madamechoukette

[madamechoukette]

Sorry... AO3 is my bestfriend and they are a bad influence on me!

Riddick: So are we flirting right now?

Vaako: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Riddick: That doesn’t answer my question

[madamechoukette]

I watch The Chronicles of Riddick (again) so...

Riddick: Hey Vaako can I get a sip of your water?

Vaako: It's not water.

Riddick: Vodka, I like your style!

Vaako: It's vinegar.

Riddick: Wh-Wha-

Vaako: It's vinegar, COWARD!

[madamechoukette]

Gemini, Aquarius and Scorpio (the one who freezes in winter)!!!

[madamechoukette]

Sign water and sign air!

On the picture:

Scorpio, Aquarius, Gemini and Pisces

Cancer

Libra

[madamechoukette]

Gemini, Aquarius and Scorpio (the one who freezes in winter)!!!

[madamechoukette]

Stede : So are we flirting right now?

Izzy : I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Stede : That doesn’t answer my question

[madamechoukette]

Frenchie : Am I in trouble?

Ed: Take a guess.

Frenchie : No?

Ed: Take another guess.

[madamechoukette]

1️⃣1️⃣ days until season 2 of Our Flag Means Death 🏴‍☠️

[madamechoukette]

Random incorrect quotes

Izzy: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

Stede: You wanna see how hardcore I am? Stede: *punches wall* Stede: Stede: Take me to the hospital.

Ed: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.

[madamechoukette]

Lucius: WHY. why did you give Jim a KNIFE?!

Izzy: They said they felt unsafe.

Lucius: Now I feel unsafe!

Izzy: ... would you like a knife?

[madamechoukette]

Izzy: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Stede: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Izzy: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

[madamechoukette]

Izzy, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Ed: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

[madamechoukette]

Stede: Is something burning? Ed: Just my love for you. Stede: Ed, the treasure map is on fire.

[madamechoukette]

I can't wait for season 2!!!

Izzy: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Stede: *Out of breath* IGGY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

[madamechoukette]

Stede: I made tea. Izzy: I don’t want tea. Stede: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Izzy: Then why are you telling me? Stede: It is a conversation starter. Izzy: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Stede: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

[madamechoukette]

Stede: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Izzy: What did you do? Stede: Nobody died. Izzy: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

[madamechoukette]

Izzy to Ed: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.