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Me to myself in the mirror: "Your a twat. Proper horrible person you are. Only truly fucked up arseholes think those thoughts"

Walking away, dusting myself off: "Ok I feel a little better about myself now"

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IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN! Art is an innately human thing, we all do it. And the fact that it’s been turned into something you can only do if your skilled is saddening.

MAKE UGLY ART! You’ll feel better for it I swear!

Local goat discovers joy of painting

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I feel like a sleeper agent. Without missing a beat and out loud I sang “What’s that coming over the hill? Is is a HEXBUG? YES ITS A HEXBUG!

It’s their greatest invention as of yet

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Currently reading ‘Biology Ninth Edition’ by Kenneth A. Mason, Jonathan B. Losos and Susan R. Singer.

3/10 - full of very interesting fun facts, but an incredibly slow burn. They haven’t even kissed yet.

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As someone who sings in the shower my shower thoughts sound an awful lot like half-remembered ABBA lyrics

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I was telling my dad about the age old tumblr tradition of mutating Benedict Cumberbatch’s name and without missing a beat he says:

“Boobjob Candlestick”

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Sometimes a family can be one guy (my gym bro flatmate) on the bulk

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Whenever the lecturer asks if anyone has any questions and I actually have one (for once, look how studious I am) I believe this is what I look like when I stick my hand up and stutter out my question

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Nothing fills me with more joy than putting N/A for gender on a form

Like yeh it’s just not a thing

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I don't have Netflix any more but are they still carrying that episode of Sandman where a writer traps a woman in his house and symbolically rapes her while calling himself a feminist because... oof.

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new year new mountain goats

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I wear a binder AND sleep on my front, I don’t think my tits know what not being smooshed feels like

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It should be illegal to put tags on the inside of gloves

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I’m reading “A botanical Daughter” by Noah Medlock rn, highly recommend btw, but Simon has just helped his partner Gregor dig up a dead girls body in the name of science and all I can think is “omg they love each other so much”.

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In lab today:

Bench partner 1 looking down his microscope: (excitedly) I think I just found a hair!

Bench partner 2: iN A BLooD SaMplE??!!!?

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I’m in Glasgow and it feels like there’s a korok to be discovered here…

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Imagine Logan falling down and it sounds like: