#dnd funny

[thatonegirlfromthatonething]

no one tells you that being gay and being a dm is just Pinterest boards, incoherent notes app rambles, and creating Timbullfool Timbullfrog, father of all gods and inventor of coconut seltzer drinks

[zackapplewhite]

DM: Have you equipped the woolen cap that the Cleric gifted you?

Bard: And cover up my fabulous hair? Absolutely not!

DM: I see... *rolls dice* ...the ground beneath you trembles as a low purr rolls over the valley

#dnd #dndhumor #dndmonster #dndhomebrew #dndlol

[sourloverboi]

[darhak]

Tamesis learned the « create undead » spell.

He found a blacksmith and asked the guy with « speak with dead » if he was willing for the deal beforehand.

[bean-writes]

Wizard: "I cast fireball!"

Barbarian: "I cast the chair! Into his FACE!"

Cleric: *mutters* "We'll all be in casts by the end of this..."

[typical-shark]

here some dnd characters I've made so far :3plus a fun fact about them

(Most recent to not)

Sharky- will bite you for fun

Mela- will call you the wrong name, if it's purposely or not, no one knows

Rainn- sings at the worst timing ever, also eyes glow like cats when light shines (I did scare another character)

Juno- mom friend, will call you out if you misbehave, and is traumatized, tall gurl

I love that you can see me improve with my art

(Here's a meme I made for my friends character)

[impsemporium]

What I feel every time I design a map in photoshop.

[latenight-dnd]

One of my players plays a dragon born based off a certain type of lizard and apparently that species has particularly acidic pee because they just asked me if they could piss on opponents as a turn of attack. Imagine you’re fighting a guy and he just whips his dick out and pees on you and it fucking BURNS like hellfire. What the fuck kind of hellscape am I on where I’m asked by my player if they can do something like that.

Anyway, so naturally I said yes, we’ve assigned it two rolls, one d8 to see how good his piss aim is and one d8 for acid damage.

[charlie-and-mushrooms]

Only in dnd can you go looking for cultists and instead try to fix a screw and then leave.

[jonsibn]

hey guys mona ( my special little boy ) got kicked out of wizard college for lying to the dean and also technically robbing the city of waterdeep should he become evil now y/n

[itsnotanurlitsakeyboardsmash]

Jow to write comic relief DnD charachters:

Make the mentally ill

Give them the worst coping mechanisms known to man

Give them a funny voice

[beachedsandcastles]

fun fact: my dnd party for my school club is called the swag party (super wild and gay)

[zackapplewhite]

This is facts and as the Dungeon Master it is 100% my fault 😅

[plxtypusbearr73]

last dnd sesh out of context 🤠

megan is @mapalssyrup lark is @just-a-we1rd0 and i’m the dm and varis :3

[darhak]

When the enemy has magical resistances and you don’t have any magic weapon... The paralyzed warlock with a magic armor (armor of agathys) will do. The Gnoll character belongs to Gryzal Hilarious moment and a weird use of the rule of cool

[bean-writes]

“And then he’ll just be a sad bard, twerking in a field alone.”