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I can’t stop cackling; I goddamn love horny statues. This dragon statue (Fuente del Dragón) is found in Soportújar, Spain. It features an erect dragon dick that spurts water. So the rumors go, if you drink from the water it contains aphrodisiac properties and enhances fertility 👀✨

If anyone knows of any other horny monster statues let me know! I love this shit, always tickles me to see

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It's now time for the Arun & Patricia End of Year Awards! Please vote now! Deadline is on the 30th December.

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Finally, a toxic yuri speedrun…

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Welcome monsterfuckers to my blog (or those who like the human personas) where we will pit personas against eachother in a beauty contest until a winner is decided. It's gonna be a big bracket.

I'm hoping to start later in december or january. But for now, I'll do a few preliminary polls to lower the amount of lookalikes.

Inspired by @whoishotteranimepolls and @dungeon-meshi-tournament also @tournament-announcer

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The Queen of Naiads isn't bonded to a body of water, the water is bonded to HER. Not just one, a collection of lakes or rivers will generally be under her protection. Her beauty can stun, and if she wants she can sear her image onto your eyes like you were staring into the sun (it lasts until she releases you). Her healing's so great in the water that she'll recover from near dead to perfect health in half an hour. She can also shapeshift into any humanoid in the 2-8 ft (0.6-2.4 m range) and has magic for healing, charming, controlling water and wind and your movement, and letting you breathe underwater! She can also give you a token to remember her by if she likes you, and as long as you have it and she likes you it magically helps you! Stronger will and better at performing/making stuff, with stronger effect if you're a bard who considers her your muse!

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art vs artist 2024

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Gonna be real with you here, this is a 9 ft (2.7 m) mound of tendrils covered in trash armor. You should also have protection, because touching it can give you "Wretched Weeps," which gives you bleeding sores after a couple days if not treated. It also smells like a pile of hot sewage. They are morbidly curious and enjoy picking the limbs off living prey. I usually present these as neutral or positive as possible, but there is no way for me to spin this one. Your decision was made one way or another by the second sentence.

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Arboreal Warden! The lorax isn't fucking around this time. They're inherantly curious about the world around them, constantly roaming. They're defenders of thier woods, smart enough to know when to fight and when to run for backup, and generally just want people to stop messing with thier trees. They're relatively swift to act, and while they don't seek out the company of short-lived folk (that includes elves in thier eyes) they will tolerate it...as long as you also love the forest and are find with long-winded rambling.

Don't have the size though. Context clues with how much they grow each stage, reach comparisons with ones that have listed sizes, and old size ranges tell me probably around 15 ft (4.5 m) or so tall. But size listings are much looser in PF2e.

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1.02 | "...After the Phantoms of Your Former Self"

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Commissions OPEN

Hey folks,

So, I quit my toxic as fuck job and while I am looking for job openings, I will be opening up a few of my commission options if anyone is interested in helping out!

I will be offering three commission tiers for the time being:

The first being pixel commissions at $30!

These are fully colored, full body pieces with a simple background but NOT animated!

(Examples below)

Second commission tier will be simple bust sketches at $10 a piece!

These are simple sketches done in the color of the commissioner's choice! No backgrounds included!

(Examples below)

And my final commission tier will be Icon/Profile pics at $40!

These are fully colored bust shots of a character or OC of choice with a simple background and used as PFPs for whatever social media platform the commissioner uses! Can reference a meme for comedic affect or have a simple expression to convey whatever emotion the user wishes to show!

(Examples below)

Everything WILL BE SFW ONLY! And I can draw most things relating to monsters, aliens, some anthros/animals/furries, and humanoids!

I can't do anything relating to mechas/robots or anything overly complex of that nature. Do not ask for anything NSFW or pertaining to hateful/controversial subject matter.

I have a right to refuse my services if a request makes me uncomfortable!

PayPal is my preferred method of payment!

But if anyone is interested, please reach out to me in my DMs and we can talk about it!

I appreciate the help and any means I can have to get by.

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The Ultimate Halloween Character Design Tournament

Please remember to vote for characters solely based on their design, rather than which character you are more familiar with or like more!

Snatcher | A Hat in Time

[No propaganda submitted]

Ghost Freak | Ben 10

“Beatlejuice tentacles, sharp claws, creepy upside-down skull head. Perfect design for being spooky without being too scary for kids.”

