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popegory. so, he's like the pope, but he's gregory

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It's sad to be a Gregstophe shipper, because besides being a more underground ship, a large part of the fanarts don't receive recognition, there are almost no fanfics about them compared to other ships and the artists who drew and cosplayed them in the 2000s and early 2010s no longer use the internet or just changed Fandoms I love the more recent art but it hurts to see part of this ship's history being dead. I survive on crumbs because I really like them

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happy pride month. i was going to do something south park related, perhaps a longform post, but i cannot bring myself to do so. i suppose i felt it necessary to wish all safety during these trying times. (in the united states of america, that is. and just about everwhere else on this wretched planet we call our own.) stay safe during your fights. for freedom, for acceptance, for life. no matter how hard it may become, do not give up. to give up is to give in. to give in is to normalize the other side. to normalize the other side is to erase your own. to erase your side, your beliefs, is to erase yourself. do not erase youself, no matter how tempting. my words may mean nothing, but i sure do like writing them. it is as if they melt off of my hands like butter. although, i am unsure as to why there would be butter on my hands?

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You don't have any rules for asks posted so I'm assuming you'll take this, can you write nsfw hcs for dip? (Damian x Pip) You don't have to age them up of you want

i've forgotten to post this, but.

this ask specifically is the major reason im no longer posting.

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Honestly, I liked your posts at first, but looking back, they're a complete mess. There's no depth, nothing canon-consistent, and definitely nothing original. The characters act nothing like themselves, and the headcanons feel like they were lazily yanked from some random generator and slapped on without a second thought. It reeks of zero effort. Your writing screams AI—I ran it through a detector and it hit 79%. That’s embarrassing. You're part of the reason fandoms go downhill—people like you flood the space with soulless, generated trash. Your entire account feels artificial, like it was thrown together by a bot. And honestly? I wouldn't be surprised if you were one. You could be better, but only if you actually bothered to write something real. Right now, you're just helping destroy what used to make fandoms great.

right. i am merely an ai tasked to write meaningless headcanons -- for a crude-humoured comedy show -- which i get nothing out of. this also implies that someone made, or tasked, a bot to write homosexual fanfiction about two south park nine year olds. (they are not nine when i write them . i cannot write for nine year olds.)

this is not the first time this has happened, unfortunately. i have gotten many similar 'asks' that are essentially what this is, ai accusations and whatnot, people telling me i am 'whats wrong with this fandom'. i mustve gotten my first one some day after posting my first few posts. chronologically, twas after my fourth post on this account. ((of the posts that still remain, my second.)) it severely affected my motivation.

i restate-i get nothing out of posting these. at most, the occasional good comment (which tends to bring my mood up quite a bit, and is about the only beneficial thing to arise from posting.) other than that, i get nothing. merely a time consuming distraction from daily work.

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•south park headcanons•

herbert pocket

greetings. farewell

i was set to post this a small while ago. however, that did not happen. this has been sitting in my drafts for days.

•he did not know about pips death. though, he died after philip did

this one is mostly instinctual in the form of; i have no evidence to believe this. i just do. infact it might go against south parks timeline, im not sure, however this is a little headcanon of mine. it isnt supposed to be accurate. im not actually too sure when i first started headcanoning this nor where i got it from, but it may have been ~2022/2023 wherein i was writing alot of angst. this is one of those headcanons which allow for quite a bit of angst to be written / derived from it. now, ive written and i headcanon both 'herbert not at all knowing about philips death ever' as well as 'herbert finding out on his deathbed that his closest and dearest friend has passed horrifically'. therefore either one works in my humbled opinion

•writes letters to pip

i believe he and philip wrote letters to each other. they were good friends and twas their only form of communication. a highlight of either boys day was receiving said letters. and,, another part of this one sort of goes with my last headcanon. in either forms i view it, herbert isnt made aware of pips passing until far later. therefore, i believe herbert continued to write philip letters until his own passing. it would be quite interesting to think of herbert getting anxious over philip not returning his letters. that is, until he learned that his letters were never getting read.

•lived with estella

i believe he and estella are cousins. or some form of relative, at least. in my mind, herberts parents are dead. therefore, the boy has to live with someone. estella was his nearest relative. he lived with ms. havisham for a little while before her passing, (the whole.. genesis device.. and the robot monkeys.. oh lord) and still resided with estella until his own demise. estella had to care for both ms. havisham and herbert before their deaths.

•he currently has quite a few bunnies

quite self explanatory this one. herbert has bunnies whom he loves dearly - especially with philips leaving to america. the number matters not -- though i am sort of leaning to either two or eight. ((ha,, going back to my roots in having one headcanon be more humorous //lighter than the last.))

