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One day you will have to stand before a god and beg for a merciful afterlife then explain why eating a banana with your butt is not technically a sin and that the my little pony smut is for educational purposes

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I was talking to a friend and he was saying that he was going to China and I looked him dead in the eye and said to him "why are you china leave the country" and now I weep because I will never say anything that funny again

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Y/N: Of course I care about all the Avengers equally.

Clint: We were attacked while you were away.

Y/N: Is Natasha okay??

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Willy Wonka and the great glass elevator

Alright what the fuck was Willy Wonka and the great glass elevator like Can anyone remember what happened in that book I swear it was just a fever dream all I got damn remember about that story is that the president of the United States is trying to call the president of China but it keeps going to Wong's soup shop so he asks the post master general why it's not working and he says "it's really hard to call China, there are so many Wings and Wongs that every time you wing you get the Wong number" like what the actual Fuck