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Arc punishment level wtf

Cut to the arc home as jaune and his ships son are arguing and the son is winning the argument. Leaving jaune to pull out the card his father use on him and his sisters when they where growing up.

Jaune: *Calms down and then gets up as he walks behind his son and then hugs him as he whisper in his ear.* I’m going to go fuck your mom. Then let’s go and then pat his shoulder as he makes his way to the bed room where his wife is.*

Son: * Look surprise as dad hug and him then was speechless and horrified at what his dad said.*

Later the son is embarrassed as from his room he can hear the moans and screams of his parents from the other side of his bedroom wall and then hear his dad say who got that good D.

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Arc charm level WTF

Just found these two pictures and they scream winter x jaune and how much a bro ren is.

When jaune dresses up for a hunter event and what goes through winter mind when she sees him

Some time after the event when jaune pieces that winter was checking him out and flirting with him. Meanwhile Ren was watch it all with a look of disbelief at how dense his best friend is.

Manga/ Manhwa : ichi the witch and Return of the Disaster-Class Hero

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Next day we see Nora and Ren at the hospital looking at embarrassed jaune and Pyrrha who has a cast on her lower half.

Nora:* trying and failing to hold back her laughter.* Ok so fearless leader care to explain what happen?

Jaune: * Ruffle the back of his head.* Well long story short. I cash in something that Pyrrha was not ready for. 

I'm ready to cash in.

Jaune: I've finished cleaning my closet.

Pyrrha: That's great, honey.

Jaune: And I found...

Jaune shows her some coupons

Jaune: ..these sexy Bucks.

Pyrrha: Oh! I made you those when we first started dating.

Jaune: Well... *Serious* I'm ready to Cash in.

Pyrrha: *Worry* Wait! Aren't they expired?

Jaune: You didn't put an expiration date.

Pyrrha: Well... Okay... Wich one are you using.

Jaune: All of them.

Pyrrha: *Sweating* *Gulp* (God have mercy on me.)

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Some time later

Blake and Weiss walk in on yang in the corner in the fetal position holding a picture of a young Ruby

Yang: * sniffles as she sheds tears.* She was so pure and innocent but now she grown up I don’t want that!!!!

Which One

Ruby: *Walk out, holding something behind her back*

Yang: Whatcha go there, Ruby?

Ruby: Oh, nothing. Just something I wanted to get Weiss' opinion on for Valentine's Day.

Yang: You don't want my opinion?

Ruby: Not really.

Yang: Come on, I'm your older sister. Ask me.

Ruby: Oh, okay. Big sister. Um...

Ruby: *Pulls two pairs of lingerie, one red and one black, from behind her back*

Ruby: Which one of these would make your little sister look hotter so your fellow blond would want to do her?

Yang: ...

Ruby: ...

Yang: ...The red one.

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Arc miscommunication

The ship was not clear and jaune being the himbo that he is tried his best.

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Jaune: * Chuckling as he looks over to his girlfriend as she talks with Blake about what he did.* I’m always ready but she not and it’s cute but dear oum the things I would do to her would make a Atlasarin pass out of shock case and point. * points over to a shock and red face Weiss.*

The Next Level

Yang: Jaune is a great boyfriend. Caring. Loving. Everything a girl could want.

Yang: But I think if I tried to take things further than just kissing her would probably melt. The boy is just so precious and flustered.

Yang: He missed the first time we tried to kiss because he was so nervous.

Yang: Sometimes I worry that he's not ready for how adventurous I can be in the be-

Jaune: *Walks up, unhooks Yang's bra through her shirt in one motion, and then walks off*

Yang: ...

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RWBY cast as 7

Part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6

K pop Demon hunters

Rumi: Pyrrha

Mira: either Blake or Weiss

Zoey: either Nora or Ruby

Bobby: marrow

Celine: Glynda

Healer Han: ozpin

Gwi-Ma: ozma

Jinu: jaune

Abby Saja: sun

Mystery Saja: Ren

Romance Saja: Neptune

Baby Saja: Oscar

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Random Rwby headcanon

If jaune is dating a schnee he will sit down with klein to ask for his blessing as jaune know that klein is the closest person they have as a father figure.

Klein: * Siping tea he just brew.* So my boy why did you ask to speak with me?

Jaune: *A bit nervous as he sips his own tea.* I just wanted to know if I could get your blessing to marry ( insert name ). Since they talk about how you where the closest person they have to a father I thought it be the right thing to do if your ok with that?

Klein: ( Holding back tears as his eyes changing color.) Of course my boy you have my blessing and I’m honored you did this since the young miss will be overjoyed

Meanwhile, as the men are talking we can see both schnee sisters and nosy brother watching them and over hearing the conversation with mix emotions. 

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Arc vows

Cut to the wedding day of jaune arc and ( insert ship partner)

Jaune / ship: until death do us part.

Jaune / ship: * Thinking to themselves* But then what?

Jaune and ship as ghost

Jaune: so I guess we’re single now, huh?

