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LA Noire//Text Posts (2/?)
#THAT LAST ONE WAS A GIFT#la noire#la#gaming#meme#elsa lichtmann#cole phelps#jack kelso#stefan bekowsky#text post#text post edit#roy earle#herschel biggs#rusty galloway
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LA Noire // Are You Putting Up a Wall Between Yourself and the Rest of Your Les Mis Cast?
#now im imagining them all in a production of les mis hgjgikdkd#elsa is just Every Female Role in the show#nonody knows how she sings both female lines in A Heart Full of Love but she does it#la#gaming#la noire#meme#elsa lichtmann#cole phelps#jack kelso#text post#text post edit#stefan bekowsky#rusty galloway#roy earle#herschel biggs#courtney sheldon#les mierables#les mis
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Elsa and Bekowsky would be a God Tier friendship and that’s the tea for today
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This fucking vine goes through my head every time I watch this scene so naturally I had to spend far too long making this
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The only LA Noire discourse I’m interested in is which of her many, many, many, many dead loved ones Elsa named her kids after
#id also like to think shed have the good god damn sense to give them their own identities#but also feels#la noire#la#gaming#meme#cole phelps#elsa lichtmann#jack kelso#text post
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So I was watching Scott Pilgrim vs The World last night and…
#*plans out whole crossover in head*#la noire#la#gaming#meme#cole phelps#elsa lichtmann#text post#erika heynatz#aaron stanton#scott pilgrim vs the world#incorrect quotes
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You can all rest assured in the fact that I hate myself for making this just as much as you all hate me for making this
#forgive me captain donneley for i have sinned#it was only a matter of time#la noire#la#gaming#meme#cole phelps#elsa lichtmann#jack kelso#loss#loss meme
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Someone: Why are you smiling
Me: No reason
Me: *thinking about the time Elsa called Roy an untersturmführer*
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LA Noire // Text Posts (1/?)
#la#la noire#gaming#meme#cole phelps#elsa lichtmann#jack kelso#text post#erika heynatz#text post edit#roy earle#courtney sheldon
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Maybe it’s because they’ve both been played by the Actual Queen™️ herself Erika Heynatz (and also because it combines two of my favourite things) but I swear Brooke Wyndham has got to be like ,, one of Elsa’s descendants, because the sheer lack of regard for her own life that means Brooke would genuinely take death row over admitting an unfortunate secret about herself could only have been inherited from someone who’s response to being kidnapped by a random six foot stranger and held hostage in a sewer after almost being murdered by her therapist after finding out he essentially got her only friend murdered was ‘I’ve felt better’ and that’s the tea for today
#the ‘ultimate disregard for her own life’ gene skipped a generation and hit brooke twice as hard#i love both of my reckless impulsive kids#what an iconic family tree#did i mention i have a whole la noire sequel fic in the works#la noire#la#gaming#meme#cole phelps#elsa lichtmann#jack kelso#text post#erika heynatz#legally blonde#legally blonde the musical#brooke wyndham
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Modern LA Noire Concept
Cole, Jack, Elsa, Stefan, Rusty, and Herschel all communally watching The Room together
-Elsa can do the world’s most perfect Tommy Wiseau impersonation
-Rusty brings a drinking game that results in everyone getting smashed before they’re even half way through the film
-Stefan can quote the film off by heart
-Cole and Jack getting into an alcohol-induced fight at the same time as Johnny and Mark and everyone is too busy laughing at the similarities to break it up
-Herschel doesn’t understand the humour of the youths™️ (and Rusty) but he’s just glad they’re having a good time and keeps making coffee runs to try and sober everyone up
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-They all fall asleep, Elsa snuggled up with Jack and Cole, Rusty and Stefan slumped in the same armchair, and Herschel doesn’t know how to stop the film or work the remote so is subjected to watching it on loop until one of them wakes up
#im a uni student with three essays to write and this is what my brain is preoccupied with#i love my kids#la noire#la#gaming#meme#cole phelps#elsa lichtmann#jack kelso#herschel biggs#stefan bekowsky#rusty galloway#tommy wiseau#the room#text post
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A Different Kind of War in a nutshell
#IM BACK BITCHES#la noire#la#gaming#meme#cole phelps#elsa lichtmann#jack kelso#photo edit#brooklyn 99#b99#source: brooklyn nine nine#erika heynatz#gil mckinney
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LA Noire // Harry Potter (Or as I like to call it, a 100% accurate representation of how this scene actually went)
#la noire#la#gaming#cole phelps#elsa lichtmann#roy earle#harry potter#harry potter quotes#incorrect quotes#aaron staton#erika heynatz#shitposting#meme
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Family: *gets burnt alive in their own home*
Leland Monroe:
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Elsa.exe has stopped working
#Elsa aka a bilingual icon#elsa lichtmann#la noire#la#los angeles#dr harlan fontaine#meme#text post#text post edit#bilingual#erika heynatz
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Elsa: Hey guys I wrote a song about my life, you wanna hear it?
Elsa:
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Stefan Belowsky: *exists*
The Whole LA Noire Fandom:
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