#incorrect ironstrange

[strangeironaf]

Tony: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Stephen : At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Tony: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Stephen : Somehow that's worse.

[malpractisnt]

More Marvel x textposts because Im a little feral and this is my enrichment

[ironfey-42]

Tony: Stephen, you know how shark whales are my favorite animas? Stephen: Yes, cuz…*spews cool facts about shark whales* Tony: well yes, but really it’s cuz they look like old smiling grandmas and grandpas. Stephen: *confused and but endeared nods* Tony: well do you think we’ll look like cute old dope people when we’re all old and wrinkly? Stephen: *no hesitations* Yes.

[iron-strange12]

America: So, Peter gets to hang out with Tony in the lab…

Stephen: Yes

America: The place where it's “so dangerous, you might want to duck and cover America!”

Stephen: That's correct..

America, muttering to herself in sarcastically: …clearly I'm not the favorite then

Peter, shouting from the other room : I’ve been dead before, you haven't!

[oleg-raiders]

Tony: I want to come to you. I'm burning up inside.

Stephen: it's heartburn, most likely.

[obsessedwithmarvelbecausewhynot]

Tony: I feel like sherlock holmes right now.

Stephen: I would say the same thing..

[kaethefangirl]

Tony Stark listens to Fall out boy. Convince me otherwise.

Stephen: *can't sleep, so he goes down to the lab to see what Tony's doing*

Tony: *casually screaming at the top of his lungs as he works* YOU WILL REMEMBER MEEE, REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIESSS!

[ironstrangeheart]

Peter: *listening to 'Don't k!ll yourself, you'll die anyway' by Sailor Mel.*

The other Avengers: *faces with mixtures of horror and concern*

Tony: Share that with me, will you kid?

Stephen: Yeah, me too.

[harpywritesfic]

tony goes to pick stephen up for a date and he's standing on the front steps talking to himself trying to psych himself up to knock. stephen's waiting behind the door for tony to knock so he can open it and hears him.

tony, to himself: get it together, pretty boy, you've got a hot date tonight. don't screw this up.

he knocks. stephen opens the door.

stephen: hi, pretty boy.

tony:

[ironstrange-is-the-endgame]

The Avengers as shit I said pt. 3

Stephen: why is the cast of Oppenheimer hotter than the one of Barbie?

[strangeironaf]

Stephen: 'You're the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?

Tony: It means You are the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Stephen: but what’s the first worst thing?

Awkward pause

Tony: Steph, they...they weren’t always orphans.

Stephen:

[malpractisnt]

Tony is obessed with magic AU

Tony: So how do I get a magic cape like yours? Can I program it? Can it fly faster than my suit? Strange: You can’t just make everything into tech, Tony. Tony: Challenge accepted. Strange: Do not make an AI-powered Cloak of Levitation. Tony: Too late. I’ve already named it ‘REGGIE’

(Reactive Elevated Guardian Guidance Intelligent Equipment)

[ironfey-42]

Tony and Stephen dancing to Michael Buble Peter: *walks into the room* Ooooo Michael Bubble!!! Noice. IronStrange: *stops dancing abruptly* Ummmm what? Peter: *face going red* it’s an inside joke I have with Ned?

[iron-strange12]

America: I hope you choke on a waffle!

Peter: I hope I do too!

Stephen: stop it both of you, Peter you know you’re not allowed to choke on a waffle

Tony: that’s right, the only people allowed to choke in this tower are me and Stephen

America and Peter screaming

[oleg-raiders]

Pepper: If Stephen screwed up so badly, why do you keep talking to him?

Tony: He has a great beard.

Pepper: What are you hiding?

Tony: I'm gay. Oh, that's not what you meant. Although this explains a lot: there is no girl, always with Strange, obsession

with clothes...

[1nkpen]

*Avengers playing never have I ever*

Bruce: Never have I ever seen Stark naked.

*Rhodey, Natasha, Pepper, Loki, Steve, Bucky, and Stephen all take a shot*

Tony: In my defence i have a very appealing body.