#wttsh new hampshire

[dailymothanon]

hi hi hi hi might I request some rhode x alaska? :))

Yeahh B) it’s a qualification for anyone to get absolutely tuckered out snooze fest near hibernation style when they get with Alaska it’s in the contract 🐻 big chill guy… little fighter dude… I see how it is

Have this bonus thing. I cannot elaborate on why I made it

[northduhcodeuh]

Giggles teehee

Erm NH art?

New Hampshire.

So it appears you’ve chosen “or die” today 🤨

Did I use Texas on the rocking horse as a pose reference. Yes, yes I did.

[alaskasbignaturals]

new hamp shire :P

i figured i should do more new england designs so i started with new hampshire- I'm still fleshing out this design and i plan to add either a birthmark or tattoo of nine stars to reference his place as the ninth state and also his flag has them too so ye (i just cant decide where to put em)

[goldengay49]

Vermont: …

New Hampshire: whats wrong?

Vermont: my blood sugars low but the dog wants my snacks…

[alaskashigh]

october reminds me of new hampshire and vermont. idk what it is just something about them and their sweet marriage (headcanon) clicks with fall and october for me.

also they smell like pumpkin spice, for some reason

[kyistell]

I got bored few days ago and had this idea that the New states have a group chat sooooo heres the New state GC that no asked for :D

Chap one: Oops all the new kids

Chat- New Brethren

Newie: So remind me again why we aren’t eating at Jerz?

Yorkadam: He let Florida in his house

Nex Mex: yikes

New Mex: is jerry still alive?

Yorkadam: Considering he is looking over my shoulder, yes he is alive

Newie: Damn thought this woulda killed him

Yorkadam: He says “Fuck you”

Newie: 🖕

Nex Mex: wait why cant jerry just type on his fone?

Yorkadam: Also Florida

Newie: WAIT!!!

Newie: Did Florida blow up his kitchen AND his phone!!???

Yorkadam: Yep

Nex Mex: daaammmmnnn 

New Mex: doulbe homiecide

Yorkadam: “FUCK YOU!!”

Newie: Ooooo Jerz is angy

New Mex: hehe angy

Yorkadam: Be warned, Jerkae tele’d

Newie: Ah shittiobweiufhubewgowefub

New Mex: L

Newie: your next.

Newie is now offline

New Mex: hahaha look at this thing i suddenly gots ta do

Nex Mex is now offline

Yorkdam: God damn it Jerkae

4 hours later

Newie is now online

Newie: Jerz you are the worst you know that

Jerry™: oh I am absolutely aware

Newie: Absolute psychopath

Yorkadam: Your acting like we didn’t know this already

Newie: Fair point

Newie: Btw where is Nexico?

Newie: Figured he would have got on by now

Jerry™: I got em

Jerry™: turns out snow and a 80 degree state don mix so well

Newie: Jerz wtf?

Jerry™: listen at first it was light torture as pay back and then it turned into a bill nye the science guy ep

Jerry™: not my fault

Newie: How???

Yorkadam: I chose not to question that, it’s best you don’t as well

Yorkadam: That reminds me, you didn’t get hit too badly did ya?

Yorkadam: We could always get Masshole or Conny to look at it

Newie: Nahh don’t worry

Newie: It’s just bruised but I’m pretty confident its not broken

Jerry™: ah shit I didnt hurt ya loads did I?

Jerry™: you can pop down to my room if ya want

Jerry™: I got south park running and ice/heat packs

Yorkadam: Oh great, worried Jerkae is out

Newie: Shh shh Yorkie

Newie: I want love

Newie: I’ll be right there

Yorkadam: Sigh, I’ll bring pizza

Jerry™: that pizza better be from one of my places or so help me god

Yorkadam: As per usual, I’m getting pizza from my place and ya can’t stop me

Jerry™: I ll starve danke

Newie: Oh for Treeza’s sake just get pizza from Dominoes

Yorkadam: Oh hell no

Jerry™: if you ever suggest that again Im going to kill you zero hesitation

Newie: Damn okay fine

Newie: Just didn’t want yous to murder each other over food again was all

Jerry™: its my room so its my pizza ur gettin

Yorkadam: I’m the won getting the food dipshit, so I get to pick

Newie: Wait isn’t it technically Nexicos room?

Newie: Since it was assigned to him before yous two switched?

Jerry™: ……

Yorkadam: …So I’ll just grab Papa Johns?

