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It’s a reference to the Peach Time rage comic. 

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please explain the "oh worm?" joke, thank you

I’ve seen it most often used instead of “mood” or “oh really” or “oh word”

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Above is a picture of Robert from the Dream Daddy game; he’s an avid cryptid hunter.

hey

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It’s not a joke, but it’s just a list of crowdfunded “charities” that turned into huge scams.

Here’s some more info for each:

Arkh Project

DashCon

Zubat and the Leelah Project

Miss Officer and Mr. Truffles

fav tumblr scams:

Arkh Project: $6,500 DashCon: $17,000 Zubat and the Leelah Project: $14,000 Miss Officer and Mr. Truffles: $80,000

feel free to add more abominations

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It’s a reference to Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s quote “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”

i know this meme is a bit old but,,,

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It’s from Maurice by E.M. Forster. 

straight writers: gay people can’t get happy endings in historical fiction, it’s just not realistic…

an actual gay author in 1914:

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i guess this is goodbye, old pal

anyways, if i didn’t answer a tag or message recently it’s because i’m taking a hiatus for a while bc of personal reasons. im not sure if I’ll return but there’s a slight lean to eventually.

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There's this joes that goes "how do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler" and I don't get it???? Help please???

“Juggler” sounds a lot alike “jugular” (an important and vulnerable vein in the neck)

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It’s an extremely minimalist/contemporary art version of the Arthur’s Fist Meme. 

Here’s what the original picture looks like if you don’t wanna check the link.

I HATE TWITTER

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When editing a theme on tumblr, this used to be the sample preview picture post for what your blog would look like. It's the tumblr picture version of Lorem Ipsum.

Only 90s kids will remember

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the reference is from the early episode, "jellyfish jam" episode of spongebob in which jellyfish dance to the same music.

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1. half of the numerical quantity of 8 is 4 (8/2=4)

2. the physical number 8, cut vertically ||| in half would be the physical number 3 and its mirror image

3. the physical number eight cut in half horizontally --- resembles two zeros, one stacked on the other

Depending on how you look at it, half of 8 could be 4, 3, or 0.

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According to Know Your Meme, Harambe is that gorilla that got shot at the Cincinnati Zoo last May because a child fell into his enclosure. The “dicks out” part is explained on the page as well (below).

“ On July 2nd, 2016, Twitter user @sexualjumanji posted a selfie photograph in which he is shown pointing a replica firearm at the camera along with the caption “We comin with them dicks out to avenge harambe!!!” On July 4th, comedian Brandon Wardell tweeted the phrase “dicks out for harambe” “

ok who is harambe and why dicks out?

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According to @kefiiirs: "for the spaghetti one: its a reference to eminems song lose it in which from what i remember the main character goes to a rap battle but gets nervous and publicly throws up moms spaghetti all over his sweater."

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Mimes aren’t supposed to speak and by verbally replying to his boss, the mime is breaking out of character.

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it's the musical notes for the song "hot cross buns" which is a very easy song for beginner musicians.

B, A, G

B, A, G

G, G, G, G

A, A, A, A

B, A, G

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for clarification on the one you posted about chungo scrungus: it looks like the OP of that was parodying anti-sj comic artists who would make comics with blank-featured characters labelled "feminist" yelling ridiculous things. people started editing them to say even more random things to make fun of anti-sj artists for making such obvious strawmen and making them as serious representations of feminists. if these jokes were mocking feminism would have been presented way differently.