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Yello (yellow) people I'm back because I was binge watching the villains lair on YouTube. My brain legit went on several different direction. What if Yuu hosts/is one of the villains. Similar to the great seven au. Btw there will be two Mc just for this fic. Maybe more (who knows). Lmk if you want to me to expand this idea

Anyway this is inspired by the song That's all from pattycake production

https://youtu.be/bJQmnxnxXYo

It was late at night when the dorm leaders and their vices ended their meeting with Crowley. However, it seems that they have forgotten the ramshackle dorm and their vice . As they by passed the mirror chamber, they hear two people talking. Curious on who would stay up this late (breaking curfew rules) , they took a peak on the supposed intruders except for Leona, Ruggie, Jamil (subsequently Kalim) and Idia. The latter's left because they couldn't care less( or they were online and just disconnected/they had to). Trey stated that he will go back to the dorm to supervise in case of more students disobeying the rules of the queen of hearts. Just as Riddle was ready to collar the rule breaker, Rook stopped him and told him to look.

It was the ramshackle prefects. It looks as if they were having an argument disguised as petty quips. Although it wasn't rare for them to throw shades at eachother, having them argue was a rare thing.

The vice (MC) spoke up bringing them out of their thinking. " Let us not forget who restored you to land of the living"

The boys were taken aback from this sentence. What do they mean restored to the land of the living. Mc continued on saying how she was the one who saved Yuu. The latter responded on how she missed a few details on her anecdotes due to her old(?) age. Yuu mentioned of an owed debt and how Mc needed for something that only she has.

They then pointed at the mirror saying: "so ask your mirror on the wall; who is the saddest or the baddest one of all" Vil utters out on how the mirror belongs to the school and subsequently the headmaster and before him, the beautiful queen.

Mc acquiesce on the fact that Yuu helped her bring the villains (?) back. However, she argued that she was the mastermind behind the plan to lock a certain witch in the sea so she'll be unable collect their debts to pay. All of them (especially the octavinelle dorm leaders and vice) were balking at the idea that the ramshackle prefects made a contract with the sea witch since she's dead (right?).

Yuu refuted on how it was Mc's debt instead of both their debt. Then went on to explain how she was forced into a contract by the sea witch because of her death(it still boggled Azul's mind) and how she betrayed her deal.

The vice argued back on the hypocrisy of Yuu's argument. She states on how she made a deal for a sleeping curse over love and that her price was her wings. Malleus and Lilia were horrified at the notion of using your wings as a price to pay. This confirms to them that Yuu was a fairy at one point.

The prefect kept shifting the blame on to the other until they said unison: " you just need me for someone to blame!" As they said the word blame, a green light flashes. Shocked, the boys watched as before them were two of the great sevens: The fairest queen and the thorn fairy.

Azul, Jade, Rook and Lilia seemed to gleam at the recent information while the rest were still trying to process the information.

The two prefects (role figures?) were circling eachother throwing words back and forth before they saying "that's all".

At the last words, their glamour falls back to the prefects the boys knew.

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Why am I like this??? My brain went brrr.

Okie byeeeee

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If you don't mind me interjecting,I personally think that DreamWorks would have their school

The headmaster of the school could be either the fairy godmother from Shrek .

Some of the villains that I can see as a teacher are:

- Captain Dubois (Madagascar 3) gym teacher

- Gallaxar (Monster vs. Alien) potion/science teacher

- Pitch (rise of the Guardian ) history teacher

- Don Edward Lino (shark tales) restaurant owner in the campus

That's what I think the faculty would be like

I don't know what the school name would be however (^ヘ^⁠;）

A Twisted Idea?

So for a while now, I had this sort of idea that might be interesting. Since in the game, Twisted Wonderland confirms that there were two other schools beside NRC which was RSA and NBC. But what would happen if it confirms a third school? Or much rather..

What if there was a school for Non-Disney Villians? Villains such as DreamWorks, Laika, Don Bluth and perhaps many more? A school that Crowley haven't mentioned about and wanted it to be rather forgotten? That suddenly Yuu (the player), get kidnapped into the school and it is up to the NRC boys to get them back? Who are the other dorms and staff?

And what exactly do you think it should be called?

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This is honestly just a drabble and it wouldn't get out of my head until I wrote this. I use gender neutral!guy in this case

What if there are two yuus that entered twisted wonderland: one ended it up in RSA and the other in NRC. The kicker here is that they are from the Haninozuka family. So when they see eachother for the first time in so long at the VDC, tradition triumphs over sentimental hugs.

After the announcement of VDC champion and the crowd are mostly gone by then. Yuu went his team to see how they are feeling. Unknowingly someone was doing the same.

"haaaa! Screw thiiis!" Said Epel frustratingly. Most (read: all) of the group were upset at their lost by one vote.

When Yuu arrived at the scene, Ace's words stun them for a moment. 'rook voted for RSA?' he thought before approaching them.

Hearing Rook's reasoning behind his votes, the overwhelming feeling of anger slowly diminish in the group. Suddenly, the voice of neige calling Vil pierce through the tension.

The princely student was taken aback by Vil's crying and his belief on him losing to said student every time, yet conveyed his awe at the teams performance.

"OY! Neige-senpai!" A voice cuts through them. Yuu suddenly perked up at it. 'No way...' they thought.

A person similar to the ramshackle prefect appearance approached the group, not taking note of said prefect. "Ah, Haninozuka-chan! Sorry, I didn't see you" said neige.

