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maxhamproductions · 6 years ago
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A major #rebrand is coming for me guys. I may be off Instagram until then. #family #writersofinstagram #cosplayphotography #writingbooks #kids #entertainment #bookwriter #booknerd #newlook #writers #scammers #animefun #books #author #indiewriter #indiesdoitbetter #maxattax https://www.instagram.com/p/B0AAT3rBS7M/?igshid=1j5z5u87wle9e
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maxhamproductions · 6 years ago
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#sharethelord #1minutesermons #oneminutesermon #god #godisgood #godisgoodallthetime #praisethelord #oursavior #oursaviour #jesuschrist #jesus #bloodofalamb #hissacrifice #family #writersofinstagram #cosplayphotography #writingbooks #kids #entertainment #bookwriter #booknerd #newlook #writers #scammers #animefun #books #author #indiewriter #indiesdoitbetter #maxattax https://www.instagram.com/p/BzuO5CKB4_6/?igshid=hakjp4nxn1j8
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maxhamproductions · 6 years ago
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The #lord #god works in #miraculous and mysterious ways! #sharethelord #1minutesermons #oneminutesermon Praise the Lord for this day! Let us sing His name and bring glory to Him! #family #writersofinstagram #cosplayphotography #writingbooks #kids #entertainment #bookwriter #booknerd #newlook #writers #scammers #animefun #books #author #indiewriter #indiesdoitbetter #maxattax https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzror2ph_sY/?igshid=3x1boekqddqm
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maxhamproductions · 6 years ago
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#sharethelord #christianity #lordsavedus #bloodofchrist We are #saved By nothing but His #grace and His #sacrafice #sacrifice #his #love #1minutesermons More to come!! #family #writersofinstagram #cosplayphotography #writingbooks #kids #entertainment #bookwriter #booknerd #newlook #writers #scammers #animefun #books #author #indiewriter #indiesdoitbetter #maxattax https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzozc0Dh2PK/?igshid=1ocl86is5prhe
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maxhamproductions · 6 years ago
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Day 47 #100photosin100days Going to see #spidermanfarfromhome tonight!! #excited #excitement #spiderman #biggestfan #marvel #superhero #family #writersofinstagram #cosplayphotography #writingbooks #kids #entertainment #bookwriter #booknerd #newlook #writers #scammers #animefun #books #author #indiewriter #indiesdoitbetter #maxattax https://www.instagram.com/p/BzjU8Pah373/?igshid=im1muumnp24q
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maxhamproductions · 6 years ago
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Day 44 #100photosin100days #camping #greatoutdoors #jellystonepark #yogibear #family #writersofinstagram #cosplayphotography #writingbooks #kids #entertainment #bookwriter #booknerd #newlook #writers #scammers #animefun #books #author #indiewriter #indiesdoitbetter #maxattax https://www.instagram.com/p/BzavkJtB1R-/?igshid=10o1sye4rn3jw
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maxhamproductions · 6 years ago
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A #growingboy so cute. #innocent #cherished forever. My #son #family #writersofinstagram #cosplayphotography #writingbooks #kids #entertainment #bookwriter #booknerd #newlook #writers #scammers #animefun #books #author #indiewriter #indiesdoitbetter #maxattax https://www.instagram.com/p/BzWzE_EhBJw/?igshid=uua1kv2b5jhx
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maxhamproductions · 6 years ago
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#grommet this grommet that! THE FUCK DOES GROMMET MEAN!? #jontron #youtube #crackmeup #family #writersofinstagram #cosplayphotography #writingbooks #kids #entertainment #bookwriter #booknerd #newlook #writers #scammers #animefun #books #author #indiewriter #indiesdoitbetter https://www.instagram.com/p/BzUWL2JBiSl/?igshid=12kp268tqxl92
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maxhamproductions · 6 years ago
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Day 41 #100photosin100days One #week later it's still #hilarious #paradecrashers #mydad #ohmygod #family #writersofinstagram #cosplayphotography #writingbooks #kids #entertainment #bookwriter #booknerd #newlook #writers #scammers #animefun #books #author #indiewriter #indiesdoitbetter https://www.instagram.com/p/BzTW3Kkh6tb/?igshid=17eh0ayo4ek7f
