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kittykatthatbitesback · 2 months

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Hey! I love your beach head canons, and I would love to see your take on the Hazbin Hotel characters on a road trip/maybe a trip to a theme park? I feel like that would be cute lol.

Yes of course! This sounds so fun but I decided to make it a road trip to wherever the reader decides (Theme park, wherever)! This actually works perfectly as a prequel/sequel to my Beach Trip! Headcanons I've posted. Hope you enjoy!

Hazbin Hotel Road Trip! Headcanons

Characters: Charlie, Vaggie, Alastor, Angeldust, Husk, Sir Pentious, Vox, Lucifer, Adam, and Cherri Bomb

Charlie 🐐🫶

Originally wanted to be the one to drive, but Vaggie figured her inclination to be distracted by anything on the side of the road would cause everyone to crash, so Vaggie refused to let her drive at any point

Doesn’t even have her license so she wouldn’t be able to drive anyways so

“Ugh fine! Well, then, I call shotgun!!”

Went from Princess of Hell to passenger princess hehe

Was upset at not driving but got over it quickly as realizing she enjoys the view more than driving

“Oh my gosh look at those deer! Wait there’s more over there! Wait. Did we just drive past the rest area, I need to pee again!!”

Constantly nags the driver by chitchatting to them, regardless if they’re listening

A bad habit of hers is playfully hitting others when Charlie talks, but she forgets to not do this when driving

A couple of minor accidents nearly occur but she is unfazed

Is so pumped and asks to stop and look at any roadside attraction

It begins to become a bit annoying after a while

Vaggie ❌🥀

Is the one who drives for the most part on this road trip

Is a bit grumbly because she was woken up so early by an eager Charlie to go on this trip and needs her beauty sleep

Is the only one who can handle Charlie’s constant nagging and pushing, and is also the only one with a license out of the whole group, so logically the ex-Angel is the one who drives

Only pays attention to the road and not Charlie unfortunately for maximum safety

Is sipping on a large Circle K cup that she filled with Monster Energy prior to the trip

This just barely wakes her enough to watch the road

Has a bit of road rage but these guys are from Hell, what can you expect

Refuses to waste gas so only stops for gas when the car is literally empty

Empty like everyone else had to get out of the car and push it to the nearest gas station that was three miles away, empty

“Come on guys, we’re almost there.” She’ll say smugly sipping her Monster from within the car in the AC

Alastor 🦌📻

Was invited on this road trip, but ended up driving on his own to their destination

Yes, he doesn’t have a license, but he’s the Radio Demon he does what he pleases

Mainly decided to drive separately so that he could listen to his radio in peace without complaints or extra unnecessary noise

Is listening to jazz, and keeps on repeating the songs: “Fly Me to the Moon” and “Sing, Sing, Sing”

Also prefers to be alone, he vibes better that way and is more in his element

Drives the coolest, red, vintage pick up truck ever

All the girls and guys at the stop lights are just fawning over him but the Radio Demon can’t see anything past the road in his shades

Drives super fast and only stops for gas, which considering the age of his truck, ends up happening often

Angeldust 🕷️❤️‍🔥

Wanted to get one of those party buses with the strip poles inside but now has to make do with the crew’s giant van

Enough space to do lines of coke so it’s okay

Obviously snuck in drugs and alcohol, this is a given, it’s Angeldust come on

“I call aux!!” and plays his playlist titled Cunty B*tch

It’s a bunch of Ayesha Erotica, Kesha, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, etc.

Screams all of the songs at the top of his lungs while hanging out of the window

“HE MIGHT NOT LOOK LIKE HE GETS BITCHES, BUT HONEY THAT DICK WAS ELEVEN INCHES!”

