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life is so much better when you have a work of fiction to obsess over

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i’m so tired all the time. like i wake up tired, i try to work out tired, i eat tired, i go to sleep tired. how much of life is just perpetual exhaustion?

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“miss bridgerton it is calling hour” … “and i am calling upon miss cowper” ELOISE I APOLOGIZE I WASN’T FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME

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i took all those period positivity encouragements to heart and now i often loudly tell my father about my period in public settings

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Shippers are rooting for love in the same way football fans do like even if your team is the absolute dumbass loser team you still show up wearing the team colours even though you know they’re not even gonna touch a ball

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i think netflix should really take into account account the amount of fanfic when deciding whether to renew a show

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a) edwin’s human costume is always female

b) charles is the one who picks their costumes

c) i love how lauren robek and vincent gale portrayed edwin and charles’ emotions so well

d) their human costumes looks like a couple who’s been married for at least 30 years

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guys i LOVE neil gaiman and his work and i will watch any show with his name attached but dead boy detectives is bringing me back to a situation i had with good omens which is that i CANT SEE

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is she… not?

my gay ass just assumed crystal was experiencing beautiful lesbian love

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i wonder if hozier knows how important he is to the fanfiction community

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i like tinder boy but he’s three years older than me and i don’t know where that falls for age gaps. also i don’t drive and he’s not in my town. this really is modern day romeo and juliette

so… i got tinder. and it was all fun and games swiping through people until i realized id have to talk to them. absolutely not. sorry to anyone i matched with because i cannot talk to strangers.

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so… i got tinder. and it was all fun and games swiping through people until i realized id have to talk to them. absolutely not. sorry to anyone i matched with because i cannot talk to strangers.

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supporting my claim that hoziers albums are ineffable husbands

I'm listening to the Wasteland, Baby album for the first time and it turns out I already know all of the lyrics to all of the songs because every. single. one. is the title of a Good Omens fanfic.

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i can’t wait for the memes to come back

Annabeth: They’ll see this as impertinent…

Percy: I am impertinent.

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part of me just wants whatever crowley has going on

how did y’all figure out your gender? because i got the sexuality thing down but gender..? am i a she/they? i honestly cannot tell

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wishing there was a way to include all of the fanfiction i read into my end of year reading wrap up

like sure, I spent about 33,000 minutes reading *books* … but how much would that number jump if we added in the time i spent reading fanfiction?

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how did y’all figure out your gender? because i got the sexuality thing down but gender..? am i a she/they? i honestly cannot tell