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On the left, the Ulitharid! They're a person-sized rare form of illithid. These are the elite, the mindflayers that can become elder brains one day. They see near everyone else as a lesser, HOWEVER. They're nearly as strong as an orc, have miles of telepathy range, and can grapple with those tentacles. They have the psychic power to read or control minds, levitate, drop your intelligence to that of an animal, or stun you! Plus unbelievably high confidence!

On the right, the Abishai are Tiamat's personal devils, the Red ones rivalling even the might of a Pit Fiend! They're about 7 ft (2.1 m), can magically frighten people, can charm you into treating them as trusted friends, can increase your performance by inspiring fanaticism, and are amazing leaders. Probably a bit arrogant too if they're anything like thier draconic counterparts, but when you're one of the strongest things in hell I guess your self hype is just honesty.

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The Nessari, aka the Tyrant Devil. 16 ft (4.9 m) tall dukes and tyrants, they see themselves as the living embodiment of hell's fire and wrath. They're cunning, ruthless, and the pulse hell's politics and military incursions. They can craft up to 100 other devils per day from the hellish masses, so if you're into groups that can easily be arranged. Their presence instills both fear and a desire to obey. they can pull out almost any spell ever crafted, so anything from restraint to shapeshifting to near anything else you can think of. Though do be careful, as they are highly venomous.

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Vrock, the wrath demon! Hateful souls glad for another chance to spread ruin. They can stun you with a painful screech, teleport short distances at will, and have a group dance that can summon lightning! So the can work with others at least. Small groups though. Oh, the can also emit spores that dig into you and sprout vines. Fun fact, they're always angry, and if you calm them down it actually deals significant mental damage. Like as much damage as this 8 ft (2.4 m) vulture demons tearing into it with claws.

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On the left are Yagnoloths, the cunning but slothful contract-making noble class of the yugoloths. 10-15 ft (3-4.5 m), telepathic, can shock or drain life with its touch, teleport, and can use magic to turn invisible or try to magically manipulate you with mental suggestions. I wonder if they actually wear thier ledgers like that, or they just had to come up with SOME way of censoring. What, couldn't use the angle or the giant arm like other editions?

On the right, the Cloud Giant Smiling one! 23-25 ft (7-7.6 m) tall giants in the sky! The weather bends to thier whim, they're natural shapeshifters, and they have all sorts of magic for illusions and fog clouds and invisibility! Even a bit of weak mind manipulation, though they prefer to just use thier amazing persuasion, deception, and slight of hand skills. These ones LIVE for the drama, wearing masks with triumphant smirk on one side for mischief they cause and a grimace on the other because Storm Giants are higher ranked than them. They're tricksters, they value craftiness, and they'll eagerly do things others would think beneath them.

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THE TOURNAMENT!

Simple, basic, 2 stage.

Stage 1: Qualifiers. we'll be polling each monster to see who makes the cut. Stage 2: Make a Tournament and see who wins! I'm using "#not tournament" if it's not directly important to the tournament, and "#answers" for answering asks, in case you don't care about extra stuff. For a list of all poll results so far, Click Here!

Winners and Criteria/Rules below!

Criteria I'm using for entry: We're assuming it's consenting, and old enough to. Its has to be sentient and able to understand a form of communication, NATURALLY. I don't care if you can theoretically cast awaken on a deer, it's not going on the list. But the Giant Elk, which is fluent in 4 languages, is on the list. Exception being things that don't really think at all, like an animated item. Programmable tools, automatons, and plants are fine. I'm fine with people and I'm fine with objects, I'm just trying avoid putting up normal animals. Things that are alive but can't consent. CURRENT BRACKET SPECIFIC: I'm using communication and lore as the main signifier of sentience. There are animals with 7 int. there are normal sentient races with 5 or less. Can't really trust the stats, as they're made solely with gameplay/combat in mind. So communication seems the most fair, assuming my look at its lore doesn't say it outright.

D&D sadly does not credit artists directly. However, there is a wonderful blog post by Kato Katonian that has tracked many of them down

D&D 5e Monster Manual: Winner- Rakshasha, #2 Weretiger, #3 Barlgura (winner of the loser's bracket!)