feel bad for you! You can't understand the wonders of Jaune's headpats the same way I can.

Ruby: *Chambers round* What? Are you dating or something?

Ruby: Are you Not?!? You're missing- Actually, if I win I can get two Jaunes~

~~~~~

Yang: *Mashes fists together* Wow, You really are bottom Heavy, Huh?

Alligator!faunus Yang: *Scratches Tail* What's That supposed to mean?

Yang: Nothing. I think I see what Neon was saying though.

~~~~~

Yang: *Loads Shells into Ember Celica* Think you can Roll with a 'Gator?

Yang: *finger guns* I dunno, But I can certainly Rock with one!

Yang: *finger guns* Ey!

~~~~~

Weiss: *Loading Dust* ... How did Father ever let you show yourself?

Squirrel!faunus Weiss: *Sharpening Myrtenaster* Publicity; How could he not care for faunus when they were his own Flesh and Blood?

Weiss: Well that certainly sounds like the Jacques I know.

~~~~~

Weiss: *Brushing tail* Jaune's Nuts are Very good! Have you had them?

Weiss: *Cycles Dust* WHAT?

Weiss: His roast nuts? Have you not had them?

~~~~~

Blake: *Swings in* You can just tell them. They won't like it, but they will understand

Human!Blake: *Holding bow tight* I'm in too deep! Way too deep! I can't back off now!

Blake: Okay Dear ...

~~~~~ Blake: *Checking Gambol Shroud's chamber* I ... Could claim I had my ears cropped because of injury?

Blake: *Sips tea, Sets it on ground* That's not the worst Idea I've heard.

Blake: Okay, good, I'm not insane ...

[dreamymaccready2287]

with wolf faunus ruby it's always "aww that's so cute" and never

"what were the goddamn nightmare hell dynamics rwby suffered through from v1 Weiss being forced to have a 15 year old faunus as a team leader"

[notmaplemable]

Satellite Dish

Jaune: Oh my gods.

Wolf Ruby: What?

Jaune: Oh my gods.

Ruby: ...Jaune?

Jaune Oh my gods.

Ruby: What is it!?

Jaune: I found some pictures of you when you were little.

Ruby: ...No.

Jaune: Your doggy ears were so big.

Ruby: I hadn't grown into them yet!

Jaune: They're like adorable fluffy satellite dishes attached to your head.

Ruby: *Embarrassed wolf faunus noises*

[littlelewdmable]

Wolf Ruby: Ride husband. Life good.

Ruby: Husband leave for mission.

Ruby: Think about husband.

Ruby: Life bad.