14K notes
路
View notes
Top 10 (negotiable and in no particular order) reasons why it鈥檚 wayyyy better to be a student than a graduate:
It鈥檚 okay that all of your meals are stored in the freezer and prepared in the microwave.
Not looking like a giant degenerate failure for being unemployed.
Still eligible to use your...
4 notes
路
View notes
GOT A PROMOTION!
........ IT'S IN RETAIL:
14 notes
路
View notes
GRADUATE FRUSTRATIONS PART 1:
10 notes
路
View notes
ME TO EVERY LAME PERSON I WORK WITH:
37 notes
路
View notes
CONVERSATIONS WITH MY MOTHER PART 3:
DEAR MOM:
62 notes
路
View notes
ANY TIME A CUSTOMER ASKS YOU A RIDICULOUS QUESTION:
11 notes
路
View notes
WHEN AN INTERVIEWER ASKS ME TO NAME SOME OF MY INTERESTS:
WHAT I WANT TO SAY:
WHAT ACTUALLY COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH:
20 notes
路
View notes
OH YOU RUN THE ENTIRE PHOTO LAB AT WALMART?
CONGRATULATIONS. ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN CELL AND AN IPHONE COULD DO THAT JOB YOU FUCK:
13 notes
路
View notes
WEEKLY MENTAL BREAKDOWNS:
36 notes
路
View notes
Gah, your blog is so true I think my mind just vomited an passed out.
The thing I love most in life (in my current state) is hearing about others in the same position! Thank you for the love :)
0 notes
WHEN ANYONE INSISTS YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH TO FIND A JOB:
33 notes
路
View notes
WHEN YOUR LIFE HAS BECOME THE DEFINITION OF 'HOT MESS EXPRESS':
PERPETUALLY UNEMPLOYED, DRUNK AND/OR HUNGOVER:
5 notes
路
View notes
WHAT I WANT TO SAY:
WHAT ACTUALLY COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH:
(via: http://lawdegreefail.tumblr.com)
WHEN AN INTERVIEWER ASKS ME TO DESCRIBE MYSELF:
9 notes
路
View notes
COLLEGE DEGREE, PRESTINE RESUME AND STILL NO JOB, YOUR LIFE:
11 notes
路
View notes
WHEN LOSER CUSTOMERS TRY AND STRONG ARM YOU:
15 notes
路
View notes
CONVERSATIONS WITH YOUR LOSER MANAGERS:
I'M COOLER THAN YOU, I'M SMARTER THAN YOU, I'M PRETTIER THAN YOU, I HAVE MORE FACEBOOK FRIENDS THAN YOU:
3 notes
路
View notes