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all the f1 x gladiator drawings i've done so far

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Happy Star Wars day! May the Force be with you! @swsource Star Wars Week: Day 6

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Started playing Baldur’s Gate 3 roughly two weeks ago and it’s very narcissistic of me to have romance’d Astarion because of how similar and alike we are 😬

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“We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off” by Ella Eyre but it’s Astarion x reader

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Headcanon that Professor Sharp has tattoos and not anything small either.I’m talking like full sleeve on both arms and/or on his back too.Probably first got one when he became an Auror and since then he just got more.

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The key was Professor Ronen.His character model is apparently 6’1”(185.4cm) so doing some comparison,the female MC model is around 5’3”-5’5”(or 160-165cm).Then I compared the character model to Professor Sharp and that’s how I figured it out.I was doing this on PS5 so I may be off but if he isn’t 6’3”(190.5cm) then he definitely isn’t shorter that 6’2”(183cm).I could alway be wrong though 🤷🏽‍♀️

Hi,I’m going to disclose some top secret information to the Aesop Sharp simp community fan club.He’s 6’3” or 190.5 cm.You’re welcome.

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Hi,I’m going to disclose some top secret information to the Aesop Sharp simp community fan club.He’s 6’3” or 190.5 cm.You’re welcome.

EDIT: How I figured it out.The key was Professor Ronen.His character model is apparently 6’1”(185.4cm) so doing some comparison,the female MC model is around 5’3”-5’5”(or 160-165cm).Then I compared the character model to Professor Sharp and that’s how I figured it out.I was doing this on PS5 so I may be off but if he isn’t 6’3”(190.5cm) then he definitely isn’t shorter that 6’2”(183cm).I could alway be wrong though 🤷‍♀️

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“You are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desire.Night and day,I dream of you.Do you even know all the ways a lady can be seduced?The things I could teach you” and “You have bewitched me body and soul” but make it an Aesop Sharp x reader(No OC’s) fanfic.

Pssst feel free to use and please tag me if someone decides to use this idea

This lives in my mind rent free

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Diffindo?More like DILF-indo?Haha get it???

This man is so fucking fine and can (disrespectfully)Descendo my back anytime

Edit:Did everyone get Hogwarts Legacy for Christmas because the amount of notes have drastically increased since Christmas lol

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Masterlist

Star Wars

Imagines

Growing up with Obi-wan Part 1 and 2

The Quarry

Imagines

Calling Travis Hackett a pretty boy

Travis Hackett seems like the kind of man who...

The Batman

Imagines

Giving him a peck on the cheeks

NSFW Finding you high

Kingsman 

Imagines

Undercover with Agent Galahad and Merlin

Hogwarts Legacy

Headcanon

Professor Sharp has. . .

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I rewatched Kingsman because it’s a DILF movie and y’all can’t change my mind.Colin Firth and Mark Strong had zero reasons to be that attractive.This has been in sitting in my drafts for a long while and I hope y’all enjoy this!

You’re the newest addition to Kingsman who joined a year or two ago so you know the other agents well but the ones you got along the most were Agent Galahad and Merlin.

You work well with the both of them and gone with them for numerous missions(separately).

It wasn’t hard to crush on the both of them considering how wonderful the both of them are with the bonus of how easy on the eyes they were(looking respectfully,of course).

With it being a serious workplace environment and the both of them probably seeing you nothing more than as a co-worker or newbie,you knew nothing more would come out of it and was content with the way things were.

So when Arthur needed all three of you to go on a mission together,it was a bit of a shocker.

You know that Galahad and Merlin worked together for years and are the best at what they do.So with you still being relatively new,this mission made you nervous and it doesn’t help you admire the both of them immensely.

You guys would be undercover at a gala at some rich asshole’s mansion and would need to find some important documents.

The mission required you to be in close proximity to each other due to whatever reasons.Sounds difficult when you don’t want to be suspicious,right?

The solution?You will go undercover as a sugar baby and the other two as your sugar daddies.

Since they’re both gentlemen,they would discuss if you’re okay with doing what’s needed to convince people of your roles.

The amount of endearing nicknames they would call you and the amount of touching just honestly makes me blush.

(Not me imagining having to sit on one of their laps as they’re whispering in your ear the plan and the other leaning down to kiss your neck to be able inconspicuously listen and breathlessly whispering back down your neck. . .I’m not fine)

BONUS

You guys are about to get caught in a room that you guys definitely shouldn’t be in.What makes people more uncomfortable than to see public display of physical affection especially when it seems a bit too physical.

Good thing Merlin and Galahad are really good actors.At least,you think they were acting,right?

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Happy 21st night of September at 9:21PM!

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One day they’re going to make some sort of live action cringy Alpha werewolf true mate type of A/B/O 365 Days movie because it blew up on Booktok and/or Wattpad and I’m going to be on this site truly watching it burn like the hellsite it is.

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|The Father,The Son,and The Holy Spirit|

Has that been done yet?

EDIT:HAH I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

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So I may have realized I had a type. . .

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Travis Hackett seems like the kind of man who would hug you from behind as you’re cooking while softly kissing your temple as he calls you “darlin” and I’m totally not fine.To add on,this whole thing happening as soft love songs are playing in the background as you guys start to slowly sway to the music.

As usual,I give permission to use this however y’all want as long as there’s credit.Hope y’all enjoy this 👍

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Because my monkey brain has been going haywire for Travis Hackett lately,I just thought of something.Can y’all imagine calling Travis Hackett “pretty boy” and how amusing his reaction would be?

I can imagine this happening during the interrogation scene,after he puts you back into prison,when all hell breaks lose,or all of the above.Either way it just happens.

This man has been called numerous things(and unfortunately,most of the names haven’t been the nicest.I will fight that Bitch and y’all know who)but him being called “pretty boy” hasn’t been on the list until now.

He’s heard it before but to refer to him of all people?Definitely believed more in werewolves before his family got turned than to think of himself as remotely anything near as pretty.

This man is so confused and he’s probably wondering if it got revamped and now means something worse.

“Is that supposed to be an a new insult?”

“No???I’m calling you pretty boy because you are a pretty boy?”

This man has faced some shit as a sheriff and as a part time werewolf hunter but this is one of the few times where he’s just blank.

He finds it hard to believe you’re being genuine about that compliment and even if you weren’t,it doesn’t change the fact how he reacts to that name.

You just turned this 6ft 56 year old into a pile of mush.Literally probably replaying in his head of the exact moment you said it with his heart rate surpassing the fastest of runners.He feels like a prepubescent teen experiencing a crush for the first time and it’s embarrassing.

You a pretty person just referred to him as pretty???

You’re probably worried if your broke him or something because of the way he’s just been standing there,staring at you.

A full minute passed by and now you’re wondering if you crossed his boundaries too much and began to apologize.

“I’m sorry,it seems I made you uncomfortable and promise not to ca-“

“N-no it’s fine.Definitely a much nicer name than what I’ve been called before.You can keep calling me that if you want to.”

And please do.This man in his head is silently begging you too.

“Okay,pretty boy.”

Don’t care if this is OOC and might be trash(probably might edit later).I’ve been up for more than 24hrs and ready to fight God and werewolves barehanded.The lack of Travis Hackett fanfic content is disgusting so here’s my contribution on this hellsite.Also a firm believer that this man is a switch and y’all can’t change my mind.If ya’ll want to use this for a fic or whatever then please do and credit!Other than that,I hope y’all enjoyed this!