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Ursula: Remember: More espresso, less depresso.

Kiki: (*drinks an entire iced coffee*)

Kiki: I'm still depressed, but NOW I'M FAST.

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Ponyo: (*finishes a juice box in two sips*)

Ponyo: It's never enough...

Ponyo: (*throws the empty juice box onto a pile of other empty juice boxes*)

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Ashitaka: You’re cute when you’re angry.

San: (*glares at him*)

Ashitaka: But not when you’re angry with me.

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Sophie, writing a letter to her family: "The magic of the season has touched us all.

Howl: Sophie, haven't you finished that letter yet?

Sophie: Howl sends his love. Happy Holidays...

Howl: Sophie!

Sophie: ...The Pendragons."

(Sophie soon stops writing, due to Howl's grumpy demeanor)

Howl: Sophie, where's the extension cord?

Sophie: For heaven's sake, Howl. It's in the utility drawer!

Howl: Sorry. I'm just a big kid. And I love Christmas so much.

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Nausicaa: Look, Mito! All the Ohmu from the jungle are coming to the Valley!

Mito: Yeah, but for some reason, I don’t think it’s to distribute holiday gift baskets!

Nausicaa: Aw, ya don’t?

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Chihiro: It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

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Ponyo: Lisa, I want to be a monorail conductor.

Lisa: Ponyo, no.

Ponyo: It's my lifelong dream!

Lisa: Your lifelong dream was to run out on the field during a baseball game, and you did it last year, remember? (*points to a framed newspaper clipping with the headline "DUMB KID RUINS GAME"*)

Ponyo: Oh, yeah.

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(Kiki sees a girl kissing Tombo on the cheek)

Kiki: Huh, Tombo has a date tonight.

Kiki: (*screams in anger before tearing off a drinking fountain*)

Kiki: Oooo-kay... I might be a teensy bit in love with him.

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(at a grocery store with Lisa)

Ponyo: (*looks sadly at the lobsters in the seafood department and whimpers*)

(cut to Ponyo running out of the store carrying several lobsters)

Store Clerk: HEY!

Ponyo, tossing the lobsters into the sea: Be free! BE FREEEE!!

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Niga, as the barge begins to descend into the Sea of Decay: ASSUME CRASH POSITIONS!!!!

Gol: Oh.

Gikkuri: If you say so...

(Both assume comical crash poses)

Niga: ... You know what, just go back to the screaming. 

All three: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Jhil: Watcha got there? 

Young Nausicaa: (with a baby Ohmu next to her) ...A smoothie. 

Nausicaa's mom: I think your father was referring to the Ohmu. 

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Sheeta: (after watching Henry, Louis, and Charles' antics) Those guys are dorks.

Dola: Yes, but they're my dorks. 

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Cob: You always went on and on about how sweet the candy was, but then got mad at me when I put it in my mouth.

Sparrowhawk: If by "candy" you mean ancient, forbidden evil, then yes, I told you not to put it in your mouth. 

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Lisa, to Fujimoto as she made him the sandwiches she once made for Sosuke: Here’s the sandwiches you wanted, sir.

Ponyo: Have you got some waterproof bags ready?

(Fujimoto stares crossly at Ponyo as she runs off, laughing.)

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(*after the plane crash*)

Nausicaa: Where does it hurt?

Lastelle: Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot. 

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Haru: Hey, Baron? Can you say...NYA?

Baron: No.

Haru: Awww, please?

Baron: NO!

Haru: Pleeeeease?

Baron: I said I will NYAT!!

Baron: (*gasps and covers his mouth*)