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Misc. Redacted Headcanons!

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•Avior smells sooo good. When Starlight first met him in the Meridian they didn’t know much about demons so they couldn’t tell if it was because he had expensive taste or if all demons just naturally smelled that good.

•Blake is low-key scared of dogs. it’s a secret he plans on taking to the grave. (After D'deridahn abuses it first of course<3)

•Angel refers to Asher as “my husband’s boyfriend” to the pack. David hates it; Asher pretends to be shocked that they “found out” about their secret love affair.

•Kody took one of those "Are You Gay?" tests as a teenager and didn't appreciate the results.

•Huxley does math for fun in his spare time. His favorite branch of math is geometry, mostly because he finds it more enjoyable than the others, but also because he believes it’s important to have all of its principles memorized for his landscaping job. (Damien thinks it’s really hot)

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Lasko & Dear Headcanons!

(B/c I miss that anxious dork)

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•Lasko falls asleep on Dear all the time; It doesn't matter what they're doing. Whether they’re playing a game or eating dinner, all he has to do is lay his head on their shoulder and he’ll be asleep in minutes. He used to worry that they would think it’s because he was bored, but they reassured him that they knew it was because he felt safe enough to properly relax.

•Dear has depression and it’s always affected their self worth and confidence. Lasko knows this and has made it his life mission to always tell them how amazing they are and how happy they make him feel, especially during times where they're particularly struggling.

•They have a shared playlist full of those "___ music to study to" videos and they keep it on the TV while they're at home relaxing. Lasko adds classical and orchestral pieces, while Dear adds smooth jazz and R&B.

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•Dear will hum to Lasko if he’s having trouble sleeping(and vice versa). Dear’s parents used to hum to them when they were having trouble sleeping as a child and they’ve always found it comforting, so being able to do it for the person they love makes them so happy.

•Lasko plans little “introvert dates” for them. These consist of a quilt on the ground covered with blankets and pillows(and stuffed animals), all their favorite snacks, and a movie they’ve both been meaning to watch so they can just relax and cuddle the rest of the night.

•Dear hates Dasani water with a passion. They typically don’t die on many hills(ones that aren’t important anyways) but they will absolutely bicker with anyone who disagrees. Sometimes Gavin will egg them on and they’ll playfully debate about it at length(with the help of Damien of course).

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Redacted Bois as Songs in My

Playlist:

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•Gavin- "Anything" by Adrianne Lenker

"Didn't you believe in me?/Yeah, you held me the whole way through/When I couldn't say the words like you/I was scared, indigo, but I wanted to"

•Lasko- "Late Night Talking" by Harry Styles

"We've been doin' all this late-night talkin'/'Bout anything you want until the morning/Now you're in my life/I can't get you off my mind"

•Marcus- "IFHY" by Tyler, The Creator

“Actually, if you even consider leaving/I'll lose a couple screws in due time, I'll stop breathing/And you'll see the meaning of stalking/When I pop out the dark to find you”

•Anton- "Futile Devices (Doveman Remix)” by Sufjan Stevens

"And when you crochet I feel mesmerized and proud/And I would say I love you, but saying it out loud/It's hard" ♪♪♪ "And words are futile devices"

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Misc. Redacted Headcanons!

(Nails Edition!)

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•Vega has long, stiletto shaped louboutin nails. He used to use magic to keep them looking sharp, but after his reformation, he prefers to just manicure them himself. He likes how dangerous and sexy they look. He also likes feeling the way Warden’s core flits slightly when he gently scratches the side of his neck with them. (Pic under cut!)

•Gavin also likes having his nails done. He doesn't like to get them very long though, he prefers them shorter with a simple, elegant design. He’s tapping on things constantly, mostly because he loves the sound they make, but also because it gives him another way to annoy Damien. (Pic under cut as well!)

•Azmidi has long, black nails. No intricate patters or designs on them, just sharp and black. He loves the fear they instill in Sweetie; How their heart races when he scratches the wall right behind their ear while they’re on call and the way they panic when he scrapes at their back while they’re trying to sleep. (Pic under cut but you knew that alr!)

•(I couldn’t really think of anyone else who would enjoy having long(er) nails. Maybee Brachium? Maybeeeeeee William? Maybeeeeeeeee?)

⤷ How I imagine Vega’s nails! (Just a bit longer and sharper!)

⤷ How I imagine Gavin’s nails!

⤷ How I imagine Azmidi’s nails!

(All pictures found on Pinterest, I’m not sure who the original pictures are from, I apologize!)

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Misc. Redacted Headcanons!

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•Hush doesn't blink. Doc has to remind him to blink when he's around them because they find it really unsettling.

