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[kermdoeswriting]

How long until you come back?

Well I'll actually be back tomorrow! I have finals coming up tho so itll definetly be a bit of a "not fully back, but still kinda back" thing ahaha

Thank you for asking :D

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Hi sorry! Im not dead!

May in itself is just a very busy month for me scheduling wise and I didnt get time to edit and schedule prompts to send out :((

I'll be back in a few weeks with more prompts for yall! Maybe even a storyline 👀 👀

Who knows! Cyl

-Kerm 🐸

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Danny has found out that he tends to stay awake for weeks, if not months, at a time. However, when he does sleep, he needs to sleep for a way longer time than people sleep. Usually about one or three thousand years.

Clockwork and he figure it has to do with his body starting to absorb the Time Amulet that he shoved into his chest; his core, still growing, started to think that this foreign power source was supposed to be taken in, and has started to do so.

Danny's core is still ice, but it's also adapting the power of the Time Amulet to that; basically, Danny is mostly immune to time shenanigans naturally, and the other side effect is a huge influx of power to his core.

Problem; that is a lot of power, and Danny's body needs a lot of time to rest in ghost form to handle it without destabilizing.

So because he doesn't want to miss living his life with his family, he and Clockwork figure something out.

When he gets sleepy, and it's time for him to Sleep frfr instead of just an 8 hour catnap, Clockwork sends him to a different dimension that works on a different timeframe.

He gets a room especially made, hidden from the denizens of that world, full of never-rotting timeless comforts like pillows and blankets, and he gets to sleep.

They repurpose some of the Skeleton Army he won from Pariah Dark to serve him while he rests; they make sure he's clean, that the sheets and pillows are clean, and that snacks and drinks are available for his brief moments of wakefulness.

In this particular world, however, his sleeping chambers have been found, and he's being worshipped as the god of a cult.

They've carved a hole above his chambers, and for the most part haven't been too obtrusive, so the Skeleton Army lets them keep that hole. The cult has been sending food and treasure down, and since the Skeleton Army's primary purpose is to ensure Danny is well-fed whenever he wakes up and comfortable, they allow this.

Then the cult drops Bart Allen in the sleeping chambers, deliberately angling him so that he lands on Danny's pillow-bed, fully intending to use him to both wake up their sleeping god and be a sacrifice.

By the time Wally gets down there, ready to save Bart and defend him, the Skeleton Army is gently trying to pry the sleeping gods arms off of Bart, who has apparently become a living teddy bear for this thing.

"Uh..."

"I think they're trying to save me? This god likes to cuddle, I guess."

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I think he's just super tired. He might let go if you find a good enough replacement."

"Why can't you just phase out?"

"What if I wake him up and he starts searching for me? We gotta find something else he can cuddle with."

So Wally leaves on a quest, darting all over the world and bringing back huge stuffed animals in an attempt to find one that the god will accept as a substitute for Bart.

Bart, meanwhile, is living it up.

The Skeleton Army makes sure he's fed, there's like, a lot of video games that the cult threw down here, and while he is antsy cuz he can't move, at least this is actually the most comfortable bed he's ever been on.

But he is getting kinda bored, and none of the stuffed animals Wally is bringing in are working.

So he texts the Young Justice group chat.

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he’s a phantom 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺

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First of all, I love this I've been wanting like this for so long.

Secondly, Damian absolutely would get along with everyone in some capacity or another due to him being apart of the artist scene in a lot of different ways and his love of the humanities as well.

But would this kind nature extend to the class too over time or just the miraculous team? Because from what we've seen, the two go hand in hand in most cases, even if the number of miraculi holders out weighs the class.

Do you think he'd help Mylene and Ivan with all their protests? Whether it be funding or just spreading the word? Would he bond with Marc and Nathaniel over his love of comics and art in general since he canonically is a manga enjoyer? (Or so I've heard anyways)

What about Kitty Section? Would he be like a super fan or something?

I just like the idea of Damian chilling out more over time the longer he stays there.

I also think the fact he wouldn't have to prove anything by being a rich kid would also be so humbling and helpful for him since the class is already uses to famous and/or rich kids so they would just not have a reaction to him being around ( Zoey, Adrien, Chloe, Juleka, etc.)