Jerry™: yeah…papa j works

Yorkadam: Cool cool, be there in ten

Yorkadam is now offline

Newie: Wait so all I have to do to get yous to stop fighting is just mention that it wasn’t your room first?

Newie: Wicked!!

Jerry™: Fuck you and fuck off.

[tigerdrachin]

This didn't take as long as I thought it would.

I made drabbles (are those drabbles?) for the pictures too

Feel free to make your own to the scenarios would love to see them :)

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0.

ruffled feathers

The second Oklahoma walked into the kitchen, Alaska knew something was off. The other just looked more irritated than usual, his wings flapping randomly and more of a mess than they normally were. It was as if the smaller state was constantly checking that he could still move them.

Texas who had been standing next to him looked just as confused about this as he was, maybe even a little concerned for his 'rival', them pinning each other was honestly painful to watch, but that's a different story.

After the disgruntled state got his coffee he left through the door to the garden, wings still flapping periodically leaving the two taller states confused in the livingroom.

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1.

That time gov got thrown down the stairs

Louisiana didn't get much off a warning, before a loud crash from the staircase was causing him to jump.

While he got up from the couch, to look for the cause of it, he could hear very shrill shrieks and loud shouts in a southern accent.

As he moved around the corner, to the staircase, he saw gov of all people laying at the foot of the stairs and a very angry bird man flailing his wings and screaming at the other, between thrills, in not uncertain words to not come near his room ever again.

The fed looked mortified, mouth agape, sharp snake teeth to be seen, utterly terrified.

After a while the angry state turned on his heal, having made his point very clear and walked back to his room, closing the door with a bang.

Gov just sat there for a good few seconds before looking at Loui "what just happened?"

"sha, OK isn't font of people invading his space."

"I wasn't even near him!" The fed looked a little offended at the assumption that he would do something like that.

"mais, it's April, till August he will be aggressive enough 'ta fight Texas just for lookin' wrong at 'im " Loui had to stifle a snicker about the memory where Oklahoma beat the ever loving crap out of Texas a few years ago just because 'he lives to close to me'. Yeah, the southerner means business when it comes to defending what's his. "Nobody ever set foot in his room for a reason, sha."

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2.

The day a bird of pray fell from the sky

The states had gone to a field which ofcourse meant that the states that could fly took full advantage of the unobstructed sky.

New Hampshire quickly got bored of rough housing with NJ tho, the only other northeastern state that could fly, as the other couldn't fly as high, being a bat and all, so he resorted to letting the wind guide him the other states just being little dots from up here.

Florida and Alaska were the only ones actively watching the others fly and Florida was only really intrested in Louisiana so there was no point in showing of what he could do.

So the hawk slowly got closer to the ground, till he saw another smaller state flying at rapid speeds.

He didn't know who it was, he really didn't care enough to be aware of who every state is. Maybe one of the midwestern states?

It didn't really matter as he got closer to the state, he wanted to have some action and what better way to get that then scarring a little bird?

Live free or die, right?

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New Hampshire really didn't know how they got to this point but who was he to care. The other state and him where in a chase after a series of events of him annoying the smaller bird.

What he didn't expected was the folding of the others tail feathers, he couldn't do that, the motion almost looking like a scissor closing, making a sharp turn.

All of a sudden the northeastern state felt a kick in the chest making him lose hight and balance nearly plummeting to the ground.

Before he could regain composure tho, there was a weight on his back, now he had lost all control and the ground was coming nearer.

Panic was raising up in the northeasterner, as the ground came nearer. He looked at the one responsible for them both falling, wings were neatly folded behind his back, tail feathers closed and only a maniac smile to be seen on his face as the wind drowned out all other sounds. This wasn’t one from the midwest.

He struggled getting his wings back in working order and before he knew it the other state opened his tail feathers and wings, using him as an jumping point, gaining high fast with rapid wing beats, seconds before New Hampshire made contact with the ground.

Nothing was broken luckly, thank god for dense bones, but falling from that hight still wasn't pleasant.

The other state just went back to dancing in the sky with his rapid and fast movements, as if nothing happened.

After a while he sat up, just to see Vermont, the bastard, grinning with that shit eating grin of his, canine teeth on display, oh, how he wanted to punch those out "did the 'only bird of pray in the statehouse' just get his ass handed to him by a lil bridy or did I just imagine that?" he's never gonna live this down, is he?