Husk has to pull him inside but he’s just having the time of his life

Loud as Hell but provides the entertainment, and Vaggie appreciates his music taste

Has to get Vaggie to pull over and proceeds to violently throw up all the alcohol he chugged earlier on the side of the highway as Cherri films laughing from inside the van

Immediately falls asleep after this embarrassing moment as the aftermath of his “fun” takes a toll on him

Husk 🐈‍⬛🥃

Was planning to catch up on missed hours of sleep by dozing through this entire trip, but Angeldust made this quite hard

Is wrapped up in a blanket, eye mask on, earplugs in, headphones on, neck pillow propped, and stuffed toy snuggled (HE SLEEPS WITH A STUFFED TOY OMG)

It’s a miniature Pegasus he named after his favorite drink: Whiskey

Angeldust, Cherri, and Adam won’t stop making fun of him the entire trip

This, plus Angeldust’s music, Charlie’s nonstop talking causes Husk to EXPLODE

“IF YOU ALL DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND!”

But his geared-up sleep ware makes him look a bit goofy as he shouts this, so everyone instead bursts out laughing

The feline just grumbles to himself as he decides to just stare out the window depressingly for the rest of the ride

Gets bored and ends up practicing Poker and Solitaire with the cards he brought

Is also keeping an eye on Angeldust who at first was off the wall

Once Angeldust passes out, Husk covers him with his blanket so he’s not cold (aww)

Sir Pentious 🐍🥚

Actually was the one who designed and crafted the van

The original van wasn’t big enough for the whole crew after Cherri decided to join in last minute, so of course the snake is going to build an ENTIRE new vehicle for his Cherri Bomb <3

Engineered the van for maximum comfort and refused Angeldust’s pleads for strip poles inside; “Thossse would be ssso uneccesssary!”

Instead, he included luxurious feet space, and AC and heater system throughout the whole van, seats with massaging for backs and feet, mini TVs on the back of each seat, and a fancy mini fridge for food

Also built miniature seats for his Egg Bois with built-in heating pads in case they get too cold in the AC

These Egg Bois have a really specific temperature range they can survive in, so those same heating pads were engineered by Sir Pentious to also work as cooling pads

“Anything for my babiesss”

Came extra prepared and was the only one to bring snacks and drinks to put in the cooler

Is constantly offering Cherri a water or coke whenever she is “looking a bit dehydrated”

Which happens to be every 2 minutes according to him

Is trying so hard to flex on her the fact that he built the van

“Ssssoo Cherri, how are you enjoying the back masssssage? I programmed it to perfectly meet the needsss of a beautiful lady like you”

Bro with 0 rizz somehow ends up charming her

Vox 🖥️⚡️

This TV ignores the mini TVs Sir Pentious built arguing they’re “not of top Vox quality”

Tries to hijack them to prove his point, but Sir Pentious is smarter than that and even his mini TVs are Vox-resistant

Ego bruised, now tries to hijack the radio to turn off Angeldust’s loud ass music, but Sir Pentious ALSO came prepared for that

Sir Pentious even shaped his seat and headrest to fit Vox’s big ass TV head perfectly, so Vox isn’t able to complain about anything

Now an upset Vox is left to sit in silence for most of the trip

Will chime in occasionally to the conversations but you can tell his pride was hurt

Spends his hours of silence to brainstorm ways to defeat Alastor

Lucifer 🪽🐤

Brought his rubber duckies to play house with them on the ride

To everyone’s surprise, knows all the lyrics to all of Angeldust’s songs

“What! I enjoy these too!” Proceeds to lip sync them in the most fruity way

Is Lucifer straight or gay? Bi? No one knows.

Is definitely that one person in a car ride to try to start a game of “100 bottles of beer on a wall” or the game of concentration

LIVES for these games

“20 questions” is his favorite

Tries to get everyone involved and yells at Husk once he sees he’s playing his own game of Poker

Husk suggests that Lucifer should play the silent game

Will try to convince the others to play by reciting them old dad jokes

This does not work

Adam 🎸🤘

Will definitely pig out on all of those snack Sir Pentious brought

“YO WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BEER”

Forces Vaggie to stop at a gas station 5 minutes into the trip to buy 3 twelve packs of beer

Is absolutely in his happy place with the massage chair, vast feet space, TV playing “Too Hot to Handle”, chips, and beer

Is the only one who manages to trash his space with wrappers, spills, and crumbs

Does not give a fuck

Has his window down, sunglasses on, and wind blowing in his face while he just yells

Shouts and catcalls to every hot chick they pass by

Brought an air horn to do that more efficiently while on the highway

Is seated next to Vox so is taunting and teasing him about the whole incident earlier

“Hmm not so tough anymore huh? Even these mini TVs are doing a better job than you!”

