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Aww, poor Puppy! I really don't think you will! Guess I'm testing it now.

i wouldn’t necessarily describe myself as a doggirl but if a trans woman called me a puppy i really doubt i’d have the resolve to deny the label.

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EVE! IS! CANON! WE WILL DIE ON THIS HILL!

MY LOVELIES, WE HAVE A DUTY

@official--eve has been denied as canon despite her iconic status and multiple key figures granting her honorary offical status. We must unite and demand justice.

Tag all the officals and islanders you can. We must demand change and prove that there's more than "like. two of you"(actual words from @officalverse-offical )

@homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @eden-snake-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @homosexuality-offical @confession-booth-offical @concept-of-time-offical @god-offical @officalverse-offical @opinions-on-onions @red-solo-cup-offical @eating-offical @drinking-offical @leviathan-offical @holy-ghost-offical @the-figure-offical @grims-horse-offical @knights-templar-offical @jeff-offical @nyx-offical @faa-offical

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@xjolieface honey... you won't be a disappointment. I promise, you're worth it. You have value. It's okay. You'll find someone, and you'll be a wonderful pet for them <3

how do we feel about petgirl femmes? femmes who follow you around like a lost pet? femmes who like to wear collars and be on a leash? femmes who like to bite you to show affection? femmes who like to curl up at your feet when you're busy working? femmes who want to be told they're a pretty pet? just asking for a friend (it's me i'm the friend)

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I dunno, but it also describes my type perfectly so... I don't really see that as a bad thing.

how do we feel about petgirl femmes? femmes who follow you around like a lost pet? femmes who like to wear collars and be on a leash? femmes who like to bite you to show affection? femmes who like to curl up at your feet when you're busy working? femmes who want to be told they're a pretty pet? just asking for a friend (it's me i'm the friend)

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cough cough pressure me into reading it please

parent: my son is fine

excuse me, but your daughter is starting to idolize the idea of being a plant’s pet

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You deserve to be proud of and love yourself, just as I do. Your autism is a part of you. Yes it can be difficult, but you still deserve to be proud. Anyone who says otherwise can take it up with me, and I don't tend to be gentle when dealing with those fucks.

actually, "autism is a huge part of who i am and i'm proud of it" and "autism is a disability that requires accommodations" are both true statements that can and should coexist

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I think my thralls would appreciate this~

@kittyinsoup @celeste-the-witch

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Sappho's just such a fun account to be around and I absolutely love that I managed to find the blog!

Ykw, I might not be known by like anybody at all but I wanna do something that could spread positivity :3

So I'm doing a....notes....game? I'm not 100% sure what it's called lol

But anyways I want YOU to reblog this and say something kind and nice to whoever you reblogged it from

(if you're reblogging the initial post feel free to say something nice to me :3c)

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Oh my gods am I a lovely??? Fuck yes!

Ykw, I might not be known by like anybody at all but I wanna do something that could spread positivity :3

So I'm doing a....notes....game? I'm not 100% sure what it's called lol

But anyways I want YOU to reblog this and say something kind and nice to whoever you reblogged it from

(if you're reblogging the initial post feel free to say something nice to me :3c)

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Yaaaaasssss sappho and eve are canon now! Go, have a nice date.

@miss-asmodeus I was blind and multitasking and didn't see your tags 💀

@official--eve The islanders are speaking, lmaoo

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Girl she used a winky face after flatly telling you that you have a chance. I don't need to be the high princess of the sin of lust to tell you that she was flirting.

In a surprising turn of events, I have been shipped with @official--eve to which she informed me she's in an open relationship

In an unsurprising move, however, I am unable to determine whether or not that was her flirting with me 👍

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One of my most core philosophies is that you need not understand someone to accept them. Do I understand he/him lesbians and why they identify that way? No, I do not. I don't need to. I simply hear their preferences and abide by them. It's the decent thing to do.

He/Him lesbians have the Asmodean stamp of approval, and anyone who wants to make a stink about it can fucking fight me.

I (a he/him lesbian) just received a blessing from @sappho-offical. Take that, exclusionists. Fuck you

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This feels like a message that must be spread to the masses, AKA my mutuals.

I love boobs btw... in case u wanna show me urs...

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I'm sorry I just couldn't let the worship thing go. The all consuming desire to treat a girl like a goddess, the need to show them what they are and why they're important, to elevate them to nigh-godhood for but a moment just to see the look of raptuous ecstacy upon her face as she reaches that sweet climax...

I don't care that I'm the domme, I don't care that they call me Mommy, I will worship both of them unto the breaking of the minds and the ascension of their souls. They deserve nothing less.

I will do everything for them.

Everything.

your blog is making me so wet and horny need you right now

-💡 she/her 22

I'm so glad you're here baby💡💖

I will take care of you, make you feel all nice and warm inside🥰

I will worship you, exactly the way you deserve it

I can do whatever you want me to and more, all for you 💕

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Spiders go out. Flies go out. Moths get to hang out, they're cool. Mosquitos, Roaches, Wasps, Hornets, and those little pinchbugs get squashed.

But if, gods forbid, a centipede shows up?

I'm bringing fire and a house insurance plan. I'll make it look like an accident so we get the insurance payout. Get a new place where centipedes don't live. Thay thing doesn't get the house, it gets to roast nice and good for the cats that come poking through the ruins later.

"Oh no, but you need men! Who will open the jars-"

My wife/gf

"How will you create a family-"

With my wife/gf (if we want one)

"Who will kill the bugs-"

No one. If it's a good bug we put it outside. If it's a cockroach, then congratulations, it now has a new home all for itself

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So should the fabric of space-time. The fact that I can't hold my girls is just... awful.

Time zones are an international threat to lesbians.

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I know you'd do this, and I'd fuck you into the mattress for it.

she thinks she’s so slick, rubbing her ass against me while we spoon, feigning innocence when i ask her what she’s doing. meanwhile, i’m thinking of all the ways i’m about to put her through the mattress

THIS IS A POST FROM A LESBIAN NSFT BLOG. CISHET MEN AND MINORS DNI.