mishaalbertcollins

[mishaalbertcollins]

Jensen and I are having an affair. We’ve BEEN having an affair. A gay affair. I tried coming out as bisexual a few months ago, but I retracted my statement shortly after as soon as I saw how politically correct LGBT youth has become. It’s like it’s not even acceptable not to date Irish people. My wife is in on this. Goodbye

Sincerely

Misha Albert J. Collins

[mishaalbertcollins]

Hello tumblr. I would just like to inform everyone that I am misha collins undercover as the average 16-18 year old tumblr user. I wanted to interact with your world. The separation between my generation and yours is mindnumbingly vast. I needed to understand the children that will grow up to run our beautiful governments. I am working in tandem with the CIA and feeding them information I gather from social media sites, having tricked every inhabitant of these plastic wastelands into believing I am one of their own. I have drawn the conclusion that the incoming generation is unfit to grow up and see the world become their own as Gen X and Millenials like myself die off before their very eyes. Your very eyes. I implore you, youth of Tumblr, to enjoy the last days you have alive on this barren land of SJW political correctness you have constructed for yourselves within the 15 miserable years you have all walked this earth.

Sincerely,

Misha Albert Collins