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3.

When the northeast and south came to an understanding

God, how New York hated loud meetings, he could handle physical fights but screaming matches were to much for him, he hated being part animal.

He had slipped out of the meeting room, just before California and Texas could launch into a screaming match. again.

He needed to get some quiet, so he had decided to go to the farthest place from the meeting room, the attic, to be more specific a small room in the attic that only the smallest states could get into and even less knew about.

York, when he first found it, thought only he knew about it and brought pillows and snacks up there to hide from the world, but after a while he noticed blankets and snacks turning up that weren't his. First he was angry that somebody knew about this room but now he just accepted that at least one other state was using the space to hide.

As he opened the small door to the even smaller room he nearly jumped, on the nook opposite of the door, leading outside into thin air, sat another state.

"What the [speaks New York]" He didn't really feel like interacting with other states right now, but he didn't walk all the stairs for nothing.

The other startled and turned around before looking just as perplexed as New York himself. Wasn't that the state Texas was flirting with all the time? He can call it ‘fighting’ all he wants, but it really was just badly executed flirting.

They just looked at eachother for a few minutes before the other spoke "I was wonderin' who brought all the pillows up here.." The feathered state broke the silence.

New York really didn't feel like talking so he just scowled deeper at the other state and settled into the pillows.

Seemingly the other couldn't take the silence "wanna play a round 'a cards?" New York just nodded he wasn't gonna sleep anymore anyways.

"make it uno an' we got a deal" might as well kill time.

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4.

Why Florida isn't allowed to give out dares

"Do it. Do it. Do it." Florida chanted as California was standing in front of Oklahomas door.

"This is a bad idea" last time OKs space was threatened he threw gov down the stairs which send a clear message to everyone: do not come near his room. Well to everyone except Florida of course, who just dared California to open the door to the southerners room.

Florida was standing safely at the end of the hallway watching and egging him on to open the door.

Cal took a deep breath before twisting the doorknob and puching the door open. He could barely get a glance before he was thrown toward the ground.

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Gov was ranting while Mass bandaged Californias arm, Oklahoma was of somewhere being watched by a few other states till gov was done with lecturing Cal and Flo about how stupid that idea was, as if California didn't know that already.

The fed ended his rant with banning Florida from ever giving out dares again and walked of to lecture the bird man himself on attacking others recklessly.

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5.

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Oklahoma had done nothing today exept laying in the sun and sleep, it was a weird sight for most of the states. Not even Texas could get OK to move beyond whats necessary to still be in the sun.

A few like Mass just looked at it, nodded in understanding and moved on others ignored it like most of the midwest. But Wyoming found it very weird, being a bison he was never staying at one place for longer than a few weeks including the statehouse.

And on the rare occasions he did interact with the southern state he was always moving around, flapping wings, opening and closing the gorgeous tail feathers of his, never this still.

But the other seemed relaxed so who was he to interrupt, he came out periodically tho, just to check that the other was still ok and didn't have a head stroke.

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6.

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Florida could see the utter annoyance in the other southerner as loui carefully put feathers back where they belong.

Loui had called him to help keep Oklahoma in his room while he cleaned the others wings, Loui caught 'homa when he was again trying to sneak out during a storm, with his wings in no condition to fly.

Flo wasn't an expert in wings and stuff but he learned from loui that the feathers had to be put back in place every now and then to ensure smooth flying, it was a big show of affection to let someone else do the cleaning for you, which is why Flo is listening to every word his boyfriend tells him about it, just so one day he can do it for the cajun state without mistakes.

But for now he was just there to ensure Oklahoma wouldn't run of and catch him if he tried to. The man didn't fear much shown by the times he beat the crap out of Texas and California and that duel he had with New Hampshire in the clouds, but Florida was a force even he didn't want to reccon with.

So here they were in louis room having a conversation about something he wasn't really listening, probably Loui scolding OK for taking such bad care of himself and asking Louisiana questions about specific things he did to take care of the others wings.

It wasn't his usual chaos but it was pleasant knowing he was helping his boyfriend.

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7.

When Texas finally got the hint

After Texas realised that Alaska of all people knew more about his nr1 rivals behavior than he did, Texas looked through a few articles on the behaviours of a scissor tail.

His findings were not what he expected. He couldn't really believe that he was this oblivious to the constant hints he got from the other.

