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I can't believe there's people thinking in words.

Like, I'm out here, trying to articulate this vague feeling jumping around in my head that's so undescribable, it could be some kind of lovecraftian horror shit, and they can just say what they're thinking? Just like that??

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Is it a crime to murder someone in cold blood? Sure

But is it a crime to murder someone in warm blood? Possibly also.

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Nothing actually happened, but

I lived bitches

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Here's two random and totally unrelated funfacts about me:

• I'm in my last year of high school and should be preparing for the last finals coming up in a few weeks, which I have done absolutely no preperation for so far and feel terribly about

• I have spent the last few weeks laying in bed all day in a semi-vegetative state, having the time of my life binging all of the Dungeons&Daddies Podcast

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The concept of making friends is still a mystery to me. Like, how does that happen?

I heard once that when first meeting someone, you're lied to at least 10 times in the first 5 minutes of talking. How are you supposed to build a healthy and lasting friendship off of those lies? (not leaving out all the lies following those 5 minutes)

How are you supposed to upgrade from like nice and polite aquaintance to funny and loving part of the friendgroup to shit-eating grin goblin that's still somehow very much likeable?

How do you even meet and find out that people are compatible with you? It was easy in school to meet people, because everyone was literally forced to be there, so might as well make the best of it; but even then it wasn't even guaranteed you'd get along or have the same beliefs.

And don't come at me with the 'it'll come naturally' shtick; whatever nature you're referring to is not a pattern my autistic brain can compute.

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Someone: So, how are your finals going so far?

Me: Good..

The Narrator: They were in fact not going good.

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Why do things go viral?

Like, I've seen stuff that blows my mind with its brilliance, and still it has significantly less reach than, idk, someone slapping a banana???

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Sometimes, existing is hard

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Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

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Dnd Challenge for youse (and not at all because I'm uncreative and need inspiration for my next character):

The basis is an Aasimar Cleric (subclass and/or multiclass up to you).

What I ask of you is a backstory, if possible non-stereotypical (as in god-revering, or defined by their god alone); a personality; and stats or stat tendencies if you want.

Have fun! :))

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Is anything in media original nowadays? With so many humans having lived such similar lives on this planet, is it even possible for us to think something another hasn't already thought before?

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i’ll never understand people who can’t make fun of their faves a little. like yes i love this character and would defend them to my grave but also they’re stupid sometimes and they do dumb things and imma make fun of them for it

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I'm supposed to be studying for my finals that are in a few weeks, but here I am, rewatching shows from a decade ago, because I've been meaning to and have somehow not found a more appropriate time to do so

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dirt

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Somehow I doubt that I'll be able to experience the collective heat death we as humanity will have caused to occur on this planet.

Not because it won't happen, but because I won't survive it.

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How am I both fascinated and disgusted at the same time? Isn't this supposed to feel nice?

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"How to stop forgetting things" was my last google search

Now look at my latest posts and tell me why it was