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We are several steps past “this is how fascism begins.”

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#FDT

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Joined a trans only workout group like two weeks ago (incredibly cool) and somehow managed to not know a single person there (rare and somewhat impressive for Iceland) only to find out yesterday that like a good 1/3rd of them already knew who I was because I'm Lauf from Iceland. Hi.

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#math

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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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Arson and Larceny are out!

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Out of a moment of aching sadness and fury and manic impulsivity, a wizard turns a killer whale trapped in a theme park aquarium into a human so she can smuggle it out of the park and back into the wild.

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pride month soon!! if you treat bisexuality or asexuality as “lesser” queer identities, “basically straight”, or a “consolation prize”, die by my blade.

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Authors won’t know if you’ve reread their fic unless you comment again!!! Go forth friends and comment again!!!

GO FORTH AND COMMENT AGAIN!!!

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Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said "skeleton mouse" and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.

As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said "no sweetie, he doesn't need rats" to which I just looked at her like this

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