Is a bit of a menace

Cherri Bomb 🍒💣

Only joined last minute for the trip because she thought it would be lame at first

But Angeldust promised to bring along drugs and alcohol so she agreed

Made a certain snake sooo happy that she decided to come

Is constantly nagged by him throughout this whole trip but she has grown used to it

She even starts to think it’s cute how much he cares

Has to stop to go pee so often because of all the beverages Sir Pentious keeps offering her

Doesn’t wait for a rest area, will pop a squat on the side of the road

Sings along with Angeldust (and Lucifer??) to all the songs

Actually she’s the one who made the playlist and shared it with Angeldust ;)

“Ooh ooh skip this one, the next one’s even better!”

Brought an Erotica novel to read (she usually just skips to the good parts)

Is glad to be sitting next to Angeldust but still films him as he throws up so that they can joke about it later

Passes time with him playing, Fuck, Marry, Kill

She ends up answering Fuck to all the options

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kittykatthatbitesback · 2 months

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Why is this so accurate 😭

Like even though Alastor is technically a deer, he gives off cat vibes

I can’t get enough of this silly guy

Original idea by @/coma_0423 on twitter

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kittykatthatbitesback · 2 months

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Our Last Chance

Alastor x Reader Smut

A/N: Hey guys, decided to try something a bit spicier if you know what I mean ;) enjoy

Word count: 2122

Sneak peak:

You hung your head down looking at your elbows folded onto the arm holding on for support, your pussy trying its best not to rip open from his sheer girth and size. It was the most pleasant kind fear. The fact that Alastor could kill you even with his dick was turning you on even more, as some of your juices mixed with his dripped down your legs. He spread your legs even wider with his knees, to get even deeper. You loved the way he manhandled you, while he loved the way the entirety of his length was being sucked in and out of your pussy.

It was Extermination Day in Hell. Chaos was ensuing just outside the doors of the Hazbin Hotel, Angel and Demon blood being shed on each corner of the streets as blood-curdling screams fill the air. Everyone was outside fighting with all of their might and weapons, everyone except for you. Alastor had been searching for you right after he had been defeated by Adam on the rooftop. Adam’s victory had stolen all hope Alastor had for defeating the Angels and the Radio Demon felt as if his world was going to end soon. That’s why he knew exactly what he needed to do.

After desperately running all around Hell to find his favorite face, he eventually found you anxiously pacing in circles in the lobby stressing over the killing spree outside. Alastor rushed as fast as his injuries allowed him and approached you from behind. His wounds were making it hard for him to speak. He decided to instead let his actions do the talking. He raised one hand to your shoulder to knock you out of your daze and bring you to the real world. When that didn’t work, he nudged a bit harder and turned you around to face his front and have your eyes meet his.

“What do you want?” You nearly screamed, clearly frightened and not in a good mood, over thinking about the future of the hotel.

Alastor said nothing, simply let his eyes flit to your lips and trailed his hand down your shoulder to your forearm, grip getting tighter in a hinting way. Trying his best to initiate skin contact, the only thing he wanted right now was to put his dick in your cunt and his mouth on your beautiful body. He wanted to let you know how appreciated and loved you are, to whisper in your ear how well you’ve already protected this hotel as well as some other vulgar thoughts he had always only kept to himself. But there was no future and no other time, right now was the moment to do what he always wanted to do with you.

After your exclamation you pulled yourself away, spinning on your heel in a fit of anger until Alastor’s arm shot out, grabbed and pulled you in with a strength you’ve never felt before so that your back was flush against his front, your curves fitting nicely into his shape, as if you were sculpted specifically for him. It was at this moment that you truly realized that Alastor always downplayed his strength, not only was he one of the most powerful overlords, but he was also a man, really a Demon, yet still a man with primal needs. You could feel everything, his breath on your neck, his nose tracing along your neck, the python-tight squeeze of his hands across your ribs and lower stomach, his legs weaving through yours. His right hand moved down to your ass, giving you a strong squeeze and proceeded to rub circles along the length of your thigh.

