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cannot stop thinking about this tweet… AUGH 😭

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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

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no because what is armand's excuse for staying in the same clothes for six days

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been losing my shit over this gif for like 5 minutes now

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Migraines are so stupid why am I being injured by light

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so gang how are we feeling about tmagp 30

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quick spideypoolverine.

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and juan 🧍🏽‍♂️🧍🏽‍♂️🧍🏽‍♂️looked 👁️👁️ up ⬆️⬆️⬆️ at the painting 🖼️🖼️🖼️and saw 👀👀 that theresa’s 💃💃💃 dead 😵husband 🕺was roberto 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️he had eloped 💍with his enemy’s widow 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ it’s a telenovela 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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AM I GOING INSANE ?????

Tmagp 22

Tmagp 30

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next season is just gonna constantly cut to sam following the archivist around ranting about Celia's betrayal like

Sam: I CAN'T believe she would DO THAT to me after everything!! I met her CHILD

Archivist: I don't really ca-

Sam: YOU TRIED TO EAT MY BRAIN, YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO ME

Archivist: OKAY DAMN

Sam: As I Was Saying. AFTER THE BEAUTIFUL NIGHT WE SHAR-

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SPOILERS FOR TMAGP 30‼️‼️‼️ y'all

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Things that make me lose my mind: Poolverine edition:

"Are you ready to be calm?"

"Not all of you was asleep."

Logan telling Wade that he'll never save the universe and it cuts to Wade looking like he'd been hit by a truck and the pan back to Logan instantly regretting it and getting even angrier than he was + Wade taking it all silently.

Wade using his thighs and leg to smash Logan's head into the side of the car.

Leg over Logan's shoulder as he penetrates Wade + Wade arching up and taking it like a good boy.

"I take it back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle dick." (ok, BRAT.)

"Oh we're just getting started, bub." (ok brat tamer.)

Logan smiling with Wade's blood dripping into his mouth. (freak...)

That shot of Wade bricked up in the back seat.

The entire Honda Odyssey scene alright. It's called sex when you're gay.

"You're the one that I want" Playing as they're trying to maul each other by the way.

D: "You smell something?" W: Yeah, you. A lot of you." Right before the DP variants appear. (why do you know what Wade smells like hm? that's gay.)

A song about blowjobs playing as they fight all the DP variants. "I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there???" and "I hear you call my name, and it feels like home" (gay.)

From "Did you just say you made an educated fucking wish?" to "Don't listen to him he's a liar." to "You didn't lie, you made an educated wish."

From "It's one of god's best jokes that you can't die" to breaking down the reinforced steel door to get to Wade.

Wade getting jealous when other people were ogling Logan shirtless and Logan actually listening to Wade and putting on a jacket.

"They called after me and I ignored them." To Wade calling Logan's name and taking a second before turning and going home with him.

The way Logan looks at Wade when he's being introduced to Blind Al. (I haven't seen him smile like this ever.)

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in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

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i'm literally okay and then i think about it