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Never been so happy for NOT being an American!

To have Trump (the new dictator) as my countries leader would be hell!

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IF YOU WANT A JAILFREE CARD IN AMERICA, BECOME THE PRESIDENT!

Just ask Trump.

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In the song “We don’t talk about Bruno.” Pepa sings about how Bruno on her wedding day floods her brain when he says “It looks like rain.”

But guys who wanna bet on the chance that he either

A) Always has been an awkward sweet boy, so uncomfortable with the concept of talking to people so he goes to the normally “safe” topic of conversation the weather, that he in his panic got totally wrong.

Or

B) Instead of stating a fact with “It looks like rain” as Pepa thought, maybe it was taken out of context. Come on! Abuela had umbrellas with her to give out, so it would not be far fetched if Bruno comes, sees the umbrellas, looks up and sees the sun and in a error of thought comes to ask “Will it rain?” Which Pepa easily could have heard as “looks like rain.”

Thoughts?

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Store bededag aflyst Danske politiker 😠👎

Hvorfor har vi overhovedet demokrati i Danmark, når de danske politiker ikke lytter til det folk, som har stemt dem ind og i stedet vælger at køre et diktatur?

Jeg siger, vi udskifter hele flokken! Måske på den måde, kan vi få orden i det danske samfund igen…

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When people talk sh*t in front of me

People: “Bla. Bla. Bla. Sh*t! Bla. Bla Bla.”

Me to them:

And when done, I look them in the eyes and says like my hero Snape:

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If painting’s could talk.💬

“Yihaa! Stormwind! Let’s ride out in the sunset.”

“Does this dress make me look fat?”

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Snape when he gets “snappy”

Yearh… we all love it, when he do that 😆

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Different Christmases

Traditional Christmas:

Scary Christmas:

Cute Christmas:

Cartoon Christmas:

Girl’s Christmas:

Boy’s Christmas:

My Christmas:

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ROTTMNT SEXUALITIES

Leonardo: Gay.🏳️‍🌈

Donatello: Technosexual.🤖

Michaelangelo: Pizzasexual.🍕

Raphael: Is only interested in his family and friends safety 🥰

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When you realise your life is like Harry Potter’s. 🧙‍♀️🧙‍♂️

You’ve got glasses like him.

You are grown up in hand me downs.

You have a family member or four who s*cks.

You talk to snakes (just need an answer back, but that comes later 🤷)

You have this one teacher who doesn’t like you no matter what (not your fault your teacher can’t take a joke 😉)

You can do magic (still on the card tricks kind, but you are getting there👍)

You also make potions (your guinea pig- eh.. mom, calls it cooking with skepticism 🙄)

You can also fly (…on a plane. But close enough! Especially if you have your broom onboard with you!)

And of course! The comparison would not be complete without a crazy person who constantly tries to ruin/kill you (Funny that 😅 you kinda keep finding people who matches this description…)

Oh well! 🤟😄 lucky you!

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Harry: *Tries to deny while thinking how much he really want it to happen*

Harry: No! Now!

Tom: impatient, are we?

Harry: *Hitting his hormonally frustrated head on the nearest wall*

Harry: *Tries to say ‘Are you fucking serious?’ and ‘Are you kidding me?’ at the same time.*

Harry: ARE YOU FUCKING ME?

Tom: Not currently, but it could be arranged.

Harry: *Horrified internal screeching.*

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Naberius sensei and professor Snape!

Has just seen the anime series Mairimashita! Iruma-kun!

And thought. 🤔

Naberius Kalego is the most worthy friend/enemy/lover Severus Snape could ever get!

Soo…

Kaleverus is a go! ❤️

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Ron: Oh! And do remember, with all your horcrux voodoo going on, i can bury you as many times as i want and finally get good use of the new shovel Hermione has given to me…~

Tom: *Backs away slowly while sending a little patronus to Harry for help.*

Ron: Shovel talk.

Tom: What?

Ron: Ginny and Hermione said I had to give you a shovel talk. Okay so a shovel is something you use to dig holes with and its-

Tom: I know what a shovel is Ron.

Ron: Oh good! I don't have to describe the tool I'll use to hide your body if you ever hurt Harry then!

Tom: *Wide Eyed.* Wh-what?

Ron: *Cold Smile.* Just remember Tom, being buried alive is painful.

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So Valentine’s Day is on its way…

Here comes some of the plans others have for Valentine’s Day:

And here comes MY plans-:

-Enjoying being single! 😂

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In the song “We don’t talk about Bruno.” Pepa sings about how Bruno on her wedding day floods her brain when he says “It looks like rain.”

But guys who wanna bet on the chance that he either

A) Always has been an awkward sweet boy, so uncomfortable with the concept of talking to people so he goes to the normally “safe” topic of conversation the weather, that he in his panic got totally wrong.

Or

B) Instead of stating a fact with “It looks like rain” as Pepa thought, maybe it was taken out of context. Come on! Abuela had umbrellas with her to give out, so it would not be far fetched if Bruno comes, sees the umbrellas, looks up and sees the sun and in a error of thought comes to ask “Will it rain?” Which Pepa easily could have heard as “looks like rain.”

Thoughts?

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2022 and still think this is the safest AND coolest option to avoid covid.

And that is not only because my social anxiety would love a physical distance at all times.

Nope. Not at all… 😗🎶🎶

🦠 How to avoid Covid-19 virus 🦠

Other people:

My idea:

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Camilio reaction to hearing his siblings has known/meet Bruno before him.

Camilio: “Sooo…? We’re gonna talk about Bruno?”

Antonio: “That’s Bruno!”

Camilio is like, why do you know that?! You wasn’t even born when he disappeared!

Dolores: “Yo, i knew he never left, i heard him every day!”

Camilio: “AW! You too?! Say has Mirabel taken my place as your sibling or was there just no more room for members in the secret, “we know about tio Bruno” club?