I keep seeing Maribat fics where Marinette goes to Gotham to grow and get support and stuff, I get that there’s this habit of transplanting characters in Gotham and usually it works but what if we switch it around.

Damian gets sent to Paris and is just forcibly socialized and adopted into the miraculous friend group.

Think about it. These people have been functioning as a team for so long. They have this on lock and yeah this new guy seems to want to help and also like he needs a friend so we can toss him a bone.

Damian is trying so hard to prove himself as part of the miraculous team. He doesn’t have a Kwami (at least not yet) but he’s ready to finally prove himself worthy of being part of his own superhero team. Especially since France is basically a miraculous only country. These teenagers are functionally a justice league for their country.

He’s so focused on being a vigilante only to learn that they view their friendships and connection as a massive part of how they work. He fences with Kagami and Adrien but he also designs art for Luka’s albums. He snarls with Chloe at these fancy parties neither of them want to be at but still must attend.

Bruce meanwhile expects his son to be going stir crazy but every time he checks in Damian just looks… settled. He’s still Damian but he doesn’t seem to have so much to prove. He drops anecdotes about the things he does with his friends.

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You get it.

Danny would reply somewhere around the millions, thinking they couldn't get him to quit these small jobs since they're heroes and being a hero usually doesn't mean you have a day job.

He would know. Personal experience.

He'd be pleasantly surprised, though, when whoever is offering him payment just sighs and pulls a check book out of nowhere. I wanna say it's Damian for the sake of having a little kid pay you a million dollars being funny and for the fact that he'd probably pull out his dad's checkbook that he absolutely stole at some point and never returned to write the check.

Danny, at that point, is immediately wary of its authentication.

The worst jobs ever lead to 0 Student debt

Have you ever been so broke that you've resorted to gigs that normally would make you seem like a minor villains goon?

Danny has.

Being practically broke, drowning in constant student debt, college student has led to some of the weirdest side gigs Danny has ever done. He can at the very least confirm that as he continues his degree in Astrophysics at MIT.

But in all honesty, he's not very picky or upset about how weird they are. Danny would rather do something strange once, then continue drowning in debt the way he was currently.

Student debt was not a joke.

And even if it were, it wasn't a very funny one, considering he himself was just scraping by on his two front teeth due to them.

Either way, the point was Danny's done practically everything in Gotham possible just to make some small bits of cash here and there. Danny only ever goes to Gotham for the sake of an extra ectoplasm boost on top of the fact it has the most jobs out of any city possible due to the crime rate.

He's been a temporary goon and a guard to several different warehouses throughout Gotham & New York City (most times there isn't even anyone or anything in them but a jobs a job). He's been in charge of covering a front temporarily for what looks like fake companies (nothing to do with drug dealing or the mob for some reason, he usually tries to stay clear of those offers).

He also was a tester for some of Mr. Nygma's traps being hired for the sheer fact that he couldn't really die and therefore could test several of Mr.Nygma's traps at once.

He took a temp job to help feed Dr.Quinzel's pet hyenas when she was in Arkham for awhile as well as pet sit. That one was his favorite honestly, Lou and Bud were sweethearts despite the carnage thing.

He recently had even been a personal insta-cart driver for a certain Penguin mob-boss strangely enough (until the guy got sent back to Arkham that is).

Danny really isn't picky when it comes to jobs unless it was just something mostly immoral and just insane, like drug dealing and/or murder & world or several life ending situations or just involved with someone like the Joker.

It's gotten to a point that the average Gotham goon usually recognizes him when he passes by during a job visit. They tended to recommend him a new job when they saw him, knowing he was just as eager as they were in this economy.

Which is how he ended up here, sitting in an empty warehouse yet again for possibly another hour before he could leave and get paid. Danny was sat on the floor doing his advanced calc homework and trying not to scream about it as he sat there.

It was something he did when the nights were slower honestly. The night was ruined quickly after that though when the glass shattered above him and scattered all over his homework and the rest of the ground.

Danny only sighed and mourned the possible money he'd be losing to that mess before shaking the glass off of him and his papers. He didn't bother looking up at his possible attacker.