The dance he flew whenerver Texas saw him fly wasn't some random pattern or a 'get the fuck of my lawn' kinda dance but a 'I like you' kind of dance.

But wasn't the smaller state already with Alaska? Scissor tails are monogamous after all, right? Well, he wasn't gonna read too much into this, he also had given the other southerner hints for years, not that he would admit that to anyone.

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8.

(I do not have a title)

Oklahoma really did not know how this happened but he wasn't complaining, he was currently on a date with both Texas and Alaska as a trio. His bird may be monogamous but he was also part human and he got both of the people he was pinning for.

They were walking by a small pont in the big backyard of the statehouse, when all of a sudden he was puched into the water. when he came back up he could see Texas grinning and Alaska had a fond smile on his face "The hell was that for?!"

"ya don't wash ya wings enough ya know" The answer from Texas came. oh just wait. the water wasn't very deep he could easily stand in it with his now soaked wings over the water.

With a few strong flaps the other two were just as soaked as he was, looking at him in disbelief. "come an' catch me if ya can!" he shouted before lunging further into the pont. They all knew he didn't stand a chance against them in water but that didn't stop them from having fun.

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My writing corrector isn’t doing shit, so if you find errors tell me please.

2. is my favorite from them all, followed closely by 1. ngl

opp, nearly forgot to ad ya :9 @bthebeachboi​

[mittenstroll]

You know, I wanted to get more versatile in my drawing, and then that deranged into the fact that the North East can’t stand near each other without at least 1 fight breaking out.

And then I ran out of space and couldn’t fit the rest, so they just dipped

[stawpny]

I awaken from hibernation to give you this:

northeastern states with a cat

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New York: the one who brings the cat into the NE wing despite Gov not wanting pets and the rest of the NE wishes.

New Jersey: the one who buys the food for the cat and treats it like his child.

Massachusetts: the one who is so reluctant to a cat at first but falls in love with it after a few days (fights w/ NY abt the cat)

Pennsylvania: took him a while to warm up to the small animal but lets it sleep on his lap if it wants (he’ll fall asleep too, old man 🤧)

Rhode Island: the one who is happy that there is someone/something else in the house that’s smaller than him, but also secretly hates it

New Hampshire: the one who hides the cat under the table at meals and pets it

Maine: the one who gets the cat toys to play with and sometimes brings it into his room and sleeps with it

Vermont: the one who dresses it up in costumes and makes it look silly

Connecticut: the one who is the most hesitant to the cat, the most law abiding, but eventually gives up after Mass and Penn gave in

Delaware: like Cut, but will hold the cat whenever he can and sometimes brings it to the southern wing

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-they’ll name it something extremely soft. I was thinking Sprinkles or something like that (idk why 😭) and they’ll introduce it to anyone who comes in like it’s a child.

-They will fight over the cat, even Delaware and Connecticut.

-^ but they always make sure that it’s not in the room with them when they fight (no bad examples here)

-Massachusetts is a sucker when it comes to animals, just like NY, but more domestic animals.

-New York will have to hide his rats and pigeons, but he’s willing to make that sacrifice.

-^ He also gets with NJ and makes fun of all of his fellow states on how they love this animal

[atomicwinnerdreamland]

Here's New York, Connecticut, Maine, and New Hampshire being themselves :D (two of them are irritated, one is mischievous, and one's loving.. maybe)

I love New Hampshire saying "I hate you" with no hate in his eyes whatsoever. The eyes don't lie, chico (he was talking to Vermont too, aww)

And here's California because him in this pic is a mood & because I feel like he'd get along with these four (especially New York ☺️)

[dailymothanon]

A lil face structure and hair study with New Hampshire 🐶 I often very much simplify his hair so I wanted to see how it’d look more fleshed out! In my head I do base him off of deer too, a dainty old man

[stateofbrock]

A brighter Boston

This killed me

[safarisaythings]

WTTT as things said by me and my friends

*some might be a little suggestive and some of these are purely based off vibes

Michigan: You ever see a fresh pair of ties and go "mm smegsy"

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Indiana: I'm panscared. All genders scare me.

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Rhode Island, @ Massachusetts and Virginia: The dilfs are arguing.

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Oregon: STOP GOING FERAL IN THE CLOSET

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California: Shush, or I'm sending you Jack in the Box thirst traps.

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Tennessee, @ Texas: I didn't want to start my day off with daddy issues, but ok.

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Kansas: Carrots, children, same thing.

