kelandry5

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Remember when tumblr decided to let a computer determine what content was NSFW

And it went super well

And everyone was super happy

Especially happy that all those elbows weren't posted?

That's not how you remember it?

Yeah, me too.

But I'm sure some AI age verification software will work perfectly.

There will be zero problems.

I bet it can guess your age down to the minute!

It's going to be super awesome and totally do what it's supposedly intended to. 👍👍👍👍

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Loving the water

(via)

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The yellow text has got to go

If I keep seeing youtube videos with yellow text in the thumbnail, I am going to lose my mind.

Everything looks the fucking same

And annoying.

Make it stop.

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I got back from the doctor's office and my mom informed me the pope died. I immediately joked that Vance killed him. My mom sighed and said "no..." and I was like "yeah, but that's gonna be the next conspiracy theory, and I'm actually down for this one!" 🤣🤣🤣

But really, are we sure he didn't? I think having to interact with Vance might have drained the remainder of his life force, tbf. I mean, the pope was old af. He didn't have a lot to spare. And I feel like the simple existence of Vance is enough to take a few years off my life!!

Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.

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ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.

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"Where is your friend?" is also a lie. The real question is "Can you tell me where I need to go to kill your friend."

Maybe not to kill them. Maybe to unfairly arrest them, harm them, deport them, throw them in a year-round summer camp... it doesn't matter. The answer is still no.

You cannot tell them anything.

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Uhhhhhhhh that seems bad

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FUUUUCK....... i sure could go for a Nice, Cold, and Refreshing glass of

Ice Water

right about now.......

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Let me be very clear about something

NO valid, reliable study has ever found a link between autism and vaccines.

The results of the original study that claimed there was a link were FAKED.

The researcher publicly admitted he found NO link between autism and vaccines.

Further studies were UNABLE to replicate his results.

If a study's results cannot be replicated, the results are not reliable. That means the methods of the study were flawed or someone lied.

And THAT means the study does not prove what it claims to prove - in this case, a link between autism and vaccines.

Vaccines do NOT cause autism.

We already know what causes autism. RFK doesn't need to find the cause or assist in the spread of misinformation.

Autism is caused by genetics.

Sure, maybe there's a preventable cause of autism. Maybe grandma got exposed to some chemical or drug. Maybe a strain of the flu turned on the autism jeans. Maybe mom ate too many bananas while pregnant. It's not completely impossible.

But RFK's registry idea won't help us figure that out. I guarantee no one has jotted down everything my grandparents were exposed to, the exact flu strains my parents were contracted, or how many banana's my mom ate while pregnant. No one has even taken a sample of our genes to analyze. And since autism, especially in females, was rarely diagnosed until relatively recently, there's a serious limit to how far back we can trace the disorder in any family tree even if we tried.

RFK needs to sit down and shut up. Or, preferably, he can go take a nice long walk off a short cliff.

Let me be very clear.

Most autistics don't want a cure. We are NOT sick. We are NOT broken. We are NOT damaged. We don't need to be "fixed." And we definitely do NOT NEED non-autistic people deciding things for us. We do NOT need RFK.

What we need is understanding and acceptance. What we need is for non-autistic people to take the time to try to understand us the way we try to understand them. We need our differences to be respected. WE need respect.

Being in the minority does not make us inferior.

Gold is not inferior to more abundant metals.

Being less capable of functioning in environments that were not designed for us does not make us less functional.

A fish does not need to be cured simply because it cannot climb a tree.

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People: Plane crashes are rare. Planes are super safe.

2025 (and honestly the rest of the 2020's): Are yOU sURe?

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umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

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I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me

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Wait... what's wrong with his face? Why does he look so much older.

On another note, it's not like this is new news. Why anyone still thinks he's going to improve the economy is beyond me.

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Women are getting rid of their Trump supporting partners while they still legally can since they clearly don't give a shit about them or any other woman.

If you're thinking about getting a divorce, you should do it while you still can.