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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

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Still really funny that Marvel named a movie “Endgame” and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

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queen of the world to me

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A secret rendezvous in the castle halls! 8) 

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I don't know what piece of Elizabeth I'm missing. I don't know what you have that I don't. I looked through all the data from your Focus. You were raised as an outcast. Shunned and isolated, just like me. So what's the difference?! What's my defect? 🍂

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I do this. This is Final Pam. You remember how your backyard barbecue go, the Smiths. Pretty good it doesn’t seem. Haha, I tell little joke.

NEXT TIME YOU INVITE PAM!

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Girl who definitely didn’t take her attempted murder in a really weird way

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g…gritty did what now…

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fallout 4’s new patch is looking great y’all

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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“Weird” trans people online are not the cause of transphobia offline.