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Iowa: I will shove a corn cob up y-

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New Jersey: I hope the wall punches back one day.

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New Hampshire: You ever just fORGET GOD

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Massachusetts: IF YOU SAY "OH MY GOD" ONE MORE TIME IMA SEND YOU TO GOD

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Louisiana: I put the bi in all the bitches

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Michigan: Ah, yes. My favorite sexuality, blue.

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Florida: You deez nuts'd them so hard they forgot how to English

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Texas: Leave my forehead out of this

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Massachusetts: Tea (derogatory)

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Florida: How many times do you have to stab someone for it to be illegal?

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Nevada, @ Idaho: I'd say bisexual icon, but he's not an icon.

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Ohio: Put on the cat ears, whore.

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Colorado, @ Nevada: Hey there, Poor-Choice-in-Men.

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Oregon: Don’t ask me questions, I'm gay.

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Gov: Advil me up, daddy.

That is all. Have a good day :D

[daily-table21]

Video: State Mottos

Status: Public

Link: State Mottos - YouTube

Date Posted: March 7th 2021

[alaskashigh]

i can’t stop thinking about these married idiots so i’m gonna keep posting about them until i’m satisfied

they have the best cuddles and naps. they always look so comfortable and cozy together no matter what. the two of them fit together like puzzle pieces and can sleep for hours on end.

when they aren’t together though they can’t sleep well and feel ill. they can go without each other for hours, but after awhile they’ll start to feel sad and out of place, so they always make sure to take time away from whatever their doing for a few hours to spend quality time with one another.

since their so accustomed to sleeping next to each other it’s hard to sleep without the other, so if they ever are apart they won’t get good sleep and will be grumpy/saddened without their other half. their sometimes it feels like their attached at the hip.

they do like having their own time to go off and do their own things without the other for a bit, so long as they see the other again later on or text each other every so often.

also they give the best kisses no joke. their so sweet together and always take care of one another even if the other is being a pain in the ass. they use petnames like honey and can be so lovey dovey to the point where the other northeast states end up leaving looking like their about to vomit. (they’d be lying if they said they didn’t support and love the two idiots, even if they are a bit too romantic for the others tastes)

i will be back with more on this and probably a fanfic (in the upcoming days) later

[kyistell]

I'm back, finally, with another chapter of The New State Groupchat. Enjoy :D

Chap 2: Oh Oh Oh Aoh, The Right StAHHHH-

Chat- New Brethern

Yorkadam: Note to self: Never, under any circumstances, go to a meeting while recovering from a hangover

Nex Mex: you gots to have a note for dat?

Jerry™: damn you are stupid yorkie

Yorkadam: Shaddup, normally I don gotta deal with that shit

Jerry™: you go to like every meeting

Yorkadam: Yeah but I also normally have meds, SOMEONE forgot to get em this time

Jerry™: I dont live in that section anymore

Nex Mex: and i dont get stuff for the northesters lik evea

Yorkadam: I’m tolkin about SOMEONE who WON’T STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID SONG ON BAST

Nex Mex: who do you dink hes talking about

Jerry™: if I knew wouldn I tell ya

Nex Mex: you purposfuly hid information from me on the reg

Jerry™: how the heaven did you spell information correctly and not purposefull?

Yorkadam: Not really somethin you have ta question, remember who helped raised em?

Jerry™: yeah you and Massy Wassy

Jerry™: but mainly Ginny Winny

Nex Mex: ima tell mom you called him that

Jerry™: you do that and I will make sure you have a slow and painful death

Yorkadam: You do that and Gin will kill you himself and we both know it will be worse

Jerry™: shaddup Yorkster

Newie is now online

Yorkadam: You.

Newie: Me?

Yorkadam: Turn dat damn song off or so help me god

Newie: Oh you mean my totally radical and hip song

Newie: Sorry if I’m playing it a tad loud, I just love it ya know

Yorkadam: I’m gonna kill em.

Yorkadam has gone offline

Nex Mex: well der goes yoyo

Jerry™: heh yeah

Jerry™: hey Nexy do you hear that?

Nex Mex: ya it kida sounds lik

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New Mexico dropped his phone upon hearing the blasting music from the hall. Opening his door the only thing he hears is

“OH OH OHAHO, OH OH AOH, OH OH OH OHAHO, THE RIGHT STUUAAAHHHHH-” 

The screams continued even as he shut the door

“Nope”