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Love at first sight.

Loves to relax on the floor (thus nicknamed The Rug).

A silent but passionate lover of all things edible.

Completely invisible in a sufficiently dark room.

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They look at the world with the same curiosity we once had.

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Three of my players (rogue, paladin, and barbarian) found themselves at the entrance of a brothel with a long line. They were on the hunt for some makeup, since their tiefling needed to disguise herself, and it was late so all shops were closed. Their best thought was "ah yes a brothel would definitely have make up".

After pulling out some silver tongued deceptions, posing as an important and rich noble who was accompanied by his two body guards, they managed their way to the front of the line.

"How much would the service cost for the three of us?" proudly asked the halfling rogue, the supposed nobleman.

"We do not charge with money here" clarified the half-elf receptionist.

"Excellent" celebrated the rogue.

"Since we are a new establishment and do not know the people here, please leave your weapons and armor at the door"

"Sure thing!" complied the three of them excitedly

AND THEY GAVE THEM EVERYTHING AND JUST WENT INSIDE. NOT A SINGLE RED FLAG WAS RAISED.

ZERO SURVIVAL INSTINCT.

HOW.

OF COURSE THE BROTHEL WAS FILLED WITH SUCCUBI AND THE ROGUE ENDED UP WITH A MARK OF PLEASURE ON THEIR PELVIS TAKING HALF HIS MAX HP AWAY.

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Dino Lunch (and a mammoth, he's the newest in the friend group)

Oh no the mammoth fell and they are leaving him behind.

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OMG THEY ARE SHARKS

DUN DUN DUN DUN

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Did a Q&A for the characters on our DnD table.

Q: If you could jump into a pool of something, what would it be?

Our horny goliath barbarian: uh beer, and boobs.

Our greedy rogue: gold. A shitton of gold.

Our emo tiefling: blood! I mean wine... made from the blood of my enemies!

Our cleric of Selune, healer of the party, she who has saved the party members' lives in many occassions, she who stands as an avatar of her deity's ideals and who acts as a moral compass in the most dividing situations:

yeah definitely boobs.

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A beloved classic undusted from its comfty shelf after years of inactivity.

I recently got together with some friends and played some Mario Kart on the 3DS. The 3DS was how our friend group began so it took us back to some very fond memories.

X and Y special edition. Where the 3D era began.

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When you chase the evil Necromancer into the town's graveyard and the DM calls for an initiative roll.

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31 de mayo. Rosario.