////FIN.

////thank you for reading, as always. there is not much else i have to say.

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•south park headcanons•

leslie meyers

...woah. a second post this week. how absolutely scarce. guess what? you've all another one coming after this. it is mainly an apology for this as this post was. extremely short. and just.. horrible. (worse than my gregory one. can you believe it.) perhaps my next post shalt be posted some time next week. can you guess who it'll be?

i wrote this one more.. er. ..im not sure how to describe that? but less 'deep' than my other ones. i suppose. i shouldnt be writing these anyway, im not clear minded as of current. ive took far too many acetaminophen . and nitrous oxide

id also like to say that . i have no idea about leslie . i knew she existed and remembered her from the show but other than that, nothing at all. this was challenging. it was quite interesting to write though, i suppose. thank you @sillyharmonydragon for the request

•she gets annoyed when asked by others to do her homework

the whole artificial intelligence being used more and more in schools nowadays. i believee that (atleast) clyde would ask her for homework answers, or for her to generate essays for them. even though she? isnt? really? ai? not that sort of ai at least.

•she doesnt feel big emotions, yet she still has some humanity. if at all deep down inside her.

this is sort of a given. robot advertisement child. i wouldnt wish to erase her roboticism entirely, however i think it would be quite interesting to let her still feel human emotions. i like to believe she was human first, then ad, and she never fully rid herself of humanity. how did she turn into an advertisement, you may ask. - i have no idea? why would you assume i know that.

•ad blockers...

oh ive no idea how to say this one.. just. ad blockers. i thinkkk ad blockers would very much annoy her. but also - very much angst material. just imagine her never being seen nor ever being able to speak to anyone due to ad blockers.

•her first 'big emotion' was lovee

oh. how romantic. this is just about the only romantic stuff i shalt give, for, i despise writing romantic themes. but i think it would be quite humorous if she were to fall inlove (you decide with who. kyle, jimmy, er.. whoever else?? her and estella exist aswell, i think?) and that be her first emotion that wasnt mere annoyance. i think it would make for good writing material if she were to fall inlove and, either not know what her feelings are and how to deal with them, or, have her fall inlove with someone and never be able to get with them due to being an advertisement

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•south park headcanons•

philip "pip" pirrup

i am a sickly woman. set to die soon. this shalt be my last post. (not really. common cold i believe. and this will not be my last post! ....i think. ha ha.)

•glove wearer

i know he doesnt in canon media. (south park atleast. i still havent gotten around to reading great expecations.) but, a blacksmiths apprentice, ....you know....all of the other stuff he did before going through gentleman school. i think he would wear gloves because his hands are coarse, scarred, calloused, burnt,, &c., and he dislikes the feeling of his bare hands rubbing against certain materials. (think of the way skin gets caught on microfibre towels.)

•he doesnt like damien as much as damien likes him.

in the post about damien i mentioned how he was close with pip. how philip was damiens only 'close friend'. (i cant recall what i wrote at all. that may not be accurate....) however, damien still did all of the horrid things to him. philip, whilst he could eventually work up to forgiving other people - due to him learning that, in order to fit in at south park, he had to be a pushover - never could fully forgive damien. whether because of the fact that damien was the son of satan - and that was slightly repulsive to philip, or the countless things damien did to philip in the past. or rather, merely damiens attitude. nevetherless, the fact remains that- no matter how much damien 'apologizes', both boys will never be close friends with one another. therefore - neither will have good friends. (unless you love the foreign kids friend group....thing.... . then perhaps? i guess? but not damien) philip's only friends; estella, and herbert, are both still in britain. (....bonus headcanon, he writes to them frequently.)

•physically disfigured

take this as you will. i dont have many specifics as to what scars, marks, and ..all else, however i am very set on this. constantly getting ruthlessly beaten by other students whilst only trying to fit in and have friends. surely one is bound to have 'a few' scars. ive came across someone on his app saying something about philip having a lazy eye due to said abuse. personally ive thought of him to have just alot of scars. ive seen some draw him with numerous burn scars. never mind details, i think physically scarred philip is something that needs to be drawn far more often. (and mentally scarred aswell. truly, no one child can go through that and be completely alright in the head. back in my day, the 19th, 20th century, we wouldve thrown that boy in a madhouse.)

