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Matthias: Jesper, that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.  Wylan: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.  Jesper: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Wylan* How about a muffin on the house baby?  Wylan, giggling: I’m pretty.

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Matthias: Nina, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?  Nina: Raise the dead.  Matthias: And what did you do?  Nina: Raise the dead. 

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Kaz: Hey, Inej. What kind of flowers do you prefer? Inej: I like sunflowers. Kaz, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-

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Wylan: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!  Jesper: Please, just say fuck. 

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Inej: Why do you not believe that saints are real?  Kaz: Never seen one.  Inej: Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real.  Kaz: What can’t I see?  Inej: You can’t see gravity. That’s real.  Kaz: Yeah, I can drop an apple.  Inej: Fuck.

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Inej: Why is Matthias crying on the floor?  Nina: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.  Inej: And?  Nina: He got Kaz. 

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Its facts you cant move if pets or Wylans fall asleep on you

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Wylan: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.  Jesper: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?  Wylan, already taking off their clothes: God, Jesper, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Inej: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!  Matthias: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Jesper can fight in that dress either.  Jesper: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

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Kaz: I'm not creepy.  Kaz: I'm petty.  Kaz: There's a difference, ya' know. 

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WTF HOT TOPIC HAS KEFTAS NOW?!?!-

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Kaz: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Wylan.  Inej: You just said it again.  Wylan: Kaz: I am not a role model.

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Wylan: Operation no more distractions is a go!  *not even 10 seconds later*  Wylan: Oh, look! A butterfly! 

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*The Crows are gathered in the living room for a meeting*  Wylan: *walks in and sits on Jesper’s lap*  The Crows: …  Kaz: Why are you sitting there?  Wylan: There’s no free seats!  Kaz: But we made sure there was enough room for-  Jesper: *hugs Wylan tightly* There are no free seats. 

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Jesper: Hopefully Kaz has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.  Kaz: Oh, shut up and die Jesper. 

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✨peacock wylan✨

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Matthias: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Inej...  Kaz: As you should be.  Matthias: No, for real, she’s kind of-  Kaz: As. You. Should. Be.