•Guy still has to put up both hands into an "L" shape to tell his lefts and rights. (He somehow still manages to get it wrong)

•Asher used to pay Milo to do his math homework for him in high school.

⤷•Milo would spend it by going out and buying his mom the nice things she wouldn't buy for herself.

•Sometimes Ollie's muscle memory fails him and he forgets how to tie his shoes. he just stares at his feet like 🙂 for a few seconds before recalibrating and tying them again.

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Redacted Audio Incorrect Quotes:

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⤷ Guy

⤷ D.A.M.N Staff, Dear

⤷ Christian

⤷ Starlight

⤷ Damien @ Gavin

⤷ Asher

⤷ Darlin’

⤷ Morgan

⤷ Avior

⤷ James

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•Lasko looks slightly older than he actually is and has quite a few gray hairs, both due to stress. Every comment he gets about how he doesn’t look his age makes him want to shut himself away in his apartment for the rest of his life.

•Caelum has tritanopia, or blue-yellow color blindness. Delphinus finally went to get him tested when he said it was silly that humans gave red and orange two different names when they're the same exact color.

•Geordi and Cutie still meet up and go on little coffee shop "dates" from time to time. Its their favorite part of the week; they get to spend some quality time with each other while also keeping some healthy distance as they work on themselves.

•Before James left home to work at ETS, he would hide little thank you’s and arbitrary comments on sticky notes around the house for his Spouse to find.

⤷ •Marcus did the same thing with the Asset—leaving small apologies for them while they were rebooting.

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•Avior- "Heat Lighting" by Mitski

“Though I've held on/Can't carry it much longer/On the ceiling dancing are the/Things all come and gone”

•Azmidi- "Bossa Nova" by Billie Eilish

"You better lock your door/And look at me a little more/We both know I'm worth waitin' for/That heavy breathin' on the floor"

•Blake- “Crush" by Ethel Cain

“I owe you a black eye and two kisses/Tell me when you wanna come and get 'em” ♪♪♪ “Hard odds to beat when you're on all fours/Good men die too, so I'd rather be with you”

•Porter- "Working For The Knife" by Mitski

"I always thought the choice was mine/And I was right, but I just chose wrong/I start the day lying and end with the truth/That I'm dying for the knife"

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(NSFW Version!)

⤷ The Asset

⤷ Angel

⤷ Avior

⤷ Freelancer

⤷ Honey

⤷ Lasko

⤷ Cutie

⤷ Elliot

⤷ Lovely

⤷ Brachium

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Misc. Redacted Headcanons!

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•Damien has multiple Google calendars. Like, a concerning amount of Google calendars. Gavin once asked to see what his schedule was so they could make plans, and he nearly doubled over seeing how full each one was. He's very meticulous about his time and who occupies it—being added to one of them is his subtle way of showing he cares about you.

•Aaron can only focus if there’s early 2000’s pop punk blasting in his headphones. He gets restless if there isn't music with a fast tempo to keep his attention. Smartass used to make fun of him for it, but now that they've been together for so long, they also cant focus without it.

⤷ •Cam, however, is the exact opposite. He needs his office to be eerily silent if he wants to get any work done. Even the smallest bit of noise, whether that be people talking in the next room over, or a show playing in the background, can make him lose focus. The only bit of sound he can tolerate is basic white noise, like the whir of an AC.

•Morgan is obsessed with making To-Do lists. He has an app that allows him to make different checklists and schedules and he lovess it. The satisfaction he gets from marking something off the list motivates him more than the act of finishing the task itself.

•Vincent can’t do long division.

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•David- “Stuck In The Middle With You” by Stealers Wheel

“Clowns to the left of me/Jokers to the right/Here I am, stuck in the middle with you”

•Asher- “I Know I’m Funny haha” by Faye Webster

“We go throught phases when we’re over ours/Right now we both wanna be rockstars/Got you a bass last year on your birthday/The same one the guy from Linkin Park plays/But you look better with it anyways”

•Milo- “Guilty Pleasure" by Chappell Roan

"And oh my god, you are heaven sent/With your dirty mind, yeah, you're perverted/You give me guilty, guilty pleasure"

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•Darlin’- “It Will Come Back” by Hozier

“I know who I am when I’m alone/I’m something else when I see you/You don’t understand, you should never know/How easy you are to need”

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⤷ Ollie

⤷ Sam

⤷ Gavin

⤷ Treasure

⤷ Geordi

⤷ Baabe

⤷ Lovely (after their turning)

⤷ Milo

⤷ Porter

⤷ Sweetheart

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D.A.M.N Crew Headcanons:

(Pets Edition!)

(This ended up being a lot longer than i originally thought it would be, so i'm going to be putting the rest of it under the cut, sorry!)