Ship: yeah…

Jaune: * Fidgeting His ghost hands as he looks away.* so wanna grab coffee sometime?

Ship: Giggles 

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Jaune in manga 2

( see first post to find the name of manga.)

What jaune can do with his tongue? 

The ship is jealous of a cat 

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Jaune in manga form

I’m reading this manga called Kuma to Usagi wa Tomodachi dewa Irarenai and as I read I can imagine it as jaune with one of the girls he shipped with.

Just look at these panel as this somethings Jaune would do.

This one screams jaune and ren hanging out.

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Jaune: * Looks at Ruby and with a mix of lustful hunger and yolol picks up ruby and has her in a princess hold.* Welp I’m going to spend some time alone with Ruby don’t wait up on us. *Jogs off with Ruby to the nearest hotel.*

Ruby: *Blushes as her plan work and she cuddle into jaune chest as she gets excited what jaune will do.*

Every one was to shock to speak at what just happen.

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Pushing a friend moment

Cut to team RWBY and JNPR hanging out a beach.

Jaune: *Staring longingly and lovingly at ruby sporing a one piece swim suit that hugs her in just the right places*

Blake: *Who see jaune and checks who he looking at and smirks as walks up next to him.* Pussy

Jaune: *Looks away from ruby and glares at Blake.* I will knock your ass out.

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Jaune summoning ( whiteknight )

Lancaster / Arkos / Arcwitch / Martial Arc / Knightshade / Dragonslayer

Cut to jaune room as he was polishing his armor as he singing.

Jaune: ~ Ancestors hear my plea! Send me a girl who is under 5,3.~

Weiss: * Walking by jaune room heard his singing and blushes as she makes her way to an oblivious jaune.*

Jaune: ~ So that i can give her up ~ * Gets push on to the bed and straddled by a blushing and hungry looking Weiss* snow angle what!?

Weiss: *Eyeing jaune and as she start undressing and press herself against him and whisper in his ear.* well I’m always up for a good time.

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Jaune breaks Weiss

Cut to beacon academy library as we see team RWBY and JNPR and comparing test scores between both teams.

Jaune: Well I’m glad I passed the test for are last class and hey Pyrrha thanks for helping me study to.

Pyrrha: No problem jaune and hey your score improved since last time isn’t that right Weiss.

Weiss: *Scoffs and then looks at arc arrogantly as she shows a perfect score.* True but compared to this it just shows I’m perfect in every way compared to arc.

Jaune: *Annoyed but smirks as remembers a speech from a show, he watched as a kid and use part of it.* Well Ice queen the truth of the matter is I despise perfection. If something is truly perfect, that's it. The bottom line becomes there is no room for imagination, no space for intelligence or ability or improvement. Do you understand for hunter and huntresses like us perfection is a dead end, a condition of hopelessness. Always strive to be better than anything that came before you, but not perfect. People have agonized over the attempt to achieve perfection. That's the kind of creatures we are. We take joy in trying to exceed our grasp, in trying to reach for something that in the end we have to admit may in fact be unreachable. In other words, you may think the we operate on the same level, but you're wrong. The moment you started talking about perfection you embraced an impossible concept and you already lost to me. That is of course if you are indeed a huntress at all. * With that jaune got up and left the library leaving both his team and team rwby speechless.*

Nora: *Comes to and looks over as she saw a sung grin on Pyrrha and Weiss who is both red in the face and with her mouth open.* WOW who knew fearless leader had that in them literally went for kill with ice queen.

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Jaune and Nora are facing off the chief of village Glynda to revive ren

Nora: You leave me no choice then

Jaune: Oh no think twice Nora

Nora: I have thought about it thrice. Glynda! I demand a trial by combat.

Glynda: hmph I was hoping you say that

Jaune: Do I have to participate

Nora: * with a pleading tone* Please help me.

Nora: *twirling her weapon, facing team RWBY* Ladies, could i- *hit herself in the face with said weapon by accident* OW! *Cough* - interest you in a duel?

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Ren : *goes to speak*

Nora: *cutting him* No distraction Ren. I'm really busy beating up strangers.

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Nora: To what do we owe the pleasure of your company?

Jaune: We're heading for evernight-

Nora: *quickly turns around* Ok bye.

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Nora: I will never join you again.

Jaune: There will be a lot of fighting though.

Nora: Oh yeah, that's true.

Jaune: yeah it's true.

Nora: There will be a lot of fighting.

Jaune: Exactly-

Nora: Count me in then.

Jaune: Good

Nora: Good

Jaune: Good

Nora: Good-

Jaune: *a bit annoyed* Yes, good.

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Nora goals

Cut to team JNPR in Beacon‘s exercise room as Nora was working out on a rowing machine and then jaune walks up to her with a bottle of water in hand.

Jaune: Good work there Nora but I got to ask how strong do want to get? * Notices she has weight on the machine on the highest setting.

Nora: *Grunts lightly as she rows.* Well fearless leader I don’t want to be strong like men that look pretty I want to be strong like bitch that fights grim in the forest.