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dr. wombat.

Dr wombat

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More Marvel x textposts because Im a little feral and this is my enrichment

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3rd time the charm

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Hilson x quotes because I miss them

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girl, so confusing is just house & wilson’s entire relationship compressed into hyperpop

Ive been obsessed with girl, so confusing ft Lorde by charli xcx and in listening to it on repeat my mind naturally went to house and wilson AND WHAT THE FUCK???

First of all, the beat. That weirdly bouncy yet slightly melancholic rhythm? It’s got that walking-down-the-hospital-hallway energy, but with an underlying tension

The rhythm is messy but controlled, like House, sharp and unpredictable, but Wilson is always there, in sync, following his lead even when it’s reckless.

This song is their toxic, co-dependent, “i hate you but i’d die without you” relationship in hyperpop form. the tension? the exhaustion? the undeniable obsession???

and omg the lyrics??

“sometimes i think you might hate me, sometimes i think i might hate you” → House & Wilsons entire relationship is built on this exact push-pull resentment-laced codependency.

They infuriate each other on a fundamental level. House torments Wilson for sport. Wilson enables House out of some deeply buried need to be needed. And yet?? They cant leave. They will never leave.

“so we go to a restaurant, sometimes it feels a bit awkward cause we don’t have much in common”→ TELL ME THIS ISN’T HOUSE & WILSON HAVING THEIR WEIRD LITTLE LUNCHES TOGETHER EVERY DAY.

And then they sit there, eating, and the air is thick with tension, banter, and the fundamental knowledge that they have no real reason to be friends other than the fact that they simply are. They are opposites. Wilson ever the hopeless romantic while House being his bitter cynical self. House is openly a bastard while Wilsons got that kind eyes good boy swag energy. YET they are inseparable. their ��awkwardness” is not “oh we dont have much in common” its “why the hell are we like this? why are we still here, circling each other, sharing meals, acting like we are normal when we are anything but?”

“it’s you and me on the coin, the industry loves to spend.” → HELLO???? THAT IS HOUSE & WILSON.

Their dynamic is the currency of the entire show. It’s the central relationship, the emotional anchor, the thing that gets tested, stretched, broken, repaired. The show spends their relationship constantly. drama, fights, betrayals, reconciliations, it uses them over and over because their bond is the most compelling thing on screen.

Also the ending of the song??

“and when we put this to bed the internet will go crazy, I’m glad I know how you feel cause I ride for you, Charli”→ HOUSE & WILSON RIDING OFF INTO THE SUNSET TOGETHER. Wilson has months to live, House throws his entire life away to be with him, and they go off together, just the two of them, because at the end of the day, that’s all that’s ever mattered.

House isn’t House without Wilson. Wilson isn’t Wilson without House.

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Good boy. GOOD BOY.

Good Boy

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House MD x reaction memes

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Marvel x text posts I made instead of writing my paper

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Every episode is 45 minutes of House being a toxic little man, ruining lives, gaslighting people, and then solving the case because the patient coughed in a way that reminded him of a childhood trauma he refuses to acknowledge.

But also sometimes he just wants to serenade the sterile corridors of PPTH while strumming his cane like its a fender in a smokey dive bar uwu

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EVERY SINGLE DAY I TAKE THIS FROM YOU.

the hair is adorable, I dont deny that.

THE FIGURE IS SVELTE

“you ANTIPODEAN speck of BLUM FLUFF. ”

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Unrealistic things in House MD

The fact that no one has picked House up by the scruff of his neck and shaken him like a misbehaving chihuahua

That no one has gently folded House up and placed him inside an ice box to cool off

That no one has locked House in a supply closet and just walked away.

That there isnt a big red secret button in the hospital labeled “STOP HOUSE” that only wilson has access to.

That somehow he is allowed to walk in public without a tiny leash and a sign that says “DO NOT FEED OR ENCOURAGE”

That no one has put House in a jar labelled “House shaped disaster” and just rolled him around the hospital for easy access when they need him.

That he hasnt been given his own reality TV segment where he gets to roam around diagnose random objects and insult whoever gets too close to him.

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fucking terrified of owls but yes let the birdificafion commence

the patient needs birdification to live

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More Marvel x text posts bc the fixation is somatizing

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Marvel x text posts I made instead of doing whatever you should be doing after making a house md x text posts post.

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House md x text posts I made instead of doing whatever else you should be doing at 2am.