•Huxley:

Huxley owns a bearded dragon! I think that he would like a pet thats fairly easy-going, something that he can just sit and chill with while he read or writes. it would be spoiled rotten too, of course. Huge tank, multiple heat lamps, plenty of places for it to hide, and climb, and burrow. He'll occasionally take it outside and sit with it in his garden, letting it soak in all the natural sunlight. Damien has also caught him multiple times trying to teach it tricks. Hux read online somewhere that they can be taught simple commands, and he ran with the idea of his beardie learning to fetch. Its going about as well as you think it would. Oh well. they both seem happy.

•Damien:

I don't really see Damien as a big pet person to be honest! He would be one of those people that makes a big fuss about not wanting a pet because it would, "destroy the house" or he would try and pull the, "we don't have enough space for a pet" card, but eventually, after some heavyyy convincing from Hux, he gets one (begrudgingly of course). And, not because he likes it or anything, he buys it a cute little collar, and some fancy new bowls, and a new bed. And, not because he cares about it or anything, he lets it sleep with him and Huxley in bed(purely because Huxley likes to cuddle with it, of course). And, it’s solely a coincidence, that when their new pet comes running between their feet during dinner, he just so happens to clumsily drop a small bit of human food on the floor…But yea, no, he's definitely not a big pet person.

•Gavin:

Gavin also doesn't seem like much of a pet person to me! He's less of the Damien type about it though, he won’t feign disintrest in a cute new puppy or a skittish little rabbit. He would like something simple to care for though. I could see Gavin with a cat! Just imagine it, Freelancer coming home after a long day at DAMN, silently praying Gav had already done the chores they have been trying to ignore for the past few days. They unlock the door and step into their cozy little apartment. Finally. The bag gets thrown to the floor, shoes hurriedly come off and. Oh. Theres Gavin. On the couch. Half asleep and cuddled up with their cat. They reach over and gently hold the side of his face, silently asking if they can join them. Ha, as if they had to ask.

•Freelancer:

Freelancer seems like the type of person to own a dog! They love going out with Gavin and walking it around the neighborhood. I can also see them taking Caelum out on walks with them as well! He loves seeing how fast he can run, and tries to race the dog up the sidewalk of the street. He still hasn't won. Yet. Freelancer thinks its funny to watch as Gavin tries not to look insane while running after a child who seemingly isn't there. The walk home is their favorite part, though. Getting inside, all tired and cuddled up on the couch with their little family. It makes the rest of the world feel so small. After all the chaos in the beginning of their little adventure, they love the peace they get to feel running their hands lazily through their dogs fur.

•Lasko:

I think Lasko would be one of those people to be really into collecting things, which is why i think he would be one of those bug collectors. I know in one of the Reductive Audio videos he was assigned as that one picture of the person holding that huge snail (LOL) so maybe thats why, but I just love the idea of Lasko of all people having these interesting pets! He loves them more than anything, you just know. He's done all the research before hand on all of their care needs and he knows all of the exact temperatures and conditions each of his bug children needs to thrive. When Dear first came over, he was a bit nervous that they would be, well, a bit nervous around his pets, but after they got over their initial weariness, they actually think they're kinda cute. Kinda. Seeing Lasko's eyes light up as he nervously infodumped about blue death feigning beetles definitely made them seem a little less intimidating. A little.

•Dear:

Dear is another person I could see having an unconventional pet! I think they would have a snake, specifically a ball python! Dear thinks that their little puppy dog faces are so cute, and is definitely one of those pet parents whose camera roll is full of pictures of their pet doing absolutely nothing. They would carry it around their neck while they're doing simple chores around the house and grading classwork. I can also see them and Lasko bonding over their weird pets and how misunderstood they are! They take turns showing each other their enclosures and trying to get each other more comfortable holding their respective pet(s). Lasko finds it relaxing to stroke their snakes scales; Dear finds it manageable to hold the stick bug...for a few seconds. they're getting there.

(This is my first time writing something like this, I hope that isn't too obvious haha! Thank you for reading!❤︎)

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THIS WAS SUCH A SCARY NOTIFICATION TO GET OMG

Hello…STALKER.

Everybody say thank you to Jay for giving me the confidence to actually start posting wooo!

(I have some head canons I’m cooking up for later👀)(shhh)

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⤷ Hush

⤷ Guy

⤷ Milo

⤷ Damien

⤷ Freelancer

⤷ Vega

⤷ Aaron

⤷ Blake

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⤷ The Listeners

⤷ The Redacted YT Channel

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•Mostly just Redacted Audio stuff

•My main(?) is @lemsonade

•Keylime/Lems

•I love all of my husbands❤︎

•That’s all, thank you for reading!