monker4444
monker4444
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monker4444 · 1 year ago
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Mittagschlaffen
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Sauerkraut
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monker4444 · 2 years ago
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Honestly, I hold the movies in very high regard as the excellent adaptations that they are. That being said, they did this pairing dirty. Eowyn and Faramir deserved so much better.
remember when éowyn first met faramir and immediately thought "ah yes. this is a guy who could wipe the floor with any soldier of rohan." bc I think about it a lot
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monker4444 · 2 years ago
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they removed icons???????????????????????
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monker4444 · 2 years ago
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I definitely thought OP just misspelled "Kardashian" and I went on a VERY different journey reading this.
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monker4444 · 2 years ago
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monker4444 · 3 years ago
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Stupid story idea: a bunch of famous fictional detectives are all on a boat cruise or train ride when a murder happens, but the real obstacle is all of their egos and/or idiosyncrasies causing what would be a fairly normal case for any one of them to become an utter clusterfuck instead.
Highlights include:
- Hercule Poirot and Benoit Blanc both seeing through each other’s acts of using their accents to seem harmless, but neither calls each other out for fear of mutually assured destruction. Their accents get even more pronounced when talking to each other as a result.
- Sherlock just chilling in the corner microdosing before the inciting incident, notices the little Conan boy acts way too much like an adult, but doesn’t bring it up because someone commented on the microdosing and rankled him.
- Adrian Monk meets Columbo. That is all.
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monker4444 · 3 years ago
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Do do do do
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Woke up last night, barely remember writing this, went straight back to sleep
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monker4444 · 3 years ago
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I will always reblog Wexter. It's like seeing an old friend. 🥰🥰🥰🦴🦖
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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
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monker4444 · 3 years ago
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monker4444 · 3 years ago
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monker4444 · 3 years ago
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I remember watching this movie, seeing Ben Miller for the first time and thinking, "...This could be a thing."
I was right.
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The Prince and Me (2004)
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monker4444 · 3 years ago
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I know no one will ask me these, but I might just spontaneously pick some to respond to in the future, so I'm reblogging this to refer back to later. These seem fun.
Fanfic Writer Emoji Ask
😅 What's a story or scene you've created that you're a smidge embarrassed exists?
🥺 Is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between your characters that never fails to put you in your feels?
🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?
😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?
✍ Do you have a beta reader?
🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feels, scenes, imagery, etc.
🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?
✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉
💋 First kiss fics. Love em or hate em?
🎶 Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately?
🛠What tools/programs/apps do you use to write?
⛔ Do you have a fic you started, but scrapped?
🙋‍♀️ Do any irl people know you write fanfic?
🍦 What's the sweetest fic you've created so far?
🍷 Do you drink and write?
🍆 Do you write the spicy stuffs? If so, what's your most popular nsfw fic?
🌞 Do you have a preferred time of day to write?
💖 What made you start writing?
💌 How do you feel about comments and feedback?
❌ What's a trope you will never write?
💲 Would you ever open commissions?
🧐 Do you spend much time researching for your stories?
🏆 What's your most popular fic?
🎃 Do you write fics for certain holidays? Which is your favorite holiday inspired fic?
🎯 Have any of your readers accurately guessed major plot points? Care to share which?
🎨 How do you feel about fan art of your stories?
📈 How many fics do you have?
🦅 Do you outline fics or fly by the seat of your pants?
👀 Tell me about an up and coming wip please!
🤗 What advice would you give to new fanfic writers that are just getting started?
💞 Who's your comfort character?
🧠 Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.
🤩 Who is your favorite character to write?
🤲 Would you please share a snippet of a wip?
😬 Which of your fics would you be most horrified for friends, family, or coworkers to stumble upon?
🎉 What leads you to consider a fic a success?
✅ What's something that appears in your fics over and over and over again, even if you don't mean to?
📚 Would you ever want to turn writing into a career?
⌛ How long does it take you to write a fic, or a chapter?
🤯 What's a genre you struggle with as a writer (ex. romance, action, etc.)?
💔 Is there a fic of yours that broke your heart?
💥 How do you feel about criticism?
🤭 Do you have a favorite tag to use when posting your works?
🥰 How do you feel about reader interaction? Are you open to receiving questions about your fics?
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monker4444 · 3 years ago
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Disney needs to stop hammering this crunch of 50 years and do a Star Wars show set 100/150/200 years back. Give us Jedi Temple experience, give us Elderly Jedi and awkward, adventurous Archivists, give us missions against slavery in Hutt Space and Spice Syndicates in the Deep Undercity of Coruscant, give us a Chancellorship election scandal and the previous generation of hidden Sith and a galaxy full of rambunctious Jedi crossing paths. Give us new characters and new stories to fall in love with, give us Jedi who are going to live full and die well before the galaxy goes to absolute shit. Give us Jedi that will never know that their bright stories, their bright age, is coming to an end. That they are the second to last generation. Give us Yoda being dogged by feral baby younglings and Junior padawans learning how to drive a speeder in class and an entirely different jedi council having boring meetings and receiving completely banthashite mission reports and Knights gossiping in the cafeteria and senior padawans getting bailed out of jail. Give us - give us a lineage, five generations and a few branches strong, so we get retired grandmasters and fledging initiates and a temple teacher and a couple of knights and three padawans of different ages and follow their stories and tie together this Jedi community so we can all fucking weep and scream because you keep showing us this loss over and over and I'm tired of seeing The Loss, damnit, I want to see What Was Lost. I want you to feed me so much growth and happiness that my heart gets carved out in whole new ways when I go back to the older shows and the origionals. Leave the Skywalker Saga and The Empire and give me the goddamn Jedi Era.
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monker4444 · 3 years ago
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Agreed. This is one of the episodes that I go back to time and time again. Both David and Alan have such incredible performances in this episode, and Charle's monolog of "Where I had a father...you had a dad," remains one of my favorite pieces of writing on the show, and especially as performed by Mr. Steirs. Such genius.
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sons and bowlers. this beautiful, subtle episode. david ogden stiers is such a presence here, even in scenes where he has few or no lines at all. it's the first glimmer of real friendship between hawkeye and charles, and it feels so earned.
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and of course it should be bj supporting hawkeye, but bowling & pure chance find charles in the role, instead, and guh, what a payoff.
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monker4444 · 3 years ago
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Nightcrawler by Pepe Larraz & Dave Rapoza
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Hercule Poirot vs. the countryside
Look at it, Hastings. Not a building in sight. Not a restaurant, not a theatre, not an art gallery. A wasteland. AGATHA CHRISTIE’S POIROT (1989-2013)
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monker4444 · 3 years ago
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things that always make me happy: serial commenters. there are three types
1) reading a longfic chapter by chapter, leaving an increasingly emotional comment on every chapter, descends into keysmashes near the end: outstanding
2) read one fic by accident, clicked the author name, now working steadily through the backlog and commenting on everything, I wake up to an AO3 inbox full of enthusiasm: precious beyond words
3) the longterm serial commenter whose comment begins with I don’t even know this fandom but because they have followed me from somewhere else: stunning. humbling. magical.
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