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Glen sews! Or at least, he tries.

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Kid named estrogen

congress, put estrogen in the water supply

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Good morning 🙏 🌄

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❤️❤️❤️💙💙💙

i love chidori’s pointy headband

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Halo 3...

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Bruh

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I will be making fuuka world before elon musk can get people on Mars mark my words april 11th 2027

Doubters will get their skulls crushed

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fuuka world 🔵🔵🔵🔵

EVERYBODY LOVE FUUKA !!

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Cool 😎

corporis humani

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persona 4 anime was kino imo

Always thought this part of the Persona 4 anime was so heartwarming.

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monkey energy!!!!!

Everyone say thank you to the strong nuclear force monkey that holds the very laws of physics together

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Love this ❤️

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TOP 10 rappers ever (in my opion)

10 - 2 Pac

2pac helped pave the way for good soul kind people to enter the rap scene and made raping cool again

he also had beef wit some fat ass named. Biggie smalls lol funny name

Unfortunately 2pac passed away after losing control of his vehicle after trying to evade paparazzi with his wife princess Diana and his son mario judah 😿😿😿😿

Some people say 2 pack is alive still and is hiding somewhere in Albania so I'll have to come there someday and see if I can find him.

9- Obama

Obama is the first black rapper of Dominican decent and paved the way for Michael Jackson to make ABC song for the Jackson's 5 thanks jobama

8 - Jack Black

Jack black the first black rapper to have black in his name

He also made the peaches song which directly inspired kendrick lamars critically acclaimed masterpice section 80 which was included in the insanely successful video game django unchained by naughty dog for the ps2 which sold 3 trillion copies in 2 picoseconds

7 - Nas

Nas was the first gay rapper and paved the way for lil Nas x and was the first homosexual person since homosexuallity was invented in 1664 by two Israeli teachers who got bored while sitting by the fire.

Nas also made the only rap album ever Illmatic which was the first rap album ever made in 1873.

6 - Ye

Ye fka Kanye West Is the first rapper to be Autistic and Have ADHD. (He is literally me)

He is also the first rapper to have never read book (also me)

But unfortunately He is a Soulja Boy Meatrider and has defended Elon Musk so his public execution is on September 11th, 2001.

5- Ashnikko

I put this here just to piss some folks off but it's true. Ashnikko >>>>> Kanye (this is joke pls no kil)

Ashnikko is the first gay woman reaper and the first blue person to be better than eminem 🐱🐱🐱🐱

Eminem is not on this list because I forgot he was a rapper.

4- Grimes

Grimes is the first female rapper to sound like angels coming inside of me

She also was in the suicide squad movie wit jared leto (my mom didn't let me see that movie cause it was rated r also I heard it was just a bad film but idk it could be misunderstood af or something I gotta peep it now that I think about it)

Also she likes robots and elves and shi and kan man still talking about how much he loves hitler and shit even though let's be real he's secretly gay for that dude.

3- Andrew Tate

andere tate is the first rapper with a bhuttload money

he is also the first rapper to live in Romania

He is also the first pregnant rapper (Yes he beat Nas to the punch.)

Unfortunately he got booty raped In the Romanian gulag and now he spends the rest of his life inside of his home with mematic kill agent

2 - Lotus Juice

little juice is the first Chinese rapper being birthed before the first rapper ever (Michael Soft)

Rapping was a medium invented by teh Chinese to control public consciousness by implanting nanomachines that turn babies into elijon muskrat

Unfortunately after wrapping up production on the critically acclaimed Persona 3 Soundtrack Lotus Juice died in a fatal Warthog crash In Halo 3.

Honorable Mentions

JAY-Z

Hov, Aka Jigga is the first rapper to get laid, see anything is possible... u just gotta put the work in.

Playboi Carti

Playboi Carti is the first rapper to sound like an autistic mole rat and plays Danganronpa #BasedOrCringe???

Eminem

Eminem was the first Latinx Rapper 🥶🥶🥶 he is also the first rapper to rhyme orange with door hinge nine inch ice age

KID CUDI

Kid cudi is the first rapper to hum instead of rap changing the medium for da future generations

Pusha T was going to be on this list but has been disqualified due to his horrific crimes against salamanders

1- Tyler, The Creator

T man is the only alive clipse fan in the year 2023, and he is also the only rapper with a foot fetish therefore making him the best rapper of all time because I said so also he's literally me

Thanks for reading

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life is mynecraft

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I AM SO FACKIGN HAPPY TO SEE HER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!