"You have got to be fuckin kidding me. Not again, Kid."

Only then does Danny look up to see who broke the window. Red Hood sounds exasperated despite the mask covering all of his real voice with a mechanical voice changer. Besides him was Nightwing who seemed just as disappointed as his partner was while putting his escrima sticks behind his back.

"Can I help you Red Pill, Blue Pill?"

That made Red Hood snort while Nightwing just sighed into his hands and dragged them down his face before responding.

"Kid, what are you doing in he- Is that homework???"

Nightwing walked closer almost sounding offended as he looked down at the mess of Danny's math that he was going to have to redo before turning in tomorrow. The thought of recopying everything made him feel angry all over again.

"The one you guys wrecked by getting glass all over it? Yes," Danny leaned back into his plastic chair provided by the Goonion. "Thanks for that by the way, I'm going to have to recopy everything before class tomorrow."

"That wouldn't be a problem if you just got a normal part-time job like a normal young adult." Red Hood snorted as Nightwings slight lecture and it made Danny roll his eyes at the both of them as he sat up.

As if he hadn't tried that route already. In between his space museum internship during the day and his thousands of classes every week, he didn't exactly fit a lot of younger adult jobs schedule.

"Do you know any nearby normal adult jobs that are hiring a current university student with millions in debt and a internship schedule that only allows them to work at night?" Danny snapped back which made Red Hood start to snort and laugh again at Nightwings expression.

"Well..." Nightwing at the very least had the decency to look sheepish as if he had thought about it genuinely and couldn't think of a thing.

"Thought so." Danny slumped against the chair again, before shutting his eyes. He waved them away as he sat back, already mentally preparing himself for another all nighter for the sake of recopying his papers.

"If thats all, I'll see you next time I get a fake listing or bad job that you guys have a tendency to break into. Go away."

Nightwing only sighed again before Danny heard his grappling hook sound off back through the broken window into the night. Red Hood only chuckled one last time before ruffling his hair.

"See you, Kid. Make sure you try to sleep before class"

Danny just huffed at him and waved him off again as Red Hood shot his grappling hook off into the night and joined Nightwing. With a sigh, Danny sat up again and grabbed his nearby backpack filled with scrap paper.

Time to restart the equation all over again.

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Basically Danny needs money to keep going to MIT so he continuously decides to take up jobs for hire in Gotham (and other places but mostly Gotham), which lead to him breaking a lot of laws for another cash grab.

Meanwhile, the Batfam is very concerned that they keep meeting this meta young adult (who doesn't even live in Gotham!!) who seems to continuously be running through villain placed ad offers like water to get cash.

How desperate for cash is this guy????

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The worst jobs ever lead to 0 Student debt

Have you ever been so broke that you've resorted to gigs that normally would make you seem like a minor villains goon?

Danny has.

Being practically broke, drowning in constant student debt, college student has led to some of the weirdest side gigs Danny has ever done. He can at the very least confirm that as he continues his degree in Astrophysics at MIT.

But in all honesty, he's not very picky or upset about how weird they are. Danny would rather do something strange once, then continue drowning in debt the way he was currently.

Student debt was not a joke.

And even if it were, it wasn't a very funny one, considering he himself was just scraping by on his two front teeth due to them.

Either way, the point was Danny's done practically everything in Gotham possible just to make some small bits of cash here and there. Danny only ever goes to Gotham for the sake of an extra ectoplasm boost on top of the fact it has the most jobs out of any city possible due to the crime rate.

He's been a temporary goon and a guard to several different warehouses throughout Gotham & New York City (most times there isn't even anyone or anything in them but a jobs a job). He's been in charge of covering a front temporarily for what looks like fake companies (nothing to do with drug dealing or the mob for some reason, he usually tries to stay clear of those offers).

He also was a tester for some of Mr. Nygma's traps being hired for the sheer fact that he couldn't really die and therefore could test several of Mr.Nygma's traps at once.

He took a temp job to help feed Dr.Quinzel's pet hyenas when she was in Arkham for awhile as well as pet sit. That one was his favorite honestly, Lou and Bud were sweethearts despite the carnage thing.