- Oy his appearance, deuce started.

- Haninozuka? Isn't that-, continued kalim.

-prefect?, Asked Epel.

The group bar from neige took note on how their manager went silent while staring at their "doppelganger" with hints of surprise, dread and anticipation.

Feeling the stare of the prefect, the RSA student turned to tell them off, yet stops when seeing the prefect. Seeing as how this was getting nowhere, Vil intended to stop the staring contest when suddenly, yuu stated in a calming manner without glancing at the group" guys, kindly move away from us for a moment". After shuffling a few meters back, the prefect then addressed the RSA student "What's up Yue? Long time no see!".

-Hold up you guys know eachother?, Deuce exclaims.

- 6 months if I'm not mistaken, said Yue dismissing Deuce's comment, It's been a while since I've done this.

- Same here, stated Yuu.

Yue acted first by launching himself towards You and trying to land a kick on Yuu, in which they dodged. "Wha-" shouted everyone before Vil and Neige tried to stop their perspective manager.

-Cease this stupid fight right this instance!, Vil screeched.

-No fighting please!, Neige agreeing with Vil's words.

Yue not missing a beat tried to hit Yuu with their punch, yet the prefect ducked down and tripped said attacker. Grunting at the move the ramshackle prefect did, the RSA continued on his attacks while Yuu dodge them.

-Woah the prefect going full out, exclaimed Epel.

- Roi de neige, Roi de poison, I believe that trying to stop them will futile.

-Then someone get a teacher! Shouted Vil. Grim became the one who was forced to go.

The fight was at a standstill until Yue pulls out his baton. "Hey! No fair! You can't bring weapons to a fight!" Screamed Kalim in shocked while the others chime in various agreement. Neige adds in to Kalim's speech " Yue! I thought you left your weapons behind!"

Suddenly, one of the swings of the baton hits you, launching him in the air before he land on his feet in a crouch position. "Prefect/potato/trickster!" Yelled out his team, yet two of them notice something.

" Seems like I finally won, Yuu" states Yue.

-FINALLY- ,Vil's scream in outrage of this fight.

-Your wrong, declares Jamil.

- Monsieur multi-skilled a raison, look! Affirms rook before pointing out the Shuriken on the bottom of the RSA student's feet that what pinning his pants to the ground.

"Nice try, but I win little bro!" The prefect chimed while dusting off himself.

"LITTLE BRO!!??" Shouted everyone.

It's seems like the Haninozuka siblings have a lot of explanation to do.

Post note: holy shit I didn't think I would take this long, anyway hope you enjoy this drabble turned fic(?) I guess.

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How about the ghost marriage? I wonder how would the great seven reacting to that? Especially Scar, Ursula and Grimhide reacting to their boys getting slapped

Finaly an excuse to watch Ghost marriage again!

Grimhide = evil queen (thank you bc I had forgotten her name and am too lazy to look up)

Hades discovered about Idia's abduction with Ortho and flew to find him, kinda pround that his boy met the high standards of Eliza but would rather prefer that it was another's standards, like someone that Idia actually liked

Face palms the second Idia starts roasting the others stupid attempts, yes it was pathetic but he's the one needing help here

Scar encourages Leona's competitively and praises his heads on approach- DID SHE JUST SLAPPED HIM BC HE DIDN'T SING?! WHO IN THE HELL THINKS SINGING IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A RELATIONSHIP???

Evil Queen/Grimhide smirks the second Leona is rejected, Vil has the high ground in this, on top of being a great actor he's a great singer and- ... she's enraged, WHA THE HELL WAS THAT???! A DOG? A FUCKING MUTT! IS THAT WHAT SHE WANT? IS THAT IT? THEN WHY THE HELL IS SHE LOOKING FOR A FUCKING HUSBAND? BUY ONE YOURSELF YOU LITTLE B- VIL IS TOO GOOD FOR HER ANYWAY, THE AUDACITY, THE NERVE,OH IF SHE WASN'T DEAD SHE WOULD BE RIGHT NOW

Ursula won't pet Azul's head, that was a dumb move, even she notices it, the boy has a long way to go before he can even attempt "wooing" anyone for his contracts, she worries that this might interfere in their little game of matchmaker, but this was only a learning experience! She's going to give tips to him more often, maybe even suggests he gets a practice partner, maybe yuu, it's not realy sincere so he can mess up all ge wants, and who knows? Maybe it even may evolve into something more~

Jafar is just enjoying the clown show, bummed bc Jamil can't compete but alas, this is better without a blown in his ego anyway, the boy has better chances without making a fool of himself

The Queen of Hearts is basicaly: "YES! SHOW THEM WHOSE BOSS SWEETYY!", so pround of his manipulation skills, look at him, ready to rule the world, this is something she'll brag about for days

Malleficent is with Lilia and Sebek, the scandal would be too much of a bother, it's best to stay in the side lines and watch the show of disaster, however she is impressed that Malleus gave Riddle a bust to save the others, he truly is going to be a wise king one day, for that reason she's cheering Rosehearts too

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All are relieved to see Yuu back up Ace in his speech, no worries about big expectations, though they do wish that the proposals did apeal little bit to the human's heart, even if they were fake, they did hold values the boys had

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Away from reality, away from dreams,

Though nothing is a it seems.

Grab a lighter and immerse in the dark.

Drink up your sorrow and light up a spark.

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I am new to this so please forgive me if I do anything wrong. Here is a drawing that I made.