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gay people can never flirt normally it's always like i have failed multiple marriages for you
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Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out
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Fondly remembering how I used to get away with being incredibly coarse in high school by only saying things the teachers found funny
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anonymously send me a fruit!
🍏 Green Apple: I like your personality more than your blog!
🍎 Red Apple: I like your blog and your personality!
🍌 Banana: You’re fun to talk to!
🍒 Cherries: I think you’re hot!
🥥 Coconut: I like your taste in music!
🍆 Eggplant: I don’t remember why I followed you…
🍇 Grapes: I wish we were better friends!
🥝 Kiwi Fruit: I have a small crush on you…
🍋 Lemon: I love your sense of fashion!
🍈 Melon: I love your sense of humor
🍑 Peach: I want to date you!
🍐 Pear: I wish you knew I existed…
🍍 Pineapple: We never talk, but I care about you!
🍓 Strawberry: I have a huge crush on you!
🍊 Tangerine: I prefer what you post more than what you reblog
🍉 Watermelon: I prefer what you reblog more than what you post
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“I’d like to reinvestigate this cold case.” *With the intention of storming into your secluded, rural American town police department, declaring not only that I am a lesbian, but I knew at a glance that you are too and you’re definitely not getting any out here also will you drive me to the most dangerous part of town so we can experience a terrible trauma together that will inevitably lead to something erotic.*
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Decay Cubed
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I haven't seen this version anywhere so I made one!
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Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say
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Treasure
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Bonus: I only went to the touristy bit to see the unexploded bomb the coastguard found
A little underwhelming.
At the beach on the island:
Enthusiastic woman to teenager: “look Samuel, two pretty shells joined together! And auntie Liza found me a piece of porcelain with a face on it!”
Teenager: “wow mum that’s beautiful!”
Me, with a handful of teeth and bones: *tut* “weirdos.”
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At the beach on the island:
Enthusiastic woman to teenager: “look Samuel, two pretty shells joined together! And auntie Liza found me a piece of porcelain with a face on it!”
Teenager: “wow mum that’s beautiful!”
Me, with a handful of teeth and bones: *tut* “weirdos.”
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im in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell
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reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day
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