He recently had even been a personal insta-cart driver for a certain Penguin mob-boss strangely enough (until the guy got sent back to Arkham that is).

Danny really isn't picky when it comes to jobs unless it was just something mostly immoral and just insane, like drug dealing and/or murder & world or several life ending situations or just involved with someone like the Joker.

It's gotten to a point that the average Gotham goon usually recognizes him when he passes by during a job visit. They tended to recommend him a new job when they saw him, knowing he was just as eager as they were in this economy.

Which is how he ended up here, sitting in an empty warehouse yet again for possibly another hour before he could leave and get paid. Danny was sat on the floor doing his advanced calc homework and trying not to scream about it as he sat there.

It was something he did when the nights were slower honestly. The night was ruined quickly after that though when the glass shattered above him and scattered all over his homework and the rest of the ground.

Danny only sighed and mourned the possible money he'd be losing to that mess before shaking the glass off of him and his papers. He didn't bother looking up at his possible attacker.

"You have got to be fuckin kidding me. Not again, Kid."

Only then does Danny look up to see who broke the window. Red Hood sounds exasperated despite the mask covering all of his real voice with a mechanical voice changer. Besides him was Nightwing who seemed just as disappointed as his partner was while putting his escrima sticks behind his back.

"Can I help you Red Pill, Blue Pill?"

That made Red Hood snort while Nightwing just sighed into his hands and dragged them down his face before responding.

"Kid, what are you doing in he- Is that homework???"

Nightwing walked closer almost sounding offended as he looked down at the mess of Danny's math that he was going to have to redo before turning in tomorrow. The thought of recopying everything made him feel angry all over again.

"The one you guys wrecked by getting glass all over it? Yes," Danny leaned back into his plastic chair provided by the Goonion. "Thanks for that by the way, I'm going to have to recopy everything before class tomorrow."

"That wouldn't be a problem if you just got a normal part-time job like a normal young adult." Red Hood snorted as Nightwings slight lecture and it made Danny roll his eyes at the both of them as he sat up.

As if he hadn't tried that route already. In between his space museum internship during the day and his thousands of classes every week, he didn't exactly fit a lot of younger adult jobs schedule.

"Do you know any nearby normal adult jobs that are hiring a current university student with millions in debt and a internship schedule that only allows them to work at night?" Danny snapped back which made Red Hood start to snort and laugh again at Nightwings expression.

"Well..." Nightwing at the very least had the decency to look sheepish as if he had thought about it genuinely and couldn't think of a thing.

"Thought so." Danny slumped against the chair again, before shutting his eyes. He waved them away as he sat back, already mentally preparing himself for another all nighter for the sake of recopying his papers.

"If thats all, I'll see you next time I get a fake listing or bad job that you guys have a tendency to break into. Go away."

Nightwing only sighed again before Danny heard his grappling hook sound off back through the broken window into the night. Red Hood only chuckled one last time before ruffling his hair.

"See you, Kid. Make sure you try to sleep before class"

Danny just huffed at him and waved him off again as Red Hood shot his grappling hook off into the night and joined Nightwing. With a sigh, Danny sat up again and grabbed his nearby backpack filled with scrap paper.

Time to restart the equation all over again.

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Basically Danny needs money to keep going to MIT so he continuously decides to take up jobs for hire in Gotham (and other places but mostly Gotham), which lead to him breaking a lot of laws for another cash grab.

Meanwhile, the Batfam is very concerned that they keep meeting this meta young adult (who doesn't even live in Gotham!!) who seems to continuously be running through villain placed ad offers like water to get cash.

How desperate for cash is this guy????

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Cursed idea: Damian Wayne with Candace Flynn's personality.

"FATHER! TODD AND DRAKE ARE MAKING A TITLE SEQUENCE AGAIN!" (Damian)

I have a million questions as to what might've caused this to be a thing.

Also does this mean that by the technicality that Damian is basically Candace Flynn, he lives life the same way she does in the show? Like does he constantly try to tattle on his older brothers chaotic shenanigans that most likely have broken several government laws and would get them on a watch-list if they weren't careful?

Does her tattling just NOT do anything? Like do Tim and Jason just never get caught ever?