“I’ve always particularly liked your ass y/n, one of the prettiest I’ve ever seen” but he said this to you not looking down at your body but slightly craning his neck to look down into your eyes.

“Alastor! There are Sinners outside being mercilessly hunted down and exterminated! I need to figure out a way to save them!” You try to shove Alastor away, but his arms wrapped you into an iron tight cage and all you could do is squirm in place, struggling against his sheer power. Your jerky movements, up and down, side to side, forward and backwards, was rubbing up against Alastor’s cock in the most delicious way. He couldn’t help as his pants grew tight. You froze like a deer in headlights when you felt his bigger than expected dick alarmingly pressing into your ass, scaring you a bit. Even in his pants, this was a size you never had ever seen, let alone felt.

Alastor sensing a change in your attitude, moved his body in a sexually rhythmic motion and you allowed yourself to be swept away into this dance, laughing and feeling your spirits already being lifted. After your laughter died down you realized you both had liked it more than you would like to admit, but Alastor was already past that. Now it was up to you. You began pushing harder back into him, slightly bending forward allowing him to bend with you, having him almost cradle you in his arms. His body was flushed against your back and Alastor held onto you so tight that all of your worries about the extermination disappeared. The only thoughts flooding your head had to do with a certain Radio Demon’s hands roaming your body, searching for your entrance of pleasure. Head tilting back, you opened your mouth hesitating slightly as his lips hovered over yours. Alastor suddenly brought his lips down to meet yours, connecting your bodies by the mouth furiously and with an urgency you’ve never felt from him before. The tone of his actions was reciprocated by you as the kiss quickly became more heated. Yes, the world was ending just a couple meters away outside the doors, but this was your last chance you’ll probably ever have to listen to what your body wants.

Even just kissing Alastor was too much, you begun to see stars behind your closed eyes and your breaths were becoming ragged and more desperate with each second. The way he intertwined his lips with yours was making you moan into his mouth, and he scooped you up into his arms to take this to the next level. Not breaking the bond between your lips, Alastor carried you to the glamorous French sofa in the lobby and threw you onto it. You both feverishly ripped your clothes off and soon both bodies were exposed.

You wasted no time trying to kiss his mouth, but Alastor began working downwards, sucking and giving you hickeys on your neck, tracing the curvature of your breasts with his tongue, and slowly inching even further down. His hands holding your ribs to keep you in place while simultaneously twisting your nipples, Alastor traced a breath just below your navel causing you to draw a sharp breath. He looked up at you and you knew where he was about to go. Alastor didn’t expect things to take this turn but all he wanted before the world ended was to give pleasure and worship your body. But you on the other hand, you needed more. You needed him inside of you. Just as Alastor slid your soaked panties out of the way, you interrupted him, forcing him to look you in the eyes,

“No Alastor. I need you to fuck me. And fuck me hard.” His expression was priceless.

It was a mixture of shock and something else you couldn’t quite name. But before you could try to figure it out, Alastor had grabbed you by the hips and flipped you over so that you were resting over the arm of the sofa. Alastor understood you perfectly well and was already way ahead of you. Your pussy was dripping wet with your juices, just crying out for Alastor’s cock which was already dripping a bit of precum. He didn’t bother to put on a condom, they didn’t have the time. The hotel shook from the shock waves of a nearby explosion, adding to the urgency of this situation. Alastor wished he could make this last longer, but you both were rushing, desperate to do it at least once before you came to your surmises.