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maxhamproductions · 6 years ago
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Day 33 #100photosin100days #childhood #besties #bestfriends #bestfriendsforever #bff Chloe pushing her best friend Zoe on the swing. #family #writersofinstagram #cosplayphotography #writingbooks #kids #entertainment #bookwriter #booknerd #newlook #writers #scammers #animefun #books #author #indiewriter #indiesdoitbetter https://www.instagram.com/p/BzEyRcmhTb2/?igshid=upf3wznht2mg
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maxhamproductions · 6 years ago
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My #father #crashed the #plaistow #ohdparade #oldhomeday #ohd2019 #plaistowoldhomeday #100photosin100days Day 34 #family #writersofinstagram #cosplayphotography #writingbooks #kids #entertainment #bookwriter #booknerd #newlook #writers #scammers #animefun #books #author #indiewriter #indiesdoitbetter https://www.instagram.com/p/BzBgCs0Bsi0/?igshid=d61wmyuw45km
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maxhamproductions · 6 years ago
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A little late to the draw. #100photosin100days Happy #pridemonth #gay #happy To all those gays out there know that #maxattax supports you and your #right to #pursuitofhappiness #family #writersofinstagram #cosplayphotography #writingbooks #kids #entertainment #bookwriter #booknerd #newlook #writers #scammers #animefun #books #author #indiewriter #indiesdoitbetter https://www.instagram.com/p/By6XmtohlPi/?igshid=geyqkpdu97u7
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maxhamproductions · 6 years ago
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Day 30 #100photosin100days Beautiful #summerdays This will be a #summer to remember #family #writersofinstagram #cosplayphotography #writingbooks #kids #entertainment #bookwriter #booknerd #newlook #writers #scammers #animefun #books #author #indiewriter #indiesdoitbetter https://www.instagram.com/p/By3pKc1hVqT/?igshid=1o1ecx87q37t4
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maxhamproductions · 6 years ago
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Earth’s friends: Grognak’s invasion
Grognak’s Invasion
Everything has lead us to this point here. The big green tentacle alien lead his army of clones to earth from Venus. After devastating the planet but not conquering, he was thirsty for blood. His large ships were the fiercest in the Universe. Their cannons capable of destroying the largest of buildings and the strongest of forts. It was time to reign supreme in the Milky Way Galaxy. Somehow the great Venusian warrior Venus Mercury managed to somehow talk Grognak into going to earth instead of conquering Venus, earth is approximately 3 light years away from Venus and Grognak’s ships can travel that in about 12 earth hours.
Venus Mercury almost failed her people. Though she did manage to fend Grognak off and keep Venus safe for the fine being, she knew he’d be back eventually unless she destroyed him. Watching her people suffer was too hard for her to do nothing about earth’s invasion. She looked at her companions, Clay, and Sheeta, they knew that the three of them were about to go to earth on a suicide mission. Venus’ ship is the fastest in the universe. They hopped in her flying sphere and set off for earth, they will arrive in eight hours.
As they got closer to the blue and green planet she scanned the area for landing spots.
“Prepare for landing!” Sheeta said as the giant sphere came crashing down into the Mojave desert creating a rather large crater. They got out of their spacecraft in their shiny silver spacesuits the took steps into the sand. As they scanned the area Clay found something.
“It appears this planet’s leader is located 2,583 miles in some place called ‘Manhattan’ if we leave now we can warn them with plenty of time before Grognak’s inevitable arrival. They activated their spacesuit jetpacks and began flying to New York.
They flew faster than anything that has ever been seen on earth and because of this the F.A.A jumped onto their tails really fast.
“What should we do ma'am?” Her big green assistant asked.
“We’ve more important things to do than play with earth jets! Ignore them!” Venys commanded. They left the jets in their dust leaving the jet pilots confused and angered.