I think in the comics and the video games both Tim and Jason do have a tendency to build things for the sake of wanting to tinker so do they like build shit on a random whim in the way Phineas and Ferb do or like does Damian just hear an explosion in the distance and immediately assume those 2 had something to do with it?

Does he scream out everytime he sees them doing anything?

Like this sceneario has to happen so often:

Jason & Tim In the family room taking apart what looks like a mix of a bomb and a bike engine on the coffee table: Okay pass me th-

Damian who just walked into the family room, sketchbook in hand because he was going to draw and have some quiet time: Father. Pennyworth! Pennyworth they are up to something nefarious again! FATHER-

This is just funny because it also makes it so Damian is the most responsible for those 2 despite being the youngest of 5. Hilarious.

I love this idea anon thank you lmao

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Teenagers, you know they have a shit post account

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The year Dick finally ranks higher than Bruce on the annual hottest bachelor list, the group chat would be insane:

Stephanie would post the article and point out that Dick is TWO spots ahead of Bruce. Tim posts an edited meme of The Queen from Snow White staring into the magic mirror and seeing Dick’s face instead. Babs is laugh reacting at everything. Jason calls Bruce old. Bruce responds to none of it. And then finally Dick texts back “when one Supreme falls, another rises in her place 😌”

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The year Dick finally ranks higher than Bruce on the annual hottest bachelor list, the group chat would be insane:

Stephanie would post the article and point out that Dick is TWO spots ahead of Bruce. Tim posts an edited meme of The Queen from Snow White staring into the magic mirror and seeing Dick’s face instead. Babs is laugh reacting at everything. Jason calls Bruce old. Bruce responds to none of it. And then finally Dick texts back “when one Supreme falls, another rises in her place 😌”

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I'm convinced Ivan and Stephanie would absolutely bond over their dad's being villians and the small fear they both may have to turn out anything like their fathers at all.

Finding out Ivan has a villain dad and that his mom might also be helping him is just insane to me. Because he's literally the sweetest kid, absolutely prone to anger issues but obviously but still he's so sweet.

I just think him and Stephanie would genuinely get along well in their tendency to put their heart onto what they do so often and the way they just don't want to be anything like their fathers.

I imagine the only reason they meet is due to this fact too. Maybe it's a penpal program made for villian kids to bond and see that there are other ways to not fall into the same path their parents did.

Like a mentor program or like one of those "adopt an older sibling!" Things that some countries do. Maybe it was just a thing Bruce suggested Stephanie to participate in after a bad run in with her dad, an outlet to help other kids like her and let out steam in general.

And maybe Stephanie honestly considers dropping it after figuring she might not be able to actually help any of these penpal kids.

But it just so happens she gets pen pal paired with this one angry, funny kid (Ivan) who makes her stay in the program in the end.

And maybe on Ivan's end, Ladybug suggested he give the penpal service a try after the current episodes events. Just to at least get everything out. Maybe it'd help.

And while he was hesitant he tried anyways, step forward to not being like his dad. Which ends with him getting Stephanie as his penpal and them getting along like a wildfire.

Give me Steph comforting Ivan after his dad escapes again and tries to get Ivan to help him get the wish. Give me Ivan playing the drums for Stephanie over a FaceTime call and offering her free tickets the day Kitty section goes on world tour.

Just give me two villian kids bonding over shitty father's and how they're better then either of them by being themselves.

And if one day, Stephanie Brown stares up at her younger pseudo brother/penpal as be performs his drumming in front of thousands on the outskirts of Gotham then at least she'll know Bruce making her join that villian kid penpal program was worth it

Not that she'd ever tell him to his face.

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"That'll be 1k, please."

The words leave Valeries mouth faster than her actual brain can catch up with. She can hear Sam, Tucker and Danny dying in the distance, with Danny losing the most air from the sound of his squeaking.

She can also hear the sound of something exploding on the other side of her, car alarms ringing in a horrible unified chorus to show that the alien invasion that she just helped defeat had actually happened.

Despite all of this, Valerie doesn't hesitate to stick her hand out to the dark red, tall, mysterious biker wannabe staring down at her like she had just grown 3 heads.

The two stare at each other for another minute in silence before Valerie flexed her hand at the guy for a 3rd time. All this to wake him up from whatever trance he was in.