Alastor and you had resolved to make these the last best moments of your lives. Prepping your gaping hole by sticking two fingers in, Alastor pulled them out and slid them across your clit, eliciting a soft moan from your lips. Pulling is hand out to replace it with his cock, Alastor pushed with his hips all the way in, you pussy eagerly swallowing him whole. His balls were flushed against your clit and he bent over to stick his fingers drenched with your own fluids into your mouth. You obediently opened and sucked on his middle and pointer fingers as he slightly swirled them, shifting his hips as well as to rub against your clit. Your cunt was so tight, so warm, so wet, that it took all of Alastor’s will power to hold still. You reached your arm around to grab him from behind and started to move back and forth, tired of waiting.

“Y/N, are you sure you want this? Once I start, I won’t be able to stop.” Alastor tried to warn you, his fingers still in your mouth, slightly tugging your lips.

You turned around to look him in the eyes and nodded your head slowly. Immediately, Alastor placed his hands on your hips, getting a good grip and began to slowly thrust. Each thrust was deep and drawn out, causing your body to shake from the amount of force he put into it. His pace was increasing, but the strength remained still as powerful before. You hung your head down looking at your elbows folded onto the arm holding on for support, your pussy trying its best not to rip open from his sheer girth and size. It was the most pleasant kind fear. The fact that Alastor could kill you even with his dick was turning you on even more, as some of your juices mixed with his dripped down your legs. He spread your legs even wider with his knees, to get even deeper. You loved the way he manhandled you, while he loved the way the entirety of his length was being sucked in and out of your pussy. It mesmerized Alastor and he stared in a trance at the way your ass hit his hips repeatedly. Skin slapping against skin filled the hotel lobby and anyone in the hotel would have been able to hear this plus your moaning in harmony with Alator’s grunting.

He pushed one hand on your back, forcing your bouncing tits close enough to the sofa to rub against the fabric, giving you even more pleasurable stimulation. You let out a cry as you feel him crawling his other hand into your hair, curling his fingers into a tight grip, and yanking your head up to get a look at your face. His thrusts were impossibly fast and you felt a knot building in your lower stomach. He was fucking you into oblivion and you both were feeding on your pure instincts, becoming animalistic. He pulled you back high enough to give you a messy kiss as you could feel his dick throbbing and twitching inside of you. You were so close and the hand on your hips slipped down front between your legs to rub ferociously at your clit. That little knot inside of you grew bigger, bigger, and bigger until it exploded, sending you the most intense waves of pleasure you’d ever felt. As you rode out your waves of ecstasy out, Alastor did not slow his pace down, fingers nor thrusts, instead speeding them up and as your pussy clenched and squeezed around his cock. When he approached his orgasm as well, cries and groans filled the sticky air. His thrusts were now sloppy and after he gave one final deep thrust, Alastor rested his head on the small of your back and you felt some of his cum spill out of your cunt. His heavy breaths tickled your back as he laid his forehead on it. He glided his hands up and down your back in a comforting way and he flipped you around to look deep into your eyes. You kissed and drew your hands up to his ruffled hair and as his bare chest laid down on yours, he said out loud,

“I wish we could just stay here forever.” You smiled at him, closed your eyes, and mumbled a soft agreement.

Despite the war raging on outside, you guys laid in each others arms and fell asleep for the rest of the night. By the time the night was over and dawn was rising, Alastor and you had woken up to an excited Charlie already renovating the hotel.

“We won guys! The Extermination is over and Adam is dead!” Charlie was just beaming with joy.

You looked to Alastor the same second he looked to you, unable to contain your grins, aware of what this would mean.

“Round two?” Alastor smirked at you.

You looked away in embarrassment being in front of Charlie, but slyly snuck a hand

down to his pants to grope his dick.

“After you.”

A/N: AHHHHHHH WTF DID I JUST WRITE THAT

pls let me know if you have any comments or requests I'd be glad to take them :)

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kittykatthatbitesback · 2 months

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Hazbin Hotel Beach Trip! Headcanons ;)

Characters: Charlie, Vaggie, Alastor, Angeldust, Husk, Sir Pentious, Vox, Lucifer, Adam, and Cherri Bomb

A/N: Y'all guess who's already ready for summer to start? These are gonna be my first headcanons, I had so much fun creating them, enjoy <3

Charlie 🐐🫶

The optimistic Princess of Hell loooves going to the beach

Growing up in the sweltering armpit of Hell has caused her to love the heat, but also crave the refreshing coolness of the salty ocean

