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marsinoff · 23 hours
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Max: Yeah, I'm good with what I have (about to explode with yapping).
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marsinoff · 1 day
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Pierre: They used to make smackable technology. You used to be able to hit your TV when it didn't work good.
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marsinoff · 2 days
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Pierre: What is an oxymoron? Max: Fiery ice. Charles: Bittersweet. Carlos: Pleasing pain. Lando: Noiseless sound. Lance: Cruel kindness. Daniel: Moron with oxygen. Pierre: Pierre: Fucking heavenly hell.
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marsinoff · 2 days
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...penalty points
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marsinoff · 2 days
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Carlos: I'm trying new things. Max, Charles, Fernando, Yuki, Lance & Oscar: Illegal things?
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marsinoff · 2 days
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Lando: Oscar, what's happening? Oscar: Daniel is literally throwing shit against me! Lando: What kind of shit? Oscar: Oranges, apples, bananas, his hopes and dreams of having a normal day in his life. Lando: *bursts into laughter*
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marsinoff · 2 days
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Oscar: I walked up to a restaurant entrance at the same time as this guy and Logan held the first door for me and then I held the second door for him and Logan said "we call that the Midwestern two-step" with a laugh and I've been thinking about it all day.
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marsinoff · 2 days
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Pierre: Hint: You can combine subjects with predicates to form sentences. Esteban: I crashed. Pierre: Hint: Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Esteban: I crashed and exploded. Pierre: Hint: I am at my fucking limit.
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marsinoff · 2 days
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Lando, pointing his broken nose: Yeah, that's why Zak is desperately looking for a bandage sponsor for me.
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marsinoff · 2 days
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Charles, to Max: You came back wrong, and I am racked with guilt, because I cannot bear to see you like this, and I should have let you rest. I loved you so much that I defied death itself, but I do not think either of us are happy until now.
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marsinoff · 3 days
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Max: I just got diagnosed as your soulmate, Charles. Charles: Yeah, sorry. Now we must spend the rest of our lives together.
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marsinoff · 3 days
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a very smol liet <3
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marsinoff · 3 days
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as of now
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marsinoff · 3 days
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Carlos: Breaking news: if I establish boundaries, the world does not explode and I am not placed into “horrible people” jail.
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marsinoff · 3 days
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Lance: Choices made in anger is such a crazy image. If you know what I'm talking about?
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marsinoff · 5 days
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no not lucas...
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marsinoff · 6 days
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Charles: The car needs more hp.. the Red Bull's are so fast! Ferrari strategist: Copy, understood. HP sponsorship. Charles: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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