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Guys I swear I wouldn't call myself a monsterfucker or anything but every time a mind flayer in bg3 is nice to me I'm like "I trust you completely and also I am obsessed with you."
#“Google 🗣️!! Can I romance this one !”#it's not even the tentacles tho or anything i couldn't care less about that#something something i was bullied for being different outside of my control as a kid (autistic)#and oh hey look here comes someone who everyone hates even tho they do nothing wrong#guess i'm willing to die for you now#literally was so sus of the person who speaks to the player in their head and guides them or whatever#and then i saw they were a mind flayer and instantly did a 180#yes sir whatever you ask also did i ever tell you i'm in love with you#bg3 spoilers#bg3#baldur's gate 3
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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That's who's trying to protect you.
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holder headmates are funny af. this is Symptoms Georg he lives in my brain and has more of The Symptoms than everyone else. critical feature btw
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Hey so like maybe 8 years back this one noodle brand changed the way they made their instant noodles. I had been eating these noodles every day for years. It was my biggest joy, my salvation. And I was distraught once I realized what they had done. (It tasted HEALTHY now? Give me back my junk food delicious paradise!!) Quickly followed by becoming pissed as I realized they hadn't informed about this anywhere and were TAKING MY NOODLES AWAY FROM ME
So a few days ago I went to a meetup for autistic people, and we ended up on the topic of comfort foods. Then my friend brought up the exact type of noodles and said how he was so upset they changed the consistency
You guys. I felt like I had found my other half
Anyway moral of the story I think the bane of companies trying to sneakily change their recipes is autistic people with a comfort food
#literally the moment i realized they changed the recipe i started gathering any of the old version i could find before it went away forever#soon it DID went away forever#still grieving and i will never recover#autism#neurodiversity#neurodivergent#actually autistic#neurodivergence#comfort food
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best part of running games of jackbox for random library teens was definitely all the times when jackbox would prompt them to be vulgar and i would be like i hope everyone can really impress me with how clever and not obvious their jokes are and this completely worked on them they were like i must find a joke even better than cum. but is it possible...? i must try. for Her. a woman who i just met who works at the library
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Had a dream about me and Dr. House being prisoners at a luxury resort prison
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the average twitter vs tumblr community experience
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You know that feeling when you daydream about a scenario for three hours and get so inspired for a fic you write 8 k words in a day and forget to eat?
Yeah me neither
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Clearly, I, a system, have never been to another country so clearly, all systems who have been to other countries do not exist. Clearly.
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