Has so much fun slashing in the waves and dragging a resistant Vaggie into the water with her

“Come on Vaggie, it will be so FUUNNNNN, ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh”

Brings all sorts of fun toys and trinkets to play with at the beach

Volleyball, beachball, speaker, sand castle buckets and shovels, floaties, and a surf board

Is currently struggling to learn how to surf, but is determined to get good at it

Wears the most extravagant, tropical, neon pink swimsuit

Would definitely start an epic game of Marco Polo with the others

Her competitive nature would cause the game to escalate quickly into a war-like battle

Will be in a good mood for the next couple of days because she is so grateful that she can go to the beach with her friends and experience this mini vacation

Vaggie ❌🥀

Vaggie is very much like a cat in water, she is practically hydrophobic

Has a thick layer of sunscreen, the largest sunglasses and sun hat, and will only stay underneath an umbrella

Stands in the sand with her arms cross refusing to get even a drop of water on her

Is wearing one of those scuba gear under suits, all black stretching down her arms and legs so that if water does get on her it doesn’t actually touch her skin

If someone tries to drag her into the ocean, the ex-angel grounds her feet into the sand, taking a battle stance, and threatens to gouge out their eyes

Unlessss it’s Charlie

For Charlie she will do anything

Despite her disdain for the water, watching Charlie have fun splashing in the waves causes a slight smile to form on her face, cracking her previous resting bitch face

Will go as far as to build sand castles and catch tiny crabs for Charlie so that she can please her

Tries helping her learn how to surf but is also is terrible at it

Alastor 🦌📻

Alastor originally said he wasn’t going to go on this beach trip, yet somehow was found already lying on a beach chair by the time everyone arrived at the beach

Is wearing a Hawaiian T-shirt and red trunks

Brought a mini radio to drown out Charlie’s obnoxiously loud speaker, although ends up being isolated since no one else wants to listen to his old-time corny jazz music

Even though it’s lowkey a vibe

Actually prefers to have this new 50 feet radius of isolation, although Vox sometimes will sneak up on him to kick sand at him

Goes full on Radio Demon mode causing Vox to freeze in fear and slowly back up back to the rest of the group

Doesn’t go into the water and instead spends his time sunbathing to brainstorm evil masterplans like taking over Hell and ruining Vox’s life

Will send his shadows to go check up on the others’ beach adventures but will stick to himself

Also uses this time to practice his singing, specifically to the song “We’ll Meet Again”

Angeldust 🕷️❤️‍🔥

Definitely is using his relaxation time to show off his new, sexy, hot pink thong

Is matching with Cherri and they’re serving cunt

Lies down on the towel in promiscuous poses to catch a certain grey cat’s eyes

Dances and makes choreographies with Cherri and Nifty to Charlie’s music

Snuck alcohol and drugs in that Charlie had to take away for the sake of “One normal vacation trip!”

“Aw come awn Charlie, a little fun never hurt no one”

Charlie does not buy this and refuses to let Angel turn this beach trip into something else

Walks along the beach shore to flirt with other beach goers and ends being a cheerleader for some hot hunks playing volleyball

Is dragged back to Charlie and the others by a very annoyed Husk

Husk 🐈‍⬛🍸

Being a cat, obviously is not a huge fan of the water

Really only went for the company of a certain spider

Keeps his eye on him underneath his dark sunglasses, making sure Angeldust doesn’t get into some serious trouble

Was the one who helped Angeldust sneak the alcohol in and argues with Charlie that she can’t take away the alcohol because it’s his

“Charlie I swear to Satan, you better not throw away my supply of alcohol that’s for the hotel” “Then why would you bring it here?” Husk is left dumbfounded and ends up chugging it all down ignoring Charlie’s protests

Drunk Husk tries to play volleyball with the others, ends up stumbling around and falls into the sand after being hit in the face with the ball

Drunk Husk also exposes his jealous nature and after he sees Angel flirting with the hunks he stomps over to drag a whiney Angel back

Sir Pentious 🐍🥚

Treats this trip as if it was a super important team mission, checking up constantly on the others and not resting until everything is perfect

Came to the beach in his blue soldier blazer and refuses to take it off even when swimming in case “a violent battle commences!”