President Luciano was alerted of them and he assumed they were related to the resistance and Sandra’s renegades.
“Dammit! Send out the robot drones to scout the area!” Vice President Jack Blade pushed a button he pulled out of his pocket which launched hundreds of tiny yet powerful drones.
When Venus and her cohorts arrived in Manhattan they scanned for the location to the Miracorps H.Q and walked on foot as their space suits changed to blend in to look like earth clothes.
The flying at super sonic speeds didn’t just attract the attention of earths main government but it also caught the attention of Sandra and her renegades.
“Woah! What was that?” Blades said pointing at the sky but the aliens were gone with the blink of an eye. The entire group was stunned and luckily they were not far from Manhattan.
“Let’s go there might be trouble!” Sandra said very concerned. What went through her mind was more about what Jack might have created to terrorize civilians more easily. They left and trekked as fast as they could.
When Sandra and her renegades arrived Venus and her friends were already at H.Q in what looked like a standoff with Jack and his team of villains to the left of her, NYPD to the right and President Luciano himself in front. Sandra and her renegades arrived next to Venus assuming she needed protection.
“Attention earth we request an attendance with the leader of this fine planet with an urgent announcement. “ She, Sheeta, and Clay put down their weapons.
Everyone lowered their weapons. The President, concerned, spoke aloud.
“What planet are you from exactly? I am Tony Luciano president of earth.”
“Mr. President we haven’t much time an evil conqueror named Grognak is on his way as we speak to take over this planet and kill all earthlings. “ The president raised an eyebrow in disbelief.
“Please go on ms….”
“Mercury. Venus Mercury the great warrior princess of Venus.” She was recognized by one of his secret service members. They whispered in his ear.
“Sir, that is Jessica Stryder from our failed space program of about five years ago.”
“Didn’t we abandon her?”
“Yes sir.”
“Ms. Mercury please tell us what we should do to prepare for this…”
“Grognak.”
“Right Grognak. (Call the paranormal force). Right this way please let’s discuss further in my office. “ He forced a smile and let her into the massive building. Jack and Sandra looked at each other and both felt this was not the time to continue their rivalry.
It was the start of a normal school day at Stan Lee Elementary located in Queens. For Jackson, Chloe, Lacey, and Seeley they moved on into their classrooms before a melancholy announcement was heard over the p.a system.
“Attention faculty and students there is a major event going on at the Capitol building, Miracorps H.Q, please turn on your classroom projectors to watch the news. Chloe and Jackson’s teacher did just that. The announcer was a young blond lady
“It appears just one hour ago there was a standoff between local and federal authorities and the terrorists known as Sandra’s renegades. Witnesses are unsure why they were there but they also say there was an alien girl in the middle of it all asking for a conference with president Luciano Witnesses claim she has to warn him of a dangerous alien coming to conquer earth!” After hearing this news both Jackson and Chloe raised their hands and asked to use the bathroom. The teacher dismissed them and out in the hallway they met up with their younger siblings Lacey and Seeley and they transformed into the Siamese Ninja Heroes.
“Let’s get ready for action!” Jackson yelled.
They transformed into the feline quad and teleported to where they needed to go. When they arrived they confused both Jack and Sandra.
“What the hell?” Jack yelled.
“We really need to address that teleportation after transformation thing don’t we?” Skye laughed. Max scanned the feline children as did Garfield.
“It appears what we have before us are four mystical feline beings powered by the elements “ Max said giving his analysis.
“In English please! Reeze said smacking him in the back of the head.
“Four magic cats.” Max dubbed it down for him.
“First aliens now cats?” Reeze said scratching his head.
“Uh fear not citizens we are the Siamese Ninja Heroes and we are here to stop the evil aliens!” Fury said deepening his voice as he spoke.
“Did someone say aliens “ A voice from afar uttered. It was Vocatus and Adolwolf of the Paranormal Force! Jack recognized him right away and decided to go inside the building and meet up with president Luciano.
