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[kyoonnyoon]

yeah, this made me shed a tear. how wholesome 😭

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

[kyoonnyoon]

when you need your toy, you’ll need to speak up.

don’t bother with useless pleasantries or mindless “proper” etiquettes you’ve heard floating around the topic of sex; my body will adjust to the ferocity in which i wish you’d ravage me with savage kisses, licks, bites, lips, tongue, teeth, nails down my back and up to the roots of my hair where i wish you’d pull, yank, and tug, putting me in any position you’d need to fuck your stress to death in the hole you’ll have me prepare for you.

just toss me something to get myself slick or a pillow to soften the floor, and tell me how much time you’ll allow before you give the reigns to the beast that stares and stalks and paces before the sound of the dinner bell.

lose yourself in me. rut into me, brutally. train me to be the treat to soothe your wildest cravings. give into me as though you’ve been deprived of oxygen for far too long and my body is at once the soothing depths beneath an angry tsunami and the soft sandy shore where you’ll crash and fill your lungs with the euphoric scent of me.

like all toys, my body will take and take and take and take as you givegivegivegivegive but my body will not break unlike the toys you’ll throw away to play with me instead. closer, closer—almost there—riding higher and higher where you’ll shatter and feed my body the pieces—panting, clenching, scratching, shoving, shuddering, screaming out—and finally relief soaks exhausted flesh and washes away the stress i know you used as a flimsy excuse to touch and taste and take me fully apart.

when you get around to clipping the leash and taming your baser instincts, you’ll catch your breath as you crush the ribs in my chest as i struggle beneath your weight or pin my face to the mattress and my hips tightly to yours or bruise my waist dark enough to leave traces of your fingerprints for weeks as you hold my body, still and trembling, until the aftershocks subside.

and then just toss me something to get myself clean or a t-shirt that smells just like you, and praise me with a pat on the head, a smile, and a soft “that’ll do.”

[kyoonnyoon]

i think my favorite sexual/relationship dynamic is “desperate-yet-cheeky!submissive top x quiet-but-confident!power bottom”

[kyoonnyoon]

HAHAHAHA I’M JUST KIDDING—

THERE’S DEFINITELY SOMETHING WORSE THAT CAN HAPPEN

i think one of the worst things that can happen in mwiii—besides the obvious betrayal we all know will happen—is that we don’t get another ghost/soap-centric mission that plays into the banter they graced us with in mwii.

[kyoonnyoon]

a few words:

i’m left barely alive.

a piece of my soul has been stabbed repeatedly with exploding knives and i’m forced to live with the necrotized remains—

i wasn’t prepared;

it went in dry and wrecked all of my vital organs along with all of the little pieces of what little hopes and dreams and happiness i had left.

i will not be okay for a while.

that is all.

[kyoonnyoon]

are you 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 this is hilarious

id picture (gone wrong)

[kyoonnyoon]

🫡

[kyoonnyoon]

soap: let me see what you have.

ghost: a knife!

soap: NO!!

he didn’t put the knife down.

[kyoonnyoon]

the boys are so gentle here ;u;

My favorite thing about size differences are the hugs q-q <3

[kyoonnyoon]

i bought a shirt at spencer’s the other day and…

you know what? here. let me show you:

okay? good.

i need price to wear it.

that is all.

[kyoonnyoon]

Ghost and König being silly at the beach!!

You mean kortac vs specgru beach episode?

König started the fight because Ghost got in his way during a mission once. Ghost ended the fight knocking him out and burying him in the sand. You can‘t tell me Ghost is not a petty fucker.

[kyoonnyoon]

uhhhhhHHHHHHH

how did you freakin’ gain access to my brain???

and you exposed my wishes and dreams to the masses like this???

Sugar baby Johnny “Soap” MacTavish who really appreciates the fancy restaurant you’ve taken him to because he’s stuffing his face like he’s never eaten before.

Sugar baby Johnny “Soap” MacTavish who shows you just how thankful he is by staying three fingers knuckle deep in you on the drive home.

[kyoonnyoon]

if he looked at me like that irl i’d singlehandedly be the catalyst for the next world-ending flood

He lookin' 👀

[kyoonnyoon]

no, see… inside me are two wolves:

the first wolf loves when my boys are all soft, happy, and peaceful, just chillin’ being bros and doin’ silly stuff together because they’re cute and squishy—

—the other wolf is a horny, depressed rage-beast that can’t decide if it wants my boys to be slutty, desperate little fuck monsters or the saddest babies suffering the worst hurt/no comfort scenarios imaginable.

it truly is a conundrum.

[kyoonnyoon]

this is cannon, as far as i’m aware.

Soap put this up with a photo of him and Ghost. No solo or split missions. Ask Price or Gaz what happens if you try.

[kyoonnyoon]

ghost: *makes his way to the 141’s common area, probably to brew a cuppa, but immediately comes to a halt in the doorway*

ghost: what the fuck

gaz and soap: *looks up from where they are buffing/painting price’s nails, one on either side of the captain*

soap: hey, LT! ye should join us fer a wee bit o’ pamperin’. jus’ to ease the nerves, aye?

price: *snoring in his arm chair, face painted green with what looks like a face mask, eyes covered with slices of cucumber*

gaz: cap dozed off not long after we had him lay down in his chair. honest.

ghost: *sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose for a long moment of silence, definitely contemplating his life choices*

ghost: yeah, alright then.

[kyoonnyoon]

crying, sobbing, selling my soul for more of this

Hello there!

Just saw your post about Period!ghostsoap and Canon!ghostsoap meeting and was wondering if we could maybe have a one-shot/Drabble about how that meeting would go and what they think of the other individual+ghostsoap relationship.

Up to you, no pressure!

Hello!! I'm... too embarrassed to write something like this... but here’s them just fraternizing I hope it suffices