the mermaid, the unicorn and the kraken.
prints + merch + commission info
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All the best girl boss friendships start off with a bitch you fucking hate and slowly start to care for.
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Want a scene where Stede and Izzy get carried away in the moment and kiss and then immediately feel horrified and both start screaming as loud as the actors can
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Say what you will about Stede Bonnet, but he is in demand. Blackbeard can't stop touching the stiddies, Prince Ricky gave him the eye at Spanish Jackie's, Anne Bonny climbed in his lap to kiss him sloppy, Hellkat Maggie was giggling and kicking her feet, even Izzy Hands slapped his ass and copped a feel of his thigh.
Ed was right. Everyone DOES want a piece of the Gentleman Pirate
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*Izzy's thoughts*: "This one is definetly cursed!"
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S1E6 The Art of Fuckery except when Izzy says “I’ll happily end it” Ed takes him up on it and throughout the rest of the day, Izzy’s real nice to Stede, the whole time knowing that he’ll be ending his life that night and Stede COMPLETELY misreads the situation and when Izzy pushes him into a dark corner of the ship to do it, Stede kisses him assuming that’s what this was all about. Poor touch-starved Izzy gets into it and after 10 or so minutes of making out, realizes killing Stede is NOT gonna get him laid, so he doesn’t do it and then has to walk-of-shame back to Blackbeard the next morning to fess up.
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I need a scene where Ed sees Stede and Izzy giggling and having fun together and he just becomes confused as shit. I want Izzy and Stede's new friendship to develop to the point where they have their own inside jokes, and while they're quietly talking to each other one of them just bursts out laughing and the rest of the crew are like "what's so funny?" and they're both just like "oh you wouldn't get it".
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Thank u Steddyhands server for the concept of 'Stede gets way too overconfident and tries to pick Izzy up and bang him against the wall, but his pint-size ass is actually built like a brick and Stede herniates a disc' (this originally starred Ed but I haven't drawn proper Stizzy in a while)
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ed is a kraken this and stede is a mermaid that
did you ever stop to consider izzy is literally their unicorn?
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Izzy x younger Stede commission for @/piratejamming on twitter
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If I had a nickel for every time I've shipped a popular mlm ship during a whole season and wanted them to get together the next season after a sad season finale
only to end up shipping character A with character B's ex instead (and hating character B)... I'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it is weird that it happened twice.
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