#ofmd incorrect quotes

[themistymountainscold]

stede: i love you.

ed, scoffing: how many people have you said that too?

stede: everyone.

ed: what?

stede: i told everyone that i love you.

[luciuscodedswedeboy]

[ofmdincorrect]

[jellybeanium124]

roach: just once I would like someone to say "thank you" for the goodbye sandwich I so thoughtfully prepared for them.

[frooogscream]

[celluloidbroomcloset]

Ed: Gonna meet this so-called "Gentleman Pirate" and really fuck him. Izzy: ...Up? You're going to fuck him up? Ed: Yep. Fuck right up him real good. Izzy: Fuck him up real good. Ed: ....I said what I said.

(Gif by @unaragazzadelnord)

[aithusarosekiller]

[ineffablyfallen]

Edward: Would you rather kill Stede or..?

Izzy: Yes, kill him.

Edward: But I didn't say the other

Izzy: I don't need to hear it.

Stede: I'm feeling a little unsafe.

[youshouldseemeinadeerstalker]

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[cordeliavenable]

[ an incorrect ofmd quote ]

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Blackbeard: I hear you're in the market for a new husband.

Spanish Jackie: Are you hitting on me?

Blackbeard: No I'm trying to pawn Izzy off on someone. Please take him.

[themistymountainscold]

ed: i learned some very valuable lessons from this.

izzy: i’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

ed: death isn’t real, and i’m basically God.

[madamechoukette]

Izzy: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Stede: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Izzy: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

[ofmdincorrect]

I died

[jellybeanium124]

Hornberry, arriving at an inn with his foppish blonde gay lover he ditched the navy with: We should be safe here for the night, my love. Stede, behind the front desk: Do I... know you from somewhere?

[frooogscream]