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gregorith whenever an exceptionally shitty soul finally dies and gets sent to level 9

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Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

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I found these on Pinterest

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neither of my designs made it to the semi-finals of uncover creation’s design a dildo contest so silver lining I can post them here

Gender-affirming set of double-ended dildos with optional cum tube, ergonomically designed for maximum pleasure whether playing by yourself or with a partner. With both clitoral and g-spot stimulation for the wearer, this set was made to give maximum “that’s my penis!” energy, whether human, were, or tentacle. Slide the base inside and fuck, grind, and stroke yourself to a visually phallic orgasm so out of this world you might forget it’s not yours, or strap into a harness for hands-free multi-partner fun. Take home your new penis today!

// I think this was too many designs in one and also the colors might be too complicated

Satiate your inner size goddess with the May Queen. With a raised floral crown and ridged vines swirling down her glittering body, her curves hit all the right spots. Her sturdy sun base is Vac-U-Lock compatible for hands-free celebration. Introduce her silky petals to yours today!

// there were several other flower designs that didn’t have multiple colors in one mold the way this one does and I think that’s the problem

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I am done with the old shit.

I release it into the wind.

And watch how I soar without it.

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The Yawn

Beauty Mlem ✨

2 cat 0 faces

Two Nice Photos

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as a society we need to stop streaming memberships and bring back buying content bc this shit is ridiculous

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i made a art

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hi world meet Nellie ✨✨✨

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let us all be grateful for the salmon who is so yummy and so nutritional and so easy to digest that i can eat it when i’m at my most sick and it replenishes and nourishes my body. celtic legend teaches the knowledge of the salmon, the wisest of all animals, as do the indigenous peoples where i live in the pnw. salmon also show us strength and tenacity in their upriver journeys home, and a returning to a place of generational and ancestral life. humans often take the animals we eat for granted, so this post is me putting the love and respect and appreciation of their sacrifice back into the universe.

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can 🐗 we 🐗 please 🐗 talk 🐗 about 🐗 the 🐗 warthogs 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗 🐗

✨ just 🏹 finished 🏴‍☠️ fantasticland 🎪 for 🧚🏻‍♀️ the 🎡 third 🎢 time 🛠 this 🦸🏻‍♀️ month 🧨 everything ⚔️ is 🤖 fine ✨

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The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

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the problem with narcolepsy

is whenever I want to make a post about how terrible it is and how much it sucks and impacts my life

I am too tired

and can’t think of the right words or format or gifs or whatever I put in regular posts

because

I am so so so so so tired

I can barely hold my phone

or keep my eyes open

because

narcolepsy is the fucking worst :)))