“I don’t need this kind of trouble Jack Blade out!” Sandra on the other hand was a little more star struck. She had never met any of the Paranormal Force or even seen them in person. The Siamese Ninja Heroes didn’t know who he was. Vocatus shot them with a beam that froze them in team.
“Are these the aliens?” Vocatus asked.
“They don’t smell like aliens, sir!” Adolwolf replied sniffing them. “They smell like…children.”
“Who are you and why are you…dressed like that?” Vocatus asked as he unfrozen them.
“We’re the Siamese Ninja Heroes!” Bibie blurted out.
“Run along kiddos , this is grown up work.” He turned to Sandra.
“I’m going to pretend I didn’t see you as my orders are to arrest you on the spot.”
“Thanks Captain!” Sandra said as she and her cohorts fled the scene. The cats stayed.
“But we’re here to help!” Fury exclaimed.
“This is no job for kids even if you are mystics.” They became annoyed but Fury was angered.
“Do you know why they call me Fury?”
“Fury don’t!” Rosie said trying to hold Fury back but fire entered his eyes and a fireball in each hand.
“I’m not playing!” He said as he shoved Rosie to the side and marched toward Vocatus.
“Don’t do this Fury! We don’t attack other good guys!”
“Shut up Rosie!” He created a huge flamethrower around Vocatus and Adolwolf as the other Siamese Ninja Heroes ran for cover. Skye texted Super Steak for help and Rosie contacted Sheila.
Steak sat in his seventh grade classroom counting the minutes until lunch. Mrs. Tanglia taught algebra boldly but mostly she was BORING. Steak’s belt vibrated and he became anxious and fidgety.
“Is there a problem Steak?”
“Yes may I please get some fresh air?”
“Yes, but please hurry back!” She was annoyed but recognized the new school policy which was to allow students to leave as necessary. He rushed out of the classroom and into a janitor’s closet he answered his beeperwear saw that it was Seeley/Skye, rolled his eyes, but transformed into Super Steak and flew to Miracorps H.Q.
Sheila’s home ect class was going well she, of course, was queen of the classroom distributing work to all of her classmates. When she noticed the text from Chloe/Rosie she stopped what she was doing and forwarded the message to her secret team mates.
“Are you ok, Sheila? You look like you saw a ghost. “ Her teacher asked.
“Yes sorry I just got an important text, I need to leave and make a phone call.”
“Of course!” Sheila scurried out of the school into the courtyard where her friends meet her. Scott is in a bathing suit as he was in the middle of swim class. They look at him and laugh.
“What happened Scott?”
“I received your text during swim team!” They snickered a bit more and all transformed into their respective beast modes. Jamie into a bird.
“Come on guys let’s go help our friends!” Jamie said flying away as the others ran to try and keep up.
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maxhamproductions · 6 years ago
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3 #pictures depicts 3 #generations of #gatti #men #family #writersofinstagram #cosplayphotography #writingbooks #kids #entertainment #bookwriter #booknerd #newlook #writers #scammers #animefun #books #author #indiewriter #indiesdoitbetter https://www.instagram.com/p/ByyU5zEhYAc/?igshid=kgqbf54s1kra
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maxhamproductions · 6 years ago
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Day 28 #100photosin100days #father My #dad Though we may be very #different we are cut from the #lineage and #heritage #family #writersofinstagram #cosplayphotography #writingbooks #kids #entertainment #bookwriter #booknerd #newlook #writers #scammers #animefun #books #author #indiewriter #indiesdoitbetter https://www.instagram.com/p/ByyUfvzhA_q/?igshid=5ua1cs9onyom
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maxhamproductions · 6 years ago
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Day 27 #100photosin100days #fatherdaughter #daddydaughterbond We both got #sunglasses and #free #icecream #family #writersofinstagram #cosplayphotography #writingbooks #kids #entertainment #bookwriter #booknerd #newlook #writers #scammers #animefun #books #author #indiewriter #indiesdoitbetter https://www.instagram.com/p/ByvOKhDBolf/?igshid=idpk5xv35nls
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