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Daredevil x textposts

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Its not that I want to think about the wilson dance everyday. its that I have no choice 💔

Nothing just Wilson being a MOOD🕺🏻

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I AM NOT OKAYYYY this is my sign to rewatch house yet again.

There's no normal explanation for this.

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House MD + text posts pt. ∞

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OKAY WHAT?? PUNISHER AND MATT.

chat. its giving catholic boy and grimdark war dog bickering like a divorced couple on their morality philosophies.

MATT’S OUT HERE LIKE:

“There’s good in people, Frank. even the worst of them. They can be saved.”

FRANK JUST STARES HIM DOWN LIKE:

“Save ’em from what? Me? Or themselves?”

AND THEN THEY STARE AT EACH OTHER LIKE THE MORALLY OPPOSED LOVERS

Franks out here committing war crimes with the emotional depth of a grave, and Matt’s bleeding from seven places trying to out-pray the Punishers kill count with righteous fists and denial.

why does it feel like they both kind of want to be the other man.?? ITS LIKE matts the devout believer in broken men and franks the broken man who cant believe.

I fear I might have to make a side blog I am SHAKING.

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decided to resume watching Daredevil s2 AND OH MY GOD??

guys. FOGGY. FOGGY NELSON. public defender but more importantly MATT MURDOCK DAMAGE CONTROL. foggy is out here patching up his blood soaked best friend because he got shot in the head

and matt. MATT. bro is just like “:3 can i go now?? i have to dramatically whisper in a hallway and get battered”

GUYS. matt is literally like “so what if I got assassinated a little 🥺”

and foggys here like “MATTHEW YOU GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD” and Matts got his baby bruise face on, like hes trying to climb out the window whispering stuff like “justice doesnt sleep foggy :3”

meow meow vigilante. meow meow concussed and delusional. MEOW MEOW REFUSES MEDICAL ATTENTION because guilt is far more effective than anesthetic.

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House and Cheese!!!!

greng ‘domt meas with my son’ Haus

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House MD + text posts pt. ∞

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Chase MD would consist of Chase looking up at the sky but he's not looking up to god, he's looking to House. He realizes House wouldn't be up there so he starts looking down. He's not there either, House is at the club. The Gay Club. Little white boy prays to God (His homosexual Boss that put him in situations and scenarios.)

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Gregory House staring at the camera after ruining two marriages, stealing a child’s candy and making a sexist remark to a pregnant woman

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house md x reaction pics

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marvel x text posts

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House MD x text posts because enrichment

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I think House should:

accept that he'll never be able to date Wilson, as the man is tragically heterosexual

start dating a man

the man's name is like,,, Will Jameson (House gets photo ID proof of this bc he doesn't believe it's not a weird prank at first)

House starts genuinely falling for this guy, and shyly (as shy as he gets, anyway) talks to Wilson about it, who also thinks it's a weird prank at first

House does get tongue tied occasionally and says Wilson's name in bed and says Will Jameson's name at work, and Wilson is VERY jealous about this (in his special repressed way)

anyway then some more things happen and House and Wilson stop being stupid and they fuck about it the end

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dr. wombat.

Dr wombat

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More Marvel x textposts because Im a little feral and this is my enrichment

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3rd time the charm