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Gay T-Shirt: Unicorn, rainbow, and glitter oh my! Sleeveless Shirt - $18.95 Made by Zazzle Apparel This is probably the gayest t-shirt of all existence. It features the silhouette of a unicorn covered in glitter and with a rainbow overlay to get the full effect. Sleeveless, obvi. For when you need to go to a gay Pride parade and slay. YAAAS QUEEN!

...because I really like unicorns. And also stereotypes. 

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO5tEyJJGH0)

Hard to believe somebody as weird as I am can find love. But you know. Sometimes you do. Meet my new boyfriend, voice over style! 

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That moment when you remember that you have a Tumblr that you haven't posted on forever. Okay bye.

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https://soundcloud.com/singleafpodcast/old-school-dating-im-a-flake-single-af-podcast-ep-11

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(via 2016 Progress Report, Projects Update, 2017 Goals - Michael Noker)

Oh dear lord it’s finally almost over. 

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My boyfriend does my voice over. A dark comedy. 

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https://soundcloud.com/singleafpodcast/i-want-a-boyfriend-how-to-find-a-healthy-relationship-single-af-podcast-ep-10

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blVeEKFfINs)

My idiocy knows no bounds. 

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZbOqMXaa_A)

Here’s a super boring story time video about going on a date with a famous drag queen! 

I’ll be posting lots of videos and blog posts all through Christmas Eve and Christmas day, so if you’re home alone (or just get really bored with your family), come hang out with me on my channel! 

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Should You Be Friends with Your Ex? Should you stay friends with an ex?  Does staying friends with an ex have any benefits? Have you ever stayed friends with an ex-boyfriend or stayed friends with an ex-girlfriend? Has your boyfriend or girlfriend ever insisted on staying friends with his or her ex?

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https://soundcloud.com/singleafpodcast/should-you-be-friends-with-your-ex-should-you-stay-friends-with-an-ex-single-af-podcast-ep-9

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u68iJTbtba8)

For your amusement (and judgement). 

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This week, I got the chance to visit the Humane Society of El Paso to play with puppies and kittens. The staff was gracious enough to let me roll around with animals while we recorded a video to dispel myths, misconceptions, and stereotypes surrounding animal shelters, shelter pets, and pit bulls. 

Give it a watch and make sure you support them! They’ve got a wonderful, huge facility. They’re a no-kill shelter and entirely funded by grants and private donations, so they rely on people like you to change the lives of animals.  

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So I started another Tumblr

In the interest of trying to clean up my Tumblr (and, well, everything else), I started another, separate Tumblr for the Single AF Podcast. If you’re a fan of the podcast, you should follow said Tumblr. If you’re not a fan of the podcast yet, you should listen to an episode of the Single AF Podcast at Soundcloud. 

I’ll still be reblogging everything here (either in video or audio form... or both), but still. Follow. Do it. Right now. 

Okay bye.

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(via Single AF Alone for the Holidays Survival Guide - Michael Noker)

So be honest with me: how did Thanksgiving go for you? Did you enjoy a lovely turkey dinner with your drunk uncle and vaguely racist aunt? Do you have yet another year under your belt of successfully dodging your family’s disappointment in your relationship status? Did you spend most of it connected to Tinder thirstily swiping your way through your hometown to feel less lonely? Christmas is coming. Maybe you need the Single AF Alone for the Holidays Survival Guide (2016 edition!) to help you through the holidays as a lonely, single person.

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reading Oh the Places You'll Go by Dr. Seuss https://www.younow.com/michaelthenoker/147148958/17803543/57eb5dnz/b/November-28,-2016

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https://soundcloud.com/singleafpodcast/single-for-cuffing-season-and-the-holidays-single-af-podcast-ep-7