Being a cold-blooded reptile, he ends up sunbathing for hours straight up raw: no sunscreen, no sunglasses, no umbrella or tent, bro is NOT afraid of a little sun

But is very much afraid of his Egg Bois boiling in the sun so as a precaution prior to the trip he engineered a clear cooler to fill with cold water that can drive around the beach kind of like a space rover

“My neeeeww invention called the Ultimate 360 Beach Sssimulator! allowsss for my Egg Boiss to sssee through the plexiglass walls and ssee their ssurroundings while sstimulating the wavessss of the ocean with cold water and hydro jetss! As well, there isss a waterproof joystick inside sso that they may maneuver wherever they pleasse!” “Thanks boss! I feel so relaxed and refreshed!” “Anything for my preciousss babiesss”

Can rest now that his Egg Bois are guaranteed to not cook in the sun

Being a snake he thinks it’s fun to pretend to be an electric eel and play pranks on the others

Specifically on Cherri

Until she decides to absolutely obliterate him and stomped on him slithering through the water

It hurt but he lowkey was into it 😉

Vox ⚡️📺

The beach is not exactly Vox’s thing, and no one understand why he tagged along on this beach trip

Being an actual TV, he begins to overheat and his screen starts glitching and flashing random colors (uh oh the TV’s buffering!)

He also can’t be in the water… because he is a LITERAL TV

This is the one time he feels insecure about himself because he is unable to do practically anything at the beach

Put on sunscreen? No, that would mess up his hardwire. Build sandcastles? No, the sand would clog up his cracks. Play volleyball? No, the ball might crack his screen.

At least he looked good, he specifically bought holographic trunks, although he only wore them for 20 minutes because had to leave early

Was so glad to be back in air conditioning and far away from any large body of water

Lucifer 🪽🐤

The King of Hell acts like the most stereotypical tourist at this tropical beach, my god

Is of course wearing a bright red and orange Hawaiian t-shirt with a pink lei hanging around his neck, and came with a digital camera to take photos of the whole experience

“We’re going to remember this forever! Everyone say Satan!” 📸

Brought a bunch of his rubber duckies to float with him in the ocean

This white as hell angel needs a whole three inch layer of sunscreen all over his body, and brought a whole ass tent which he magically set up in a flash with his “pure angelic poweeer”

Was the most excited to go on this trip and is already freaking out over the fact that there’s a snow cone truck by the shore

“I want to get a large one with Tiger’s Blood and watermelon syrup and—oh Charlie, look, they have a piña colada flavor too!”

It’s obvious Charlie gets her optimism from her father

Is running around the beach trying to do everything he could in the time that they had

Adam 🎸🤘

The first man is definitely living out his hot dilf summer

Brought beer and ends up hanging out with those hunks Angeldust was flirting with earlier

Has a cap on backwards, sunglasses, typical frat guy look, but is honestly looking pretty rad

Blaring rock from his boombox he dragged all the way to the beach

“LET’S PARTYYY!! WOOHOOOO”

Brought some fishing lines as well to catch fish with his fellow “bros” just for him to slack off and accidently have his line get snatched into the ocean by some strong fish

Could care less and is only here for a good time

Cherri Bomb 🍒💣

The bad ass Aussie sure knows how to have some fun at a beach

Has lots of practice back in Australia surfing, so is obviously a boss at this and throws her bombs in the ocean to create the most massive waves to ride on

Literally so cool, although she ends up nearly drowning everyone and it was at this point that Vox decided to leave

Is matching with Angeldust with her hot pink cunty bikini

Helped sneak in Angel’s flasks and stashed some drugs by hiding them inside her swimsuit bra

Is crazy energetic, has so much energy throughout this entire trip, that even afterwards on the car ride home she is belting songs at the top of her lungs

Yet when they arrive back at the hotel she is the first to pass out on the sofa

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