"You're not getting money from me, kid." Wannabe biker sighed exasperated, his very obvious half assed hero gear making his voice crackle.

Valerie only put her hands on her hips in defiance at that response.

"I literally just helped you defeat aliens!"

He didn't scoff, but from his body language, he really didn't need to do it physically to show how he felt about that.

"Didn't need your help -" Biker guy deflected almost immediately, looking away from her and back onto the Amity Park streets

Valerie followed his gaze over to the side of the street. She remembered picking up and throwing an alien towards space from her hover board there moments before, and the memory of doing so only made her look back at him pointedly.

Biker guy just shook his head.

From behind her, Valerie could hear the faint scrapes of doc marten boots hitting the pavement to join her in her quest to get paid for the damage she'd done.

"I don't know man, kinda looked like you did from how that bus almost trampled you when thrown at you" Valerie grinned as she felt Sam lean her head ontop of hers, looking over at the biker guy with a grin.

She heard the gravel next to her kick closer as Tucker and eventually Danny joined them where she was standing.

"They've got a point," Tucker snorted, leaning on her left side while Danny hummed on her right.

The 5 of them stared at each other again in silence before Valerie broke it for the 2nd time with the same trick she had done.

"So," She smiled, eyes never leaving wannabe biker guys face as she brought her hand back out to gesture at giving her money she was rightfully owed.

"1k?"

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Looking at the Future, Seeing the Past

Danny is Hoodlum, Jason’s adopted son and Red Hood’s sidekick. He shares some nervewracking habits with Robin. Jason is wondering if this is what karma is. He swears to do better.

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Now I just have the image of him literally shoving handfuls of dirt and soil into his mouth whenever he can get his hands on it while there's just a resounding "NO-" from his family at all times.

Except for like maybe one of them that just tries to pass off the idea of him eating dirt as "healthy for a kid" lol

Also Davey being a sort of pika child makes me wonder what else he would probably be addicted to eating. Like sand or just those little orb gel balls, or like straight up Styrofoam.

What is the perfect symbol to represent Davey? Colors?

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He's just very dirt like to me

He reminds me of like freshly placed soil on a grave. Bros just a constant thing thats gonna blanket you and your existence bc hes gonna see your death through to the end (if ur a bad person at least).

That and Im convinced personally if dirt didn't have worms and bugs in it, Davey would be a mud and dirt eating kid

What is the perfect symbol to represent Davey? Colors?

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Omg He’s dead?!? No!!

Inspired by this post

In order for Danny to go ghost he has to die. Every, single, time. While it was definitely concerning at first, there r only so many times u can die and be ok before u just stop freaking out about it.

This is why when a 20 y/o Danny gets kidnapped by a cult that intends to use him as a sacrifice to a demon, he is oddly calm about the whole thing. As soon as they kill him he’ll just turn into a ghost and stop them so it’s fine.

Problem, he was expecting the summoning part of this whole shebang to happen after his death. Whatever, he’s fought demons before so as soon as they do kill him he’ll just have to kick this guy’s ass and then put a stop to the cult.

Only he’s plans r changed, get again, when some of the batkids show up before the cult can kill him. Double fuck bc it’s clear these guys r not equipped to handle a demon and with how he’s a little tied up right now he can’t really kill himself. So with very limited options he resorts to asking the heroes to kill him.

Needless to say, Nightwing is very concerned about the seemingly suicidal hostage. Red Robin is confused as fuck and decided it’s probably best to leave the guy tied up until they could drop him off at a hospital. Spoiler thinks the guy’s just joking but gets more concerned the more he insists they kill him. Hell even Robin and Orphan are thrown off by the guy’s repeated requests for death as the fight goes on.

It’s at this point that Red Hood, getting tired of the guys voice, decided to actually asks the guy why he wants to die.

Problem with this is Danny fucking sucks at explaining things and for some reason thinks “I can totally kick that demon dudes ass but like, only if I’m dead.” Is a satisfactory answer.

For most of the bats it’s not. For Hood tho? Who has a better understanding of magic than the rest of the fam and has been wanting to shut this guy up all fight?

“Seems legit.” *BANG*