•he doesnt hate christophe that much.

dont get me wrong. i believe philip still hates french people, and of course he despises christophes overall dirtiness and frequent swearing and smoking, but really.. they arent too bad of friends. sure, they would not be spending time together one on one, but they could go through a day of the group being together and them existing in their own places within the foreign kids group. also, i do not think christophe would 'hate' philip. it would be more one sided 'despising'. i think gregory would eventually be like an elder brother to philip. therefore, i think gregory would stand up for philip whilst he was getting bullied. if ever in a situation where christophe was around whilst the boys were picking on philip, christophe would take gregorys place in standing up for pip. ...well, perhaps it would rather be christophe merely breaking it up and getting the other boys to leave.

FIN.

////i havent posted these in, what, ten-twenty days? ...and for that i apologize!! again. i think ive already apologized. ....ah, who cares. thank you @sillyharmonydragon for the request. i was going to post this as an answer to what you've sent in my inbox, however, ..i may have accidentally started this on a new draft and i do not wish to copy & past it over. sorry if this does not meet expectations . i did not rewatch any episodes including him. so i could not reference anything. oops. i tried, though.

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•south park headcanons•

damien thorn

hi all. apologies for not posting these past few days. i have been unmotivated and sad. though, that is to be expected with me. {so - now and in the future, patience, please!} nevertheless, let us get on with this.

pspsps

•heavily aroace

sins that are committed very often tend to be sexual sins. therefore i believe damien wouldve been exposed to that sort of stuff and...honestly, these are just children. i dont think any young person would want to be around hell. infact, i think it was a traumatic place for damien. (hes just a child!) even if he tries to be edgy. think about it - people dying, (we saw that people in hell can die in whatever episode chris satan and sadam were in, i cant recall the title) being violent, doing what i'd imagine to be the worst sins possible. (i dont remember much of what hell in south park looked like. apologies if i am incorrect in anything.) and if damien saw sadam and satans relationship, i believe it would just ruin 'love' for damien. (...not that he was much interested already.) i believe 'romance' would only serve to be a reminder of hell for damien. however - i think damien would at first reject notions of 'love' as an act of defiance and rebellion against his father, but soon after find he was more comfortable in being aroace.

...also i find it quite humorous - the son of satan being against sex and love.

•short throughout his life/adulthood

...alright, let me preface this with; i believe damien lives on earth with his mother(s). and, i do not mean to make his mother(s) appear monstrous or 'horrible'. yes, neglect is a terrible thing, but really - who could blame them? having a child like damien, his father being satan...

i think his biological mother would not like damien very much. he reminds her too much of satan. {damien looks like an exact copy of his mother, just as a man.}, therefore i believe taking proper care of him, or spending time with him - any at all - would grieve her far too much. ...for that reason, she doesnt. of course she isnt a terrible human, she gives him his bare necessities and wouldnt starve him (not purposely), but 'bare necessities' are leaving leftover food she cooked for her and her wife on the stove for damien to go out and get when he got hungry. ...though, that typically amounts to one meal. if damien wanted to eat something more, he would have to make it himself. and-due to his fire thing, his mother doesnt let him use the stove or oven. thankfully he is content with burnt frozen food! though, that isnt all nutritious. at all. essentially, he never got the nutrients he needed to grow taller.

•does almost everything to impress people.

this isnt even much of a headcanon. we see it in the damien episode (? apologies if this is incorrect-i havent done a runthrough of the show in a while.) when damien lights pip on fire. damien did so to impress the other kids. to show them that he wasnt just his father. that he too could be cool. that he was worthy of having friends. i dont see him as much of an uppity person, i dont think he would genuinely manipulate people/his power to get things he wanted. primarily because; in my mind, he would see using his power as something far to similar as his father. he loves his father, but does not want to be like him. ...however, if he were to do so it would be merely to show off.

•really close with pip.

in my mind when damien started going to south park elementary, no children wanted to hang out with him. given, he was the son of satan, but... the other kids have done much worse than be the company of the prince of hell. though, due to damien seemingly acting uppity (to the other kids, at least.) and him trying hard to impress them, no one wanted a part of it. however - philip also had no friends. ...so, the only person damien could really hang out with was philip. i feel as though at first it was mainly philip trying to be friends with damien. but as time progressed damien-albeit reluctantly-started to enjoy philips company. the fire thing still happened obviously, so they werent the best of friends, and their relationship had many many flaws. damien did apologize for the firework thing. it was a terrible apology because hes still a little rascal but, he apologized! so... it was fine enough.

FIN.

////(kirst i beg of you write five sentences without using 'i think'.) ...as always thank you for reading! this is my worst work so, apologies for that. i am quickly running out of motivation and ideas. i know - three characters in and i do not know what else to write about! woe ist me. ... however, im not opposed to hearing suggestions from any of you people..

i lied! i beg of you, give me characters to write for. asks are very very much open and encouraged. character ideas, headcanons you have and may want me to touch on, and just about anything else you may think of. i might take some time to complete them, (as, when i write for characters i typically like to rewatch their media beforehand so i get as little wrong as possible. with this work - damien - i have not done that. which is partially why it is bad. though i figured it has been a few days and i am due for a new post, so i tried to get this out as soon as i could.) and i will not do them in any set order, but i will try my best to complete them.

remember! i reserve the right {ha ha.} to deny or reject any request, ask, or headcanon. please please do not get mad at me if i do not answer your ask, ship your ship, (though...i am a multishipper open to just about anythng. however-i try not to write about ships or character sexualities - with the exception of damien - due to them being sooo heavily controversial.) answer your ask in a badly written way, or take a long time to answer. i do my best, but we all have days which we are not motivated enough to do anything , and i get very sad {which leads to unmotivation} frequently.

please! even if you think it may be a stupid ask or headcanon that makes no sense, or if you think you may be bothering me by putting in multiple asks, i implore you to still do so if you wish. carpe diem. {can you tell ive watched dps recently.. hm..} ((putting this here as I know i personally am far too anxious to use anyone's asks.)) ha! no longer can i say ive 'never used anyone's asks'. i finally have gained the courage. one does not grow or learn unless they try.

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•south park headcanons•

(or, rather, me rambling about this character and not proofreading afterwards.)

estella havisham

same as always. character may be read as aged up due to topics / timeline and whatnot, but no explicit age mentioned and nothing mdni.

--depictions of this character may not be canon accurate or how others/media portrays them. it is merely how i saw this character in watching the show and/or how i personally interpret them.

{{--estella is a character based off of one from a book, not just southpark. however, i have not yet gotten around to reading said book. and until i end up reading great expectations, this is based off of what ive seen from the episode 'pip'. these may be edited/i might make a separate post with my corrected or tweaked headcanons as i read the book.}}

•as a child, she had a large dollhouse.

i personally see her as one to like order and tidiness in her home. due to the conditions ms havisham's home was in, she never got the cleanliness she wouldve liked. to her, her dollhouse was a home she could decorate and fix as she wished. i think she woudve had a few dolls to go along with it, and envy the fact they got to exist in a space as nice as her dollhouse, and estella got the home she had.

•not too rude.

alright. for this one i feel like its a bit odd and i really could see it either way, but every time i watch the pip episode i view estella as someone who truly is not as 'mean' as she lets off. i believe ms. havisham pushed that insulting, rude, heartbreaker personality on estella far too much. every time estella called pip a string of insults, she said it in a way i interpreted as a learned manner. as if it were just words she learned sound good together. i suppose it could also be seen as estella's insults being second nature to her, but i think there was no intent or meaning behind her words. just her trying to come off as mean. and, yes, i do think she is a mean person. i think her personality is naturally rude, but i do not think it is as rude as some media portrays her as. i dont think she would only say insults to people. i think she still would insult, yes, but i dont think she would yell insults at someone for saying hi to her. (i dont think she would be the most sociable person, so said person might get responded with dirty looks and bitter tone, but not full on insults just for walking up to her.) though, her rudeness is a major part of her character, and i am not taking it away from her. i like her because of how she acts in that episode.

•she was rude to pip in the episode as a way to defend him

in the pip episode where pip went to first meet ms havisham, estella calls him rude names all along the way to ms. havishams room. yet, i dont recall her insulting him as much as the episode progressed. i saw this as estella purposefully being as offputting as possible so pip would not want to stay for the job. i believe she thought that by being mean to him, he would not want to take the job. as, her 'anger' seems to have dissipated slightly as the episode progressed, i think she did not want pip to fall into ms havishams trap. i see estella as one to have hated the idea of the genesis device and the heartbreaking. in my mind she truly just wanted to be her own person.

•as a teenager, her room is filled with dolls, toys, &c.

i think, once she finally managed to escape from ms havisham, she would have toys. to live the childhood she may have wanted, but never got. she may not play with them, but i think she would have those antique porcelain dolls with the curled hair. the pretty ones. i think she would like pretty things, things similar to the dress she wore in the latter part of the movie. they help her 'heal' her inner child.

fin.

////thats all for this post. however, not all i have for this character. i just think ive written alot already and my hand is aching. though, within this and the last post, i may make the number four a reoccurring amount of 'headcanons' per post. {i quite like the number four, it is inbetween my two favorite numbers-2 and 8.} that is, if i continue to post and dont end up deleting these in a weeks time...