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Marauders as things my friends have said pt 6

Sirius: Google says its normal Remus: Google also said you were pregnant 

Sirius: Google says a lot of things

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Marauders as things my friends have said pt5

James: Sirius watch me act like a vegetable

Barty: Okay, now I’ve got a blue mustache

Peter: Just absentmindedly eating beetles until you realize YOU ARE EATING BEETLES!

Pandora: You’d be pretty easy to murder you know

Marlene: I would love to see an ant on a motorcycle

James (to lily and regulus): I’ll just assume that whenever you say lunatic you are talking about me

Sirius: What was his name? Thomasison Jefferson!

Mary (about lily): “She looks like me during physics class, which is NOT a good look!”

Dorcas: Why do all the hockey boys look like drunk penguins?

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Marauders as things my friends said pt 4

Pandora: I have a basement you can hide in

Lily: Bens Wacky Adventure is not a credible source 

Peter: marlene is so lesbian

Evan: what in the hades

Sirius: we were gonna let you cook but YOU GOT TO CLOSE TO THE STOVE

Dorcas: i saw brown hair and i heard lesbian

Peter: thats the most sound cloud thing i ever heard in my entire life

Marlene: if i was a grandma i’d be one hot grandma 

Regulus: we’re not friends? then why are you calling me 

James: freedom dumpster!? free your dumpster! 

Remus (to barty): I think you need to read a classic like Moby Dick but then you’re gonna be like ‘it’s called Moby Dick why aren’t there any dicks in it?!’

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Fuck drugs. Have you ever been addicted to reading angsty fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends? That shit will kill you.

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Marauders as things my friends have said pt. 3

Marlene: hang on we’re abt to enter my pre frat boy era

Sirius: Whats the reptile version of a furry

Barty: if your aunt has a mustache she’s your uncle

Peter: are cats gluten free

Pandora: its on my playlist “how it feels to be a lava lamp” 

Regulus: his stupidity took my breath away thats why im struggling to breathe

Dorcus: he looks like a thumb what did you think was gonna happen

Lily: this is such a 2nd grade conversation

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day 43 of

remus lupin quote of the day

Oops

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Marauder as things my friends have said pt. 2

Evan: if you have a sugar daddy but they are nonbinary are they just your glucose guardian? -Alycia

Remus: James. You are a human. You are not a chicken

Regulus: Well pandora, you have to know that some people are like clouds….when they disappear it’s a beautiful day!”

Peter (to james and sirius): do you have a mute button? have you tried muting yourself

Lily: you can’t overdose on sponges

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A BLACK MASS OVER HIGHWAY NINETY

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The vibes of this fic are amazing, it literally makes me romanticise America even tho I hated it there 😭

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em dash they could never make me hate you

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affirmation: nobody is going to shoot me for being awkward

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forg

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Marauders as things my friends have said

Barty: DONT YOU “🙄” ME REGULUS

James: my dad plays that on his ipad he’s such an ipad kid

Sirius: lol James’ priorities: recruiting cross country team, then getting away from fire

Dorcas (to Pandora): i asked u to google the answer not psychoanalyze it

Lily: I’ve only heard potter being serious like four times in my life

Marlene: being a gay girl means messaging a boy from your old school a lot to catch up and hoping he knows your a lesbian

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Regulus being almost 20 centimetres shorter than James and always having to break his neck looking up at him in fics will always be my favourite thing ever

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"how does one get into marauders?" divine intervention. i dont know how i got here

"can you explain marauders era and the earlier eras fandoms?" i dont even know what i know

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writing is hard when your brain goes ‘this sentence is mid’ and you’re like ‘ok? you wrote it???? do better then????'

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trans regulus and genderfluid sirius are so dear to me

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Anyone ever have such a good fic idea but just